Recently I had a cold and decided to turn the phone off early to go to bed. Next morning I listened to new voicemails and heard a death threat.
That’s right. A death threat. It was made by a woman. She identified herself as the wife of a Mr. X and said if I ever called her husband again she would kill me. Then she called me every name she could think of- whore, slut, bitch, cunt-until she ran out of breath and hung up. Then she left two more messages yelling at me for not picking up the phone so she could threaten me and proceeded to call me more names.
I saved the messages and hung up the phone, my hand shaking. It was pretty freaky. She sounded really pissed. It shook me up. To calm myself I mentally reviewed the guns we own and smiled at the thought of my newest one-an AK47 named Kent. (Named after the Kent State Anniversary. Hubby and I like to name our guns after political figures and events. My favorite gun is named Che.) This helped calm me down. If need be, I could and would defend myself.
After the fear lessened the anger came. How dare she threaten me?! I remembered her husband’s name and ironically he’s not a client.
Mr. X had called me and left a message. I returned the call, got his voicemail and left his cell phone number. He only listed himself so I thought it safe to leave a message. If a family is listed or it’s just a generic number I never leave a message because I don’t want anyone else to get it.
But his wife must have checked his messages or looked at his phone bill. I can only assume she suspected I was having an affair with her husband. But shouldn’t her rage be directed at him instead of me? Although really, she has nothing to be mad about since we’ve never done a call.
I thought of reporting her. I had his number and full name-I could easily have found hers and filed a report. After all she had threatened me. When the anger passed I thought it over and decided against it. She did sound a little drunk in her messages. If she called and threatened me again I decided I would report her.
A few days later Mr. X himself called me and wanted to set up a phone session. I told him his wife had left a death throat on my voicemail and if she did it again I would report her. I didn’t tell him I was armed; that didn’t seem necessary. His voice turned shaky and he said “Oh, I won’t call you again” and then he quickly hung up. I haven’t heard from either of them since and I’m thankful.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 11:03 PM CDT
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Man admits foot-fetish assaults on subway
NEW YORK (Reuters) - A 23-year-old with a foot fetish has admitted he tried to kiss, fondle and lick the legs and toes of more than 70 women on the New York subway over the last three years, prosecutors said on Wednesday.
This guy should have just bucked up and paid a Mistress to let him worship her feet. His fetish would have been fulfilled and he wouldn’t have been harassing these women.
Posted by Vixen as News at 11:56 PM CDT
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“I hope you fart. That would be good too.”
-a new client who is into rimming
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 11:55 PM CDT
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There’s good chemistry in this photo.
Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 11:30 PM CDT
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Davies turns to raunchy 18th century classic
The BBC has asked Andrew Davies to develop a TV drama script based on the raunchy 18th century novel Fanny Hill: Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure.
Mr Davies is working on early draft scripts for a TV adaptation of John Cleland’s book, which is possibly the most sexually explicit classic novel in the English literary canon.
This looks promising. The original Fanny Hill was the first erotic film I ever watched.
I was a girl and had snuck into the living room while my parents were asleep. Originally I had planned to watch MTV-this was back when they actually played music videos. This soon bored me and I started flipping channels. I’m not sure but my memory tells me Fanny was on HBO because in my mind it was the Adult channel.
I remember scrunching close to the tv with the sound as low as possible so my parents wouldn’t hear the moaning. Watching Fanny Hill now it almost seems tame in spots. But back then I was both shocked and excited. It was all so new, so thrilling, and so naughty. I hope the new film version will be just that.
Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 11:12 PM CDT
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Well, well, well. Change to Win’s CEO calculator is certainly enlightening. And disturbing. So is the rest of their site. Do CEO’s really need to make such high saleries when their employees much such low salaries in comