The best of the sex(y) blogs, by the bloggers who write them:
A Pregnant Pause (nakedloftparty.com)
Bend Over Boyfriend (sexinga.blogspot.com)
Can You Imagine (alwaysarousedgirl.blogspot.com)
Do my Wife (sexyshoessexy.blogspot.com)2
Foam and lather (wilfuldamage.blogspot.com)
Full-On Naked Recovery (talkingdirty.blogspot.com)
Get Your BadAss Gear at JT’s Stockroom (tirepaddle.com)
Idiots with Phones (mimredbeard.com)
In the Dungeon… [Pt. 1] (temptation-unleashed.blogspot.com)
Just say yes (realadultsex.com)
KitKast 1.10 (mskitka.com)
Law to require bathroom for transvestites (sexblo.gs)
Nice big human clinical thermometer (pornster.blogspot.com)
Party (anyonesgirl.blogspot.com)
Podnography #16 - A Video Sex Podcast (sugarbank.com)
Psycho Santa (chaosnoir.blogspot.com)
Remote Control (radicalvixen.com)
Santa’s Naughty List Continued…… (whatsexmaycome.blogspot.com)
StoryTime: The Layover (secretbrain.blogspot.com)
The Last I’ll Say about the Saugreen Stripper (shaysexcolumn.blogspot.com)
The Perfect Gift (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)
The Shower (nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com)
The Violence of Love – The Pleasure of Pain (deltaofvenus.blogspot.com)
The Violence of Words (seska4lovers.com)
Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations, Sugasm at 1:42 PM CST
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Police whack giant snow penis
New Windsor, NY-”Down on Quassaick Avenue, around the corner from the New Windsor Elementary School, the 6-foot tall, anatomically correct, finely detailed penis raised some questions Monday.
Officers found no one home. Assuming the snow sculpture was more prank than nod to Christmas’ pagan roots, the police knocked it down. Beat it down with shovels, actually.”
Too bad there isn’t video of the police beating the giant penis with shovels. That would have been damn funny. Kudos to the newspaper for mentioning Winter Solstice and phallic rituals.
Posted by Vixen as News at 7:07 PM CST
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He called from his hotel room. At first he wanted me to come over to “play”. After I explained this was a phone service I was surprised he wanted to talk-usually they call an escort.
We started off with a fantasy-I cross dressed him and whored him out to big black men with big cocks. (In Erectionland it seems all black men have at least a 10″ inch cock.) He started moaning that he wanted to be fucked. He needed something in his ass immediately. I asked if he had any toys-he didn’t. But he decided to improvise-”there’s a little shampoo bottle in the bathroom, let me go get it.”
(I told my husband this story. At the mention of the shampoo he started singing-”See that shampoo bottle-now stick it up my ass.” An old Adam Sandler song.)
Before I could say anything he had put the phone down. I like my callers to have a good time but I don’t want them to harm themselves. So when he came back on the line I started to tell him to be careful.
Too late. He had licked the bottle and was already shoving it up his ass. He moaned that if felt good. I cautioned him not to let go, lest if get stuck up inside.
We continued with his fantasy-a black cock rammed down his throat while another pounded his ass. All seemed well. But then he started complaining the shampoo bottle wasn’t big enough-he needed something bigger to satisfy him. He asked me what to use. As I was racking my brain to think of something-I wish he just had a dildo!-he said he’d use the remote control.
The what?! That’s right, the hotel remote control. One of the items house cleaning probably doesn’t clean each time. Plus, a remote control is wide an doesn’t taper down-how could he possibly get it up his rectum?
I started to say as much as he asked me what to use as lube. Mind you, a lot of my clients say they’re doing something and are in fact not. I figured this was probably the case with this guy. So I told him to use the shampoo inside the bottle. What the hell-he wasn’t really doing it right. Right?
There were noises as he moved around. Then the grunting started. Straining moans and guttural grunts like he was forcing something.
Then he panted “it’s-so-wide”. His voice was strained and that’s when I knew he was Actually Doing It. Putting the hotel remote up his ass. The volume on the TV suddenly turned up and kept turning up. I asked if he was ok. “Must have clenched on the volume button.”
If I had guessed he was really going to do it I would have told him to put a condom on the thing. But then again he didn’t have lube, he probably didn’t have a condom either.
In the fantasy more black men (with even bigger cocks) came into the room. He was passed around, the whore to all. They fucked his mouth and ass but didn’t cum-that was saved for last. They circled around him and came on his body-covering him in their sperm. He rubbed all of their jism in and came himself.
Back in the hotel room he came, thanked me and promised to call again. He hung up before I could tell him to wash the remote control. He enjoyed himself which is good but come on-other people are going to grab his make shift dildo to watch tv.
I’m going on a ski trip soon and will be staying in a hotel. Dare I touch the remote? Where has it been? For that matter, where have any of the items in a hotel been?
Perhaps it’s better not to think about it. That or bring a couple cans of Lysol.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 7:06 PM CST
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From Discovery News:
Divers exploring a river near a former Roman Empire fort and settlement in Britain have found a piece of pottery that depicts the backside of a rather buff gladiator wielding a whip and wearing nothing but a G-string, according to British researchers.
Posted by Vixen as Sex History at 9:14 PM CST
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“I’m fine. I want to be shit on. How are you?”
-Drunk Castration Boy
after I asked how he was doing
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 12:39 AM CST
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From WCHS-TV-Charleston-Huntington, West Virginia
His female caretakers thought they were caring for a handicapped adult, but William Mucklow was really a financial analyst.
