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With all the craziness of SUVs running over crosses and rabid republicans marching to Crawford because a soldier’s mom dares disagree with Dear Leader it was hilarious to read Jen Sorensen’s latest Slowpoke Comic:
Her comic has been one of my faves in Funny Times and I was so pysched when I found she has her own site, Slowpoke Comics.
Posted by Vixen as Musings at 11:33 AM CDT
Like porn? If so, educate yourself about the current attack on the adult industry. The current regulations put a lot of models at risk.
The Montreal Mirror has an article explaining the real life dangers to adult performers, Crisis In Pornland.
For more information, AVN has an excellent article on the current court battle 2257 Battle Goes To Court.
Posted by Vixen as Political Rants, News at 1:54 AM CDT
With all the depressing political news of late, it was refreshing to read two positive stories.
First, a U.S. Court of Appeals panel has ruled a website denouncing Jerry Falwell’s anti-gay views can keep it’s domain. Christopher Lamparello’s site is smartly designed and worth a look.
Second, Amazon.com is selling sex toys. Normally, I prefer buying from smaller companies but I take it as a good sign that Amazon is now on the sex toy bandwagon. This article from the SF Gate gives the online store some well deserved praise. With only 27% of women claiming to own vibrators this development is much needed. More toys need to be owned to give sexual pleasure. More orgasms make the world a better place.
“I enjoy spank-ons.”
me, trying to tell a caller I enjoy spankings and strap-ons
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 12:37 AM CDT
“I’m so slutty. I took all of my clothes off.”
-Fabulous Foot Slut
in one of his “slutty” moods
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 3:50 AM CDT
“It’s like your rectum is my girlfriend and I just want to french kiss it.”
-Whiny Boy
waxing romantic about my ass
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 11:40 PM CDT
It’s common for guys to say they don’t know what they want to talk about when they call. But with some coaxing they usually tell me. When they don’t and instead expect me to read their mind things get frustrating on my end. Here’s a recent example:
Me: “What do you want to talk about tonight?”
Caller: “I don’t know.”‘
“Hmm, why don’t you tell me what’s on your mind tonight?”
“Nothing.”
“Is there anything you’d like to hear from me?”
“No.”
“Ok….”
“I just want to hear whatever you want to talk about.”
“Well, I’m sure you don’t want to hear about the latest book I’m reading.”
“No, I’ll pass.”
“What would you like to talk about then?”
“Tell me a story.”
I start to tell an erotic story. He interrupts to say “tell me something different.”
“What do you want to hear?”
“I don’t know.”
“You must have been thinking of something when you called.”
“No.”
“Ok. Well, you didn’t like what I was telling you so what do you want me to talk about?”
He goes on to say he wants to hear “what I really want to talk about”. Mind you what I really want to talk about is not what he wants to hear. What he wants is for me to repackage his fantasy into a fantasy that supposedly belongs to me. That way he can imagine it’s something that turns both of us on. That’s fine with me; most of my calls consist of this formula.
What annoys me endlessly is when they act like their mind is blank. Why can’t they just say what they want to hear? Instead they want me to play psychic and magically know what turns them on. I grit my teeth and do just that. After all it is my job.
But jeez…sometimes conversations like the above makes me want to scream.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 10:50 PM CDT
MoveOn.org is sponsoring a vigil for Cindy Sheehan. From their site “Cindy has asked supporters to start candlelight vigils in their communities to support her and call for an end to the war. So, MoveOn is teaming up with True Majority and Democracy for America to host Vigils for Cindy Sheehan on Wednesday, August 17th, to show our solidarity with Cindy.”
Want to attend a vigil in your community? Sign up at moveon.org.
I get my share of prankers-many a pso does. Some of these men try to get me to talk for free often asking for a “free sample”. When I first heard this phrase I thought it must be a fluke. Asking for a free sample of phone sex just sounds tacky. But it wasn’t an isolated incident. I’ve had many requests for freebies and so have other ladies I know.
Typically I can hear the guys jerking off while they’re asking which means they’re about a minute away from cumming, hanging up and wasting my time. So I try to impress upon them that phone sex is my job. I inform them they wouldn’t go to a dentist and ask for a free filling before getting a root canal. Neither would they they ask a construction team to pave their driveway gratis before hiring them to pave the city’s streets.
It’s my hope that equating ‘professional job’ to ‘phone sex’ takes away the fantasy that I’m just a horny housewife hoping to talk dirty to any stranger that calls me. Sometimes they get the point. Other times this only prompts them to beg. My favorite line is “but this is an emergency” as if no other man has ever had an erection and needed an orgasm. When they say they “need it really bad” I tell them I need to pay my electric bill “really bad”.
Just today I had a pranker that begged for free time. After explaining that I didn’t want to talk for free because this is my job he whined “but don’t you want to talk dirty to me for free” as if he didn’t hear a word I had spoken. I chuckled, told him I’d rather get paid and hung up.
Is it possible a pso once talked for free and thus inspires countless men to beg for a repeat? I tend to think the free samples are like the mythical pot of gold-you keep following the rainbow but never get to the golden cauldron. But maybe it’s more like playing the lottery. Odds are you won’t win but if you do you’ve luckily struck it rich.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 1:45 AM CDT
Some men will do anything to hear a sexy woman’s voice:
From Ananova:
A German man pretended his car had broken down to dupe local residents into letting him use their phones to call sex hotlines.
Full story here.
Not only did he steal the psos time he also abused the kindness of strangers. What an ass.
Posted by Vixen as News at 11:13 AM CDT
