
From the Quirky Alone site:
“Quirkyalone: noun/adj. A person who enjoys being single (but is not opposed to being in a relationship) and generally prefers to be alone rather than dating for the sake of being in a couple. With unique traits and an optimistic spirit; a sensibility that transcends relationship status.”
“International Quirkyalone Day (on February 14, of course!) is a DIY celebration of romantic, friendship, and independent spirit. Couples as well as singles are invited to attend.”
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The best of the blogs by the bloggers who blog them. This week starting with the letter ‘I’.
I Have This Need (whatsexmaycome.blogspot.com)
Is Pussy a Naughty Word? (tinasstrangeworld.blogspot.com)
Jefferson’s Gangbang #24 (viviane212.blogspot.com)
Joy Swallows (seska4lovers.com)
J.R. Duran (sexblo.gs)
KITKAST #1.15 - The Art of Loving, Jenna’s Video Podcast and the 82nd Airborne Division (kitkast.com)
Letter to La Minx (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)
Lezzy Lovers (myfreeimplants.com)
Lost. (domequeen.blogspot.com)
Milk Gone Wild (pornzio.com)
My First Time (sexeteria.blogspot.com)
My Imaginary Genitals (v-boat.blogspot.com)
Nora Marlo pinup model (eroticandy.blogspot.com)
On Tim Burton and Anal Sex (dslashe.blogspot.com)
Parking Lot Sex (radicalvixen.com)
Private Appearance (gentlygently.blogspot.com)
Refracted Pleasure (deltaofvenus.blogspot.com)
Relax (nakedfella.blogspot.com)
Secret Audio Reads: The Slow Shower (secretbrain.blogspot.com)
Señor Happy (chaosnoir.blogspot.com)
SexNotWork – World’s First/Best/Only Sex-Blog Network (sugarbank.com)
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From the New York Times:
For Some, Spying Controversy Recalls a Past Drama
“Both in 1975 and today, officials defending the N.S.A. operation said it had prevented terrorist attacks. And Dick Cheney, who as vice president has overseen secret briefings for selected members of Congress on the N.S.A. program, was in the White House then, too, serving as a deputy to President Gerald R. Ford before succeeding Donald H. Rumsfeld as chief of staff.”
Posted by Vixen as News at 6:19 PM CST
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From Wikipedia:
“The sneeze fetish is a sexual fetish that is characterized by a person’s interest, pleasure or sexual attraction to other’s sneezing, and/or a person’s own sneezing.”
While I have never gotten a sneeze fetish request I’ve heard several pso stories about them. Usually the callers like the woman to sneeze over and over during a call. The fantasy involves a scenario in which she is caused to sneeze-a cold, sniffing pepper, pollen in the air. I’d be an interesting experience but I wouldn’t want to have to do it as a regular call. Just think what having to sniff pepper several times a week to induce sneezing would feel like.
From FS View comes a news story about sneeze fetishists. It’s an older write up but I’m linking it here because I’m impressed by how non-judgmental the story was about such an unusual, and often misunderstood, fetish.
Sneeze fetishists unite
“For a group known as “sneeze fetishists,” sneezing is a turn on. Experiencing the act of sneezing arouses these individuals on multiple levels.”
Fetish Fridays
Fetish Fridays: Sploshing
Fetish Fridays: Robot Sex
Fetish Fridays: Humiliation
Fetish Fridays: Glory Holes
Fetish Fridays: Shoe Fetish
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions, Fetish Fridays at 1:03 AM CST
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Whenever I go on road trips I bring my work phone along. Sitting in my car I’ll do calls in all sorts of places-bookstore parking lots, grocery store or superstore parking lots, even while in transit if the cell signal is good. I have a noise reducing headset and a trucker antennae for my on the road setup.
A lot of my clients get turned on by the fact that I’m talking dirty out in public. Sure I’m in my car but if I’m demanding “take my dildo you little cockwhore” and there’s a group of people walking by-well that feels pretty exposed to me.
