There’s nothing like running for the phone with your panties around your ankles. So Mistress like, the quintessential picture of a dominant woman.
It’s afternoon when I walk into my bathroom. I grab the Funny Times for reading material. I become engrossed in the funnies and though my business is finished I remain on the toilet reading.
Time passes unnoticed until I hear the familiar ring of the telephone. “Damn!”, I curse aloud. I had plenty of time to get up but instead I sat here reading comics. A couple rings go by as I fumble to put the paper down.
The newspaper falls off the sink and spreads itself over the tile floor. I try not to trip over the pages as I clumsily run out, sprinting to catch the call. I desperately clutch my panties and pants, trying to pull them up mid run. As I pass my office door gravity wins and they slide down to my ankles.
I clutch the phone on its fifth ring and breath a hello into the receiver. I did a 40 minute hike the day before without being phased yet somehow this few second flee from the bathroom has left me breathless.
“Are you a Mistress?” the caller asks.
Let’s see. My panties and pants are around my ankles, I’m desperately trying to catch my breath and I have drops of urine on my thighs. Oh I’m in full Mistress mode, that’s for certain.
“Yes. Yes I am.” I do my best to sound convincing. He ends up being a pranker, rushing out his fantasy in an attempt to say as many kinky things before I catch on.
I hang up on him and pull up my clothes. My dignity is a little shaken but I cling to it and remind myself to charge up the portable phone.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 12:20 AM CDT
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Mirta Showering (pspporn.com)
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Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations, Sugasm at 12:47 AM CDT
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I’ve been a fan of Annie Sprinkle for several years now. By chance I stumbled across a thesis written about her the other day while doing research of my own. (I was researching hormones for a transgendered client.)
While I thought I was familiar with most of her work Sheila Thomas’ study really opened my eyes to her whole career.
Speaking the Unspeakable: Annie Sprinkle’s “Prostitute Performances” A Thesis by Sheila Marie Thomas is a well documented study. It’s an excellent introduction to those unfamiliar with her; for fans, it’s more of a collective, delving into detail about familiar performances.
Posted by Vixen as Sex History at 12:46 AM CDT
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CruisingForSex.com Sues PayPal
From AVN Online:
NEW ORLEANS - CFS.com LLC, the parent company of free gay cruising website CruisingForSex.com, is taking PayPal to court. The company hopes to force the online payment giant to restore an account designated to assist CFS.com employees affected by Hurricane Katrina.
Posted by Vixen as News at 1:48 AM CDT
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When I first started PSOing I didn’t do adult baby calls. I’ve never much liked babies so I figured I wasn’t qualified. I knew nothing of diapers, rattles or nursery rhythms. Adult babies always struck me as sort of creepy.
Then an adult baby called who changed my perspective. I had been turning down ABs but this one just wanted to talk at first.
He was very polite, the politest of any caller to whom I had spoken. When he brought up his fetish I was very upfront and professed my lack of experience.
Thumbsucker was very understanding. He said he liked my voice and wanted to talk anyway.
He was an excellent teacher. He told me all about his fetish-the diapers, the bottles, the wetting, the thumbsucking, the stuffed animals. Adult babies really dive into their kink-there’s a whole niche industry built around supplying them with all their baby wares.
When he first called me Mommy I shuddered. I’ve never wanted to be a mother. It felt weird and unnatural to be call someone’s mommy. He means it as a compliment so I let him use the term, though I occasionally still wince when he uses it.
Thumbsucker likes to tell me about his different outfits and adventures. He has baby time with escorts who pretend to be his mommy-of-the-moment. He cums in his diapers why they watch.
I still don’t understand the appeal of adult babies but Thumbsucker has become one of my favorite callers. Why? Of all the men I talk to he is one of the nicest and sweetest. It’s relaxing to talk to him. There’s no stressful tension, no raised voices-elements that come up with some of my callers. Conversations with him feel like an easy chat, albeit an unusual one. At the end of every conversation he always thanks me profusely for talking to him.
It sounds so simple, being thanked, but many people don’t at the end of a call. I don’t expect it, after all I’m getting thanks enough getting paid for my time. But it feels very flattering to be thanked.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 10:52 PM CDT
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“Can I be a fag and still love you?”
-Homophobic Cum Guzzler
expressing some inner conflict
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 2:15 PM CDT
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From the Vagina Lady:
“VaginaLady.com, a feminist arts-and-crafts endeavor that pays homage to that loveliest of female organs. Shrouded in mystery, spoken of derisively, the vagina exerts a power that is fundamental but poorly understood.
And so the Vagina Lady makes vagina artwork of various sorts, They are different colors, different fuzzinesses, different shapes and sizes, but they are all pretty. Because you, vagina, you are pretty!”
I’m impressed with her craftiness. Her use of fabrics and textures capture the vagina in all it’s different forms.
Posted by Vixen as Musings at 11:13 PM CDT
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Courtesy of Pantyhose Uncovered comes this lovely picture. Not only is Lily a hottie, I want those stockings for myself.
Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 10:27 PM CDT
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“So you think God wanted me to be your slave?”