His nurses say he had a scheming mind and a penchant for Pampers. More than 20 women allege Mucklow behaved like a baby and asked them to change his diapers.
Posted by Vixen as News at 6:12 PM CST
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Enjoy these posts, the best of this week according to the bloggers who wrote them:
An Appetite Ruined, But Not Mine (radicalvixen.com)
Answering His Call (nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com)
Bedroom Radio Episode #9 (bedroomradio.blogspot.com)
Birthday Sex? (swelteringcelt.com)
Blood, Sex & The Open Road (tirepaddle.com)
Cockblogging Wednesday 8 (shaysexcolumn.blogspot.com)
Collar: in training (livejournal.com/users/nicebluejournal)
Daddy’s Little Girl… (mimredbeard.com)
Ding Ring Ohhh (unfetteredcravings.blogspot.com)
Fantasy – Pain & Pleasure – Part II (lionetteslair.blogspot.com)
First Date (anyonesgirl.blogspot.com)
Good News Everyone!!! (corinthiancouple.blogspot.com)
Gushing (alwaysarousedgirl.blogspot.com)
House Rules (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)
I wouldn’t mind if she was 80-something… (pornster.blogspot.com)
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor… (whatsyourpleasure.blogspot.com)
Porn Problems for Ozzie and Harriet (seska4lovers.com)
Real Bikers Love “Die Fledermaus” (bikersballsandteacherstits.blogspot.com)
Squirt For Me (sexinga.blogspot.com)
Technorati, Sex Bloggers Don’t Tag (sugarbank.com)
Why, Yes, iMasturbate (sexerati.com)
Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations, Sugasm at 1:39 AM CST
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From Capital Hill Blue:
“Last month, Republican Congressional leaders filed into the Oval Office to meet with President George W. Bush and talk about renewing the controversial USA Patriot Act.”
During this meeting Bush reportedly said, ““Stop throwing the Constitution in my face. It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!”
Nice, nice. Funny how Bush wants to preserve the Constitution when “liberal judges” make rulings he doesn’t agree with. Yet when he’s not getting his way he has utter contempt for it. Capital Hill Blue makes an excellent point:
“Put aside, for a moment, political affiliation or personal beliefs. It doesn’t matter if you are a Democrat, Republican or Independent. It doesn’t matter if you support the invasion or Iraq or not. Despite our differences, the Constitution has stood for two centuries as the defining document of our government, the final source to determine – in the end – if something is legal or right.”
And this is the man leading this country. Laugh or cry people, laugh or cry.
Posted by Vixen as Political Rants, News at 1:16 PM CST
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I have developed a bad habit of ruining people’s appetites. I like to share funny and unusual stories with my husband and friends. There are details I hear over and over that while they have become somewhat normal to me, they still gross out others to hear.
My most recent foiling of an appetite came last week. My husband made dinner while I was on a call. I finished up, grabbed my plate and went into his office. While eating I began to tell him an anecdote about my conversation.
This particular client has a castration fetish. On this call he shared some stories with me from the Internet. They were all a variation on the captured man/castration theme. In one story a woman had taken a knife and cut off the man’s privates and held them up for her female audience. The climax of the story came when she kicked the chair out from under him and he hung from the noose hanging from the ceiling. The story ended with the female audience whooping and clapping as the man died. My client was highly aroused from this particular story and kept going over and over the castration and hanging details.
So there I am, holding my plate and chowing down on dinner as I go into detail about the above story. I’m not grossed out in the least-to me I’m just recounting the call. My husband groans and pushes his plate of food away. While he’s used to my work stories this one was too much for him. I completely turned his stomach and ruined his dinner.
Oops. Have such twisted fetishes become so routine that I don’t blink an eye in surprise anymore? Maybe so. When nervous newbies call me they’re often scared to tell me their fetish in fear I’ll become upset and hang up on them. (unfortunately this does happen to some guys because they unknowingly call phone lines with restrictions) I smile and tell them “try to shock me”. They rarely do.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 2:19 AM CST
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“I love you more than my wife, more than my children.”
-Cum Guzzler
professing his love to me
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 10:04 PM CST
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On the anniversary of Pearl Harbor, some ask: Were we really taken by surprise? A study of the evidence reveals some troubling facts:
From The McCollum Memo: The Smoking Gun of Pearl Harbor
On October 7, 1940, Lieutenant Commander Arthur McCollum of the Office of Naval Intelligence submitted a memo to Navy Captains Walter Anderson and Dudley Knox . Captains Anderson and Knox were two of President Roosevelt’s most trusted military advisers.
The memo, detailed an 8 step plan to provoke Japan into attacking the United States. President Roosevelt, over the course of 1941, implemented all 8 of the recommendations contained in the McCollum memo. Following the eighth provocation, Japan attacked. The public was told that it was a complete surprise, an “intelligence failure”, and America entered World War Two.
Other interesting reads:
December 7, 1941: A Setup from the Beginning
The History Of Pearl Harbor-The Bones Of “Station H”
Pearl Harbor-Mother Of All Conspiracies
Posted by Vixen as News at 9:32 PM CST
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Man Spent Charity Money On Dominatrix
A central Ohio dominatrix is at the center of a New York scandal after a former clerk at a charity was accused of spending thousands of the non-profit’s dollars to fly Columbus’ Lady Sage to the Big Apple to spank him.
Posted by Vixen as News at 2:17 AM CST
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