A caller told me about an embarrassing punishment that had happened to him when he was a boy. After telling the story he asked me what my most embarrassing sex story was. I told him and thought I’d share with you as well.
My husband and I had been married for about a year and were in the middle of moving. He was at work one day and my dad was over at the house helping with the move.
I was in the kitchen packing and my dad was moving out packed boxes from the bedroom. Suddenly I hear shouting from the bedroom. And he shouted the worse phrase possible to be uttered by a parent:
“I found your sex toys!”
“Oh my god,” I thought. “No. No he did not just say that.”
But he did. See, I’m a notorious bad packer. One box will be super heavy that barely two people can lift it and the next one will be so light I can pick it up no problem.
I had packed up all the sex toys into one box. And I diligently taped up the top so no parental figure could look in. The problem? I didn’t tape the bottom. The box was so heavy from my overpacking that when my dad picked it up the contents broke the box and spilled all over the floor.
And the contents? Paddles, porn, floggers, ankle cuffs, candles, gags, porn, cock rings, nipple clamps, more porn, etc. etc. I wanted to melt into the carpet right there.
I raced into the bedroom and ushered him out. Gods all the sex toys were just so…so…implicating. I was so embarrassed.
It wasn’t over though. My dad kept trying to crack a joke and I kept shushing him, telling him I didn’t want to talk about it. On the drive to the new place he had to say “You’re pretty kinky aren’t you?”
GAH! I wanted to jump out of the moving vehicle right there. I didn’t and started another round of “I don’t want to talk about it!”
I was mortified. Mortified! Thankfully he dropped it. But it was the Most embarrassing moment in my life.
Posted by Vixen in Musings