Recently I did a call with a client who had a shemale fetish. The fantasy went along these lines: He and I are dating and I stop by one day for some steamy sex. As a surprise I bring along my sexy girlfriend. I grind my thigh into his crotch while I whisper in his ear, telling him I’ve always fantasized about a threesome.
One look at my friends ample bosom and ushering us to the bedroom. We sit down and he drops to his knees before us. He pushes my skirt up and licks my pussy thru my panties. My girlfriend reaches down and pulls his cock out of his jeans. I describe how her manicured nails tickle his balls.
My girlfriend and I switch positions. I stroke his cock while he pushes up her skirt. As he slides it up her cock pops out. He’s surprised but becomes more turned on. I beg him to suck it, encouraging him by taking his cock in my mouth. He slips the head of her cock into his mouth and is soon deep throating every inch of her thick 10″ inch cock.
The call was moving along smoothly. His breathing quickens and his sudden moan tells me he’s close to cumming.
Then out of nowhere I hear a phone ringing in the background on his end. Suddenly he’s moaning louder and I hear him cumming. I hear him cumming and fumbling for the second phone at the same time. Riiiiiiiiiing……Oooooooooohhhh…..Riiiiiiiing…..Ooooohhhhh. I bite my lip to stifle my laughter.
For some reason he took the other call. After making an excuse about working out (not a complete untruth) he promised to call the person back in a few minutes. He came back to me panting heavily. I struggled not to giggle. He hurriedly thanked me and hung up which left me free to laugh heartedly.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 3:22 AM CST
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Former Iraqi Detainees Allege Torture by U.S. Troops
Men Say Repeated Beatings, Mock Execution, Sexual Humiliation Were Prevalent
Two former Iraqi detainees tell ABC News in an exclusive interview that they were repeatedly tortured by U.S. forces seeking information about Saddam Hussein and weapons of mass destruction.
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Huge buzz for iPod gizmo
APPLE’S iPod is set to bring even more pleasure to music lovers this Christmas - after boffins invented a vibrator that moves in time with the songs.
Posted by Vixen as Sex Toys at 1:21 AM CST
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I discovered Nancy Farmer, creator of Fetish Dollies, thru Sugar Bank. On her website she describes her doll photos thusly “This is a photography project I’ve been working on for some time now – essentially it’s Fetish, and Erotic Art… the difference is that all the participants are dolls.”
Looking at her erotic pictures reminded me of what I used to do with my dolls when I was a girl. I had the normal stash of Barbie dolls that all my friends had. But I had an extra duo. For some reason I was the owner of the Osmond dolls.
I’m note sure how I got them. I don’t recall liking their music; I can only guess they were a hand me down.
For some reason I thought the Osmond dolls were evil. They became the evil duo in my Barbie doll world. And they were wicked. Considering the Osmonds’ “The Family is ordained of God” beliefs I find my instant aversion to the Donny and Marie siblings quite funny.
Donnie and Marie plotted and schemed to kidnap the girl Barbies. They would snatch them from the townhouse and haul them off in their jeep. Many hours were spent tying up the Barbies hands and ankles. The hostages were stripped, tied up and spanked.
Threats of more torture would scare my Barbies to beg for mercy. The permanent evil grin of the Osmond dolls foretold there would be none.
The Ken dolls would always swoop in to save the Barbies before worse deeds befell them. The evil Osmonds would be captured, tied up and locked in the RV to await justice. My Barbies would always be SO grateful to the Kens for rescuing them. Their way of saying thanks always involved sexual favors.
In my prepubescent age I was oblivious to the BDSM overtones of these scenarios. I can only imagine the tortures the Osmonds could have come up with had I know how to fashion a strap on dildo for them like Nancy Farmer does for her dollies.
Posted by Vixen as Musings at 3:13 PM CST
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Enjoy the best of the blogs by the bloggers who blog them:
Androgyny (seska4lovers.com)
Bedroom Radio #6-Comfort Stand Records
CTT – A Day Late! (corinthiancouple.blogspot.com)
Dressed (bikersballsandteacherstits.blogspot.com)
European vs. American Attitudes to Sex (sugarbank.com)
Hands In My Pants (wilfuldamage.blogspot.com)
Kitkast #1.5 – LiveCamNetwork, JC’s Girls and Parents in Adult (mskitka.com)
Muse and Mentor (deltaofvenus.blogspot.com)
Nautica Binx (pspporn.com)
Podnography #15 – SoccerGirl, a Flechlight competition and the Fleshbot T-Shirt (podnography.com)
Pull My Daisy Chain (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)
The Ass (alwaysarousedgirl.blogspot.com)
Ultimate Geekdom (swelteringcelt.com)
Unleash the super whore in your wife (perfectmarriage.co.uk)
Vaginas Are Confusing (shaysexcolumn.blogspot.com)
Wedding Anniversary (radicalvixen.com)
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FDA Suggests Warnings for Condoms
WASHINGTON — Against a background of pressure from social conservatives, the Food and Drug Administration is recommending a new series of labels for condoms, warning that they “greatly reduce, but do not eliminate” the risk of some sexually transmitted diseases.
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I want to do a theme day where I post about a certain subject. For now I’m experimenting with Fetish Fridays and posting about interesting and unusual fetishes.
Today’s fetish is Sploshing. Bill Shipton, creator of Splosh magazine, defines sploshing as “Put at its simplest, sploshing is about getting wet or messy for sexual pleasure. You can do it with food, mud, paint, or just get in the shower in your best business suit. You can do it with your clothes on or off, alone or with a partner.”
He goes on to explain in an Eyeshot interview:
“You can use practically any foodstuff you fancy, you can go and roll in the mud if you prefer (though I’d wait till it gets warmer) or play about with poster paints. Sex in the shower with your clothes on is pretty bloody good and all . . . Simply splosh in what you fancy the feel of. Some like the idea of baked beans or spaghetti squishing round their bits, others enjoy sticky things likes syrups and sauces that can be licked off. Chocolate sauce, cream, and custard are probably the most popular — along with custard pies and cakes either for sitting in or smearing over each other. It’s best to start with things you like the taste of, and in fairly small quantities.”
I’ve never sploshed myself. Although I will admit there is something erotic about dipping into a bathtub full of chocolate…
Posted by Vixen as Fetish Fridays at 7:20 PM CST
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One of my regulars called me tonight. I had barely finished my greeting when he blurted out it was his 20th wedding anniversary.
This took me off guard. To my knowledge no one’s every called me on their wedding anniversary. It made me feel weird, a little uneasy.
He was upset with his wife. For years now she has refused him sex. While not fair, he has wronged her and told me the details. I can see both sides. She resents him for his mistakes and he resents her for denying intimacy.
To relieve himself he calls me. This puts me in a delicate situation. I must listen to him letting off steam about his marriage, yet I cannot praise or criticize his wife. If I try to get him to see her side he becomes resentful and feels I’m siding with her. If I join in the criticism he gets defensive and offended that I’m insulting her.
So I share my sympathy, which is sincere. He’s stuck between a rock and a hard place. I don’t see their marriage resolving. From what I know of their relationship, which is admittedly one-sided, they fell out of love years ago and are staying together for the children and out of habit.
After he vented, we shifted gears. I described a picture of his fantasy-getting fucked by a fat, thick cock. His stress melted away as his arousal increased. Thoughts of his ass spreading for a cock pushed away thoughts of his wife. As I described the feel of hot cum shooting deep into his sluthole he came himself. After a few breaths he became embarrassed. There was only a minute of rushed conversation before he hung up.
During that short bit of time I resisted the evil urge to wish him a happy anniversary.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 2:48 AM CST
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Many have blogged about the Salon article on Real Dolls. I thought I’d add my thoughts because I got to play with an actual Real Doll.
A Mistress friend had purchased one and had it delivered to the Office the day I was there for a meeting. When I first saw it out of the corner of my eye I thought there was a new girl sitting in the corner. Then I realized something was wrong. She wasn’t moving.
Instantly I wanted to know about the doll. When her identity was explained I had to get a closer look.
The first thing I noticed was that she was very well made. She was sturdy and could be posed in different positions. Her face was well designed and her hair looked real. The doll was heavier than I suspected which surprised me. There was an eeriness about the thing though. Parts of her were so lifelike but on closer inspection she was so fake. Such a peculiar blend of lifeless material and lifelike realism.
Inspecting her I found myself with a case of the giggles. While running my fingers over her teeth I was suddenly gripped with the uncontrollable urge to do naughty things with the doll. I took out the tongue and stuck it back in crooked. The room burst out in laughter because now she looked drunk. I hammed it up, sticking my tongue out as well to pose for a photo.
Several of us started taking more photos with her. I straddled an arm and adjusted the hand to make it appear that the doll was grabbing my crotch. I spread her legs wider and posed her to masturbate. Then I grabbed a riding crop to spank her thighs because I “caught” her playing with herself.
The room laughed while the doll was straddled, spanked and felt up. We eventually grew tired of our game and moved on to our meeting. Later, someone noticed a finger was split. No one was certain who did the damage, there were a number of us who played with her. The injury sobered us up-the doll costs around $6,000. How much would a repair run? Thankfully, some silicon rendered the finger repaired and the injury invisible.
Posted by Vixen as Musings at 3:06 AM CST
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“That is a work of art.”
-new caller commenting on a picture of my pussy
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 1:59 PM CST
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Imagine a world where the Senate Judiciary Committee studies pornography in a sane, comprehensive way. They declare that *gasp* adults have a right to view other consenting adults having consensual sex. They denounce anti-sex fundamentalists that want to abolish pornography as meddling into other people’s private lives. Dreamy isn’t it? Until then we have to be vigilant watchdogs and guard our freedom to enjoy porn.
Senate Subcommittee Schedules Porn Hearing
WASHINGTON - Senator Sam Brownback (R-Kan.) has scheduled a hearing of the Constitution, Civil Rights and Property Right Subcommittee of the Senate Judiciary Committee on the topic, “Why the Government Should Care About Pornography: The State Interest in Protecting Children and Families.”
Posted by Vixen as Political Rants, News at 12:35 PM CST
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Scientists Find Fossils in Sexual Union
LUCKNOW, India (AP) — This was no one-night stand. Scientists in India say they have discovered two fossils fused together in sexual union for 65 million years.
The findings were published in the October edition of the Indian journal “Current Science,” which said it was the first time that sexual copulation had been discovered in a fossil state, according to the Press Trust of India news agency.
Posted by Vixen as Sex History at 1:26 AM CST
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Sweet Victory: United Methodist Church Calls For Withdrawal
It’s one thing when former high-ranking members of your own Administration come out against your war. It’s another thing when two-thirds of the country calls the invasion and occupation a mistake. It’s really something when your own church issues a statement urging you to pull out the troops now.
Posted by Vixen as News at 2:36 AM CST
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