If I have a good signal and it’s a forced bisexual client I’ll do the call while en route. I’ll tell him how my husband’s right there and can hear every detail of his bi fantasy. The guy loves this and we usually end up discussing how exposed and turned on he feels because there’s an audience. Truth be told my husband usually zones out the chat because he’s focusing on driving.
There was a time I did a call in a grocery store parking lot in the late afternoon. DH went in to do the shopping while I talked to a slut in the car. This particular person liked mostly vanilla sex with a little bit of kink. I played his girlfriend and tied him down to the bed. He’s a moaner and likes to hear me moan along with him.
I match him, moan for moan, grunt for grunt. Our breaths and sighs fall into an increasing rhythm. He tells me “baby I’m gonna cum, do it with me” and we ooh and ahh loudly one last time. During this crescendo a couple walks up to their minivan parked next to the car. I try to moan quieter but the caller keeps telling me “come on baby, I want you to cum with me, let me hear you”. In an attempt at a compromise I cup my hand over the phone and my mouth to try to muffle my sounds. That works…but only a bit. The couple looks at me and realizing what I’m doing gives me disapproving scowls. Then they pretend I’m not there, obviously ignoring me while stowing their groceries.
Then they got into the front seats; the husband was driving. As he pulled out he looked over at me once more but didn’t scowl.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 9:15 PM CST
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The caption to this photo should read “I love democracy THIS much”.
So while testifying about the spying scandal Alberto Gonzales actually says that George Washington carried out electronic surveillance of Americans too so that makes it ok.
Really? Funny, I would never imagined that Washington had electronic devices from the future. No wonder we won the Revolution-we had superior weapons from 21st century!
Watch the video and see the sad shape of our current democracy. Scroll down about 1/3 of the page, the title is “Alberto: George Washington loves electronics too”.
Posted by Vixen as Political Rants, News at 1:56 PM CST
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My friend John finished the awesome mosaic table that I posed for. Wow, it looks awesome! I like the slightly arched eyebrow. Makes me look teasing and coy. He changed my shoes to sparkly silver which I like even better then the real ones.
I have a bad habit of closing my eyes when taking work photos so I was glad to see he was able to portray open eyes without too much trouble.
Now I want a little mosaic of myself to hang on the wall. See his blog for complete pictures of the mosaic process.
Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 5:21 PM CST
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From the 100 Dildos site:
“For Christmas my roommate gave me 100 dildos. To get even with him I am searching for 100 uses for 100 dildos (non-sexual and non-destructive)… and I need your help. Each use has to use all 100 dildos.”
Here’s what I suggested:
Epoxy the dildos to a car. 100 dildos, five main parts. 20 on the roof, 20 on the sides, 20 on the front and back. Since it would be spiky all over no one will cut you off in traffic. If you can turn them on while driving slow thru town then you’ll have a vibrating groove going on. It’d make for one funky car!
Posted by Vixen as Musings at 7:49 PM CST
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The best of the blogs by the bloggers who blog them. This week starting with the letter ‘M’.
Meeting on the second floor (gentlygently.blogspot.com)
After Action Report (swelteringcelt.com)
Baby… (damnjezebel.com)
Dave Naz again (eroticandy.blogspot.com)
Delightfully debauched (curvaceousdee.blogspot.com)
Gusher Pride (shaysotherspot.blogspot.com)
Her First Lesbian Sex (sensualarousalblog.com)
Hiding from my orgasm… (whatsyourpleasure.blogspot.com)
Kabbalah Curious (sugarpit.com)
Learn to deep throat (hotcouple.co.uk)
My New Toy (radicalvixen.com)
Pervert! (sabrinainstockings.com)
Ready (whatsexmaycome.blogspot.com)
Redheaded beauty Carissa on Abby Winters (iloveabbywinters.com)
Smoking Room Adventures (secretbrain.blogspot.com)
Strokes of Genius (deltaofvenus.blogspot.com)
Ten Signs You’ve Been Around Porn Too Long (sugarbank.com)
The Art of War (chaosnoir.blogspot.com)
This Could Make Me Rich (alwaysarousedgirl.blogspot.com)
The F-stops Here (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)
Sugasm is lovingly policed by Sabrina Morgan
Sugasm FYI
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“Is it wrong for me to say I love you?”