-Whiny Boy
believing we were meant to be together
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 2:38 AM CDT
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The thought police are cracking down and hard.
Red Rose Stories Shut Down by FBI
PITTSBURGH - In the burgeoning War on Pornography, the feds have determined the written word to be among the enemy.
On Oct. 3, erotic fiction website Red Rose Stories was shuttered by its owner, an apparent victim of obscenity charges.
“Red Rose Stories is a dead site,” owner redrose posted on the home page. “The FBI has succeeded in closing me down.”
This is some scary shit. They’re closing down sites with stories. Stories. So what if some of them are sick and perverse-they’re thoughts and that’s all. It’s McCarthyism for the new age. We sex workers need to unite to fight back. They’re not going to stop-they want to destroy the sex industry. They can’t-it will just go overseas but this is our livelihood. I urge sex workers, and those that enjoy porn, to join the ACLU and the Free Speech Coalition and fight these bastards.
Posted by Vixen as Political Rants, News, Activism at 10:11 PM CDT
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From Find Me A Gift:
“Spankometer is the perfect gift for any bloke who enjoys a little wrist action, which basically means all of them.
You just strap on the Spankometer and you can measure your performance, keep a year long record, compete with your mates, or use it as part of a diet and fitness program, spanking the monkey has never been so much fun.”
Posted by Vixen as Musings at 10:51 PM CDT
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Unauthorized Reproduction bill has been drafted
“Republican lawmakers are drafting new legislation that will make
marriage a requirement for motherhood in the state of Indiana,
including specific criminal penalties for unmarried women who do
become pregnant “by means other than sexual intercourse.”
Don’t these idiots realize that if this were to become law the Virgin Mary would have conceived Jesus illegally? This is some pretty scary legislation. What next? Will we have to fill out applications to have non-procreation sex?
Update:
Legislator drops controversial plan
“A controversial proposed bill to prohibit gays, lesbians and single people from using medical procedures to become pregnant has been dropped by its legislative sponsor.”
That’s a sigh of relief. However, I wouldn’t be surprised it they try to reintroduce this legislation, albeit worded differently. We have to be constantly watchful of attacks on our reproductive rights from fascist invasions. How I long for the day when we truly have sexual freedom.
Posted by Vixen as Political Rants, News at 11:45 PM CDT
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A caller tonight originally wanted to talk with a submissive woman. I’ve tried doing submissive calls without much success. My voice sounds so flat and it’s plain I’m not into it no matter how hard I try. My most vivid failure being one client who venomously sneered “you’re not even wet are you?” After him I decided it would be best for me, and future clients, if I stopped doing submissive calls.
Though I told him I was a dominant woman, he insisted he just wanted a ’straight call’, a vanilla fantasy. While I mostly do kinky calls, I get the occasional vanilla guy. For the most part these are easy calls unless they want me to moan and scream. My voice gets sore if I have to fake too many orgasms for the caller.
I’m flexible so I agreed to talk with him. We quickly moved to oral sex. He wanted to hear how I’d suck his cock. To make things interesting I added that I was sucking on Altoids while sucking on him. He loved it and groaned louder. (Altoids make excellent sex toys btw)
After some more moaning on his part he wanted to hear me masturbate. Some PSOs really masturbate while on calls. I’m not one of them. It’s something I like to keep separate from my job. When I’m working my focus is on the call-pleasing the client, building rapport, planting seeds for future calls-while I enjoy my job, it still feels like work and doesn’t get me in the mood to play with myself.
I still have to sound like I’m masturbating though. To stimulate the noise I lick my lips and rub my finger over them. Basic, easy, simple, yet it makes such an authentic sound.
There is some risk to it however. Once I had to swallow a burp which caused me a momentary panic. How would I explain that? Oops I queefed? Luckily the caller didn’t notice. Several times I’ve boinked the headset mic on my teeth but no one’s ever commented on that either. I could always say the dildo hit the phone if asked.
Tonight I tried a new technique. He wanted me to suck a dildo. I eyed my pen cap but figured it wouldn’t give off an authentic sound. So instead I noisily sucked on three of my fingers. I moved all three in and out of my mouth which made a nice sloppy sound. I put the headset back into place and heard him cum.
Though I told him I was dominant he kept trying to ‘make’ me submissive for his fantasy. He repeatedly called me girl saying stuff like “you sure know how to suck cock girl”. The tone of his voice as he said ‘girl’ really grated my nerves. There was an undertone of insult in the word, like he thought less of me since get ‘got me to submit’. Breathing deep, I let this slip. It was a slow night and this was a paid call.
I secretly had the last laugh. Post orgasm he told me that I may be dominant but he knew I had a bratty side. He could tell how much I got off teasing him by fucking myself with the dildo. How sucking noises translates into brattiness I’m not sure. He hung up a satisfied customer, never guessing what I really had been doing.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 3:35 AM CDT
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“Talking to you I don’t hate myself. I just feel normal.”
-Drunk Castration Boy
explaing to me why he enjoys our calls
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 10:10 PM CDT
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