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From Rocky Mountain News:
Masturbation called ‘intent to litter’
A Littleton man accused of breaking into homes to masturbate was bound over for trial Tuesday on unusual charges — two felony counts of burglary with intent to litter.
Posted by Vixen as News at 10:50 PM CST
“Oh, I wish I had 15 inches”
-a new client, after inserting a 10” dildo into his ass
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 1:00 PM CST
This picture makes me smile. What a good mix of funny and sexy.
Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 12:17 AM CST
Oglala Sioux Tribe on the South Dakota Abortion Ban
From the article:
The President of the Oglala Sioux Tribe on the Pine Ridge Reservation, Cecilia Fire Thunder, was incensed. A former nurse and healthcare giver she was very angry that a state body made up mostly of white males, would make such a stupid law against women.
“To me, it is now a question of sovereignty,” she said to me last week. “I will personally establish a Planned Parenthood clinic on my own land which is within the boundaries of the Pine Ridge Reservation where the State of South Dakota has absolutely no jurisdiction.”
Let’s suport this!
From Kathryn’s page on Live Journal:
“Ms. Fire Thunder and the Oglala Sioux Planned Parenthood
I called the Office of the President of the Oglala Sioux Tribe of Pine Ridge, and spoke with Ms. Fire Thunder herself. (In case you haven’t seen it, this is in reference to http://www.indianz.com/News/2006/013061.asp)
If you want to mail donations to the reservation, you may do so at:
Oglala Sioux Tribe
ATTN: President Fire Thunder
P. O. Box 2070
Pine Ridge, SD 57770
OR: and this may be preferred, due to mail volume:
ATTN: PRESIDENT FIRE THUNDER
PO BOX 990
Martin, SD 57751
Enclose a letter voicing your support and explaining the purpose of the donation. Bear in mind, the Pine Ridge Res is not exactly dripping with disposeable income, so do consider donating funds directly to the tribe as well as specifically for this effort.
ETA: Make checks out to OST Planned Parenthood Cecelia Fire Thunder. This will ensure that the funds get routed properly.
For email contact, you can contact the president at:
firethunder_president AT NOSPAM yahoo DOT com
cc:vbush AT NOSPAM oglala DOT org
That is Ms. Fire Thunder’s personal email address; I have received permission to post it here. For the sake of record keeping, do cc: the listed address on all correspondence; that’s her official secretary.
She was frankly kind of surprised that a white girl from Seattle was calling to express support, and even more surprised that the news had spread so far so fast. She’s likely to get deluged with screaming hate mail soon, so get your support in fast. Send email with good thoughts if you can’t send money.
ETA: Yes, please, dear God, link it anywhere and everywhere!”
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Posted by Vixen as Sugasm at 4:24 PM CST
Just a reminder to those lusting over a tire paddle, and you know who you are, that the tire paddle contest is almost over. Contestants have until midnight EST, March 27 to submit their entries. Enter the contest here.
Then I get to jump in the ring and mud wrestle Sabrina and Sam until we agree on a slogan. Mmmm, can’t wait.
Posted by Vixen as Musings at 11:39 AM CST
He called me up and started breathing heavy. After my third hello I was about to hang up the phone. Then he aked if I would explain how the service works. I’ve been doing phone sex for awhile and have a sort of sixth sense with prankers. And this guy was a pranker, I was sure of it.
Nevertheless, I went through the details because one never knows. There have been a few guys who sounded like prankers and turned into regulars. He pants out a few questions to stall me from hanging up. As I answer I can hear him masturbating. I make my answers quick and make to get off the phone.
That’s when he says “well you know I’m just wasting your time to jerk off for free”. Ohhh, was I pissed. One doesn’t go into a doctor’s office and waste their time for a free diagnosis and similarly one don’t call phone sex operators to jerk off for free. Or well people shouldn’t but they do.
I could have hung up. But he had already wasted my time and pissed me off. Why not waste some of his time and put myself in a better mood?
“Oh that’s ok” I told him. “You continue to jerk off and I’ll talk about what I want to talk about.” And he continued to pant and beat off. The trap was set and he was clueless.
I started talking about the Iraq War. I asked him if I knew about the dangers of depleted uranium. Then I quickly said “don’t bother to answer, I know you’re busy stroking that cock.”
In my sexiest purr of a voice I start telling him about the dangers of depleted uranium and how it is poisoning the Iraqis and US soldiers. And I was just getting started.
I described how mothers who had been exposed to depleted uranium were giving birth to deformed babies. While he was jerking off I went into graphic, disgusting detail of the deformations.
He was a fighter though. All through this he kept trying to cum. His panting turned to grunts of frustration. The more he beat off the more I went into detail. (It helped that I had recently seen a documentary on the subject.)
I’m going on and on when he finally interrupts me. “Do you HAVE to talk about that?” To answer, I affected my most sweet innocent voice- “I don’ t have to no. If you want to do a paid call I’ll talk sexy about whatever you want to talk about. But if you’re going to prank me I’m going to talk about things I want to.”
He grunted more in desperation. I can only imagine the scene-one hand holding the phone, the other desperately stroking his dying erection and coaxing it to cum despite the gruesome images being described to him. I managed to withhold laughing.
“But I don’t want to talk about deformed babies!” he whined pitifully.
“Well, I don’t want guys calling me and wasting my time while they jerk off for free” I countered.
“So you’re not going to talk sexy for free?” he begged. Funny, I would have thought he had gotten the point by now.
“No,” I told him. “If you’re going to jerk off and waste my time I’m going to keep talking about the war.”
He hung up. I laughed an evil laugh. I hope I imparted a lesson on him. He stopped pranking me at least.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 6:01 PM CST
Minimum Security webcomic gives us women a tip. Since we can’t make our own choices we should turn to Senator Bill Napoli (he helped South Dakota ban abortion) to make our choices for us.
Funny and Brilliant. I’m planning on calling next week. If any of my readers try this send me an email about your experience and I’ll post it on the blog.
Found via Boing Boing.
Normally I don’t like blue make-up but Scar makes it sexy.
Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 11:19 PM CST
“Do you know what the word ejaculate means?” -Pseudo Philosophy Guy
“Yeah, I think I have an idea.” -me
-Pseudo Philosophy Guy likes to pretend he’s smarter than the “girls” he talks to on the phone. I held my tongue and didn’t snap at him.
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 12:30 AM CST