-Cum Guzzler, who is married with children
(I told him it wasn’t wrong.)
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 10:19 PM CST
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This month I had a person session with a client. This submissive is mostly a crossdresser but also gets spanked. He called wanting to know if he should bring anything special for his visit. He had become a brat lately, ignoring orders and being flippant. A spanking was needed to put him back in his place.
I’d been checking out John’s Tire Paddles and decided this would be the perfect implement to deliver the much needed attitude adjustment. I sent the submissive a link and told him to bring said paddle with him.
The day it came in the mail I got a nervous voicemail. “The paddle’s arrived Mistress. It seems really (gulp) heavy.”
Yes indeed. It’s a heavy one. At the beginning of the session I unwrapped the Bad Ass for full dramatic effect. The submissive stared at it wide eyed. The weight of it in my hand made me cackle. It was perfect.
I wanted to see what I could do with it but I had to calm myself. This wasn’t a pain slut after all. Just a submissive that hadn’t been obeying orders. He needed a spanking but I could tell I couldn’t go all out with him with this paddle. He can’t take a cane, nor could he take a full tire beating.
Instructions came next-he was to strip and lie on the bed. I twirled the paddle back and forth as I listened to the apologies that were suddenly gushing out of his mouth. All of the things he had bratted about, all the assignments he had neglected-everything he could think to apologize for he did. It was too late for apologies. Ignoring them, I ran my finger up the tire threads and told him to get on the bed.
There is a wicked side to me, I’ll admit that fully. I pulled my arm back and brought the paddle crashing down full force. Full force on the bed, inches from his ass. It made a thudding noise, he shrieked, I laughed. Evil? Perhaps. But deliciously fun.
The Bad Ass reddened his ass, and thighs, quite nicely. He has tender skin and I could only tap him. He winced with every slap. I kept up with the smacks until I was reassured he had truly learned his lesson. When I stopped he positively glared at the paddle. (but not at me, he knows better) I was delighted. When asked if he liked the Bad Ass the now sullen submissive just shook his head and pouted. To which I replied “then you’ll be obeying my orders better then won’t you”.
Once home my husband and I tried it out on each other. Wow. What a paddle. So fun to spank with! Since it’s so stiff there’s no reverb-when it hits your ass it’s a full thump. And a heavy thump at that. It’s a nice solid smack, both giving and receiving. Just as well that it only takes a few full smacks to redden a bottom because it wears a arm out fast.
A friend of mine makes paddles and has a rubber one we call The Motherfucker. Named so because that’s the phrase most uttered by the person getting spanked by it. I think the Bad Ass takes the crown though. It’s definately the biggest beast in my toy collection.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 9:10 PM CST
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With promises of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in heaven I prefer the Flying Spaghetti Monster over the vengeful Christian God any day.
From Wikipedia:
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the subject of a satirical website created by Bobby Henderson in 2005 to protest the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution.
More about the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster here.
Posted by Vixen as Musings at 8:51 PM CST
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Funny, when Kerry changed his mind, pundits practically wet themselves decrying his flip flopping. Yet, when Bush does the same thing it’s called misinterpretation. He didn’t mean it “literally”. Hmm, I don’t remember the State of the Union addresses being a time for storytelling. I will give him this though. I don’t think Bush flip flopped per se. I believe he just says what will be popular and then does whatever the hell he wants anyway.
Administration backs off Bush’s vow to reduce Mideast oil imports
WASHINGTON - One day after President Bush vowed to reduce America’s dependence on Middle East oil by cutting imports from there 75 percent by 2025, his energy secretary and national economic adviser said Wednesday that the president didn’t mean it literally.
Posted by Vixen as Political Rants, News at 9:12 PM CST
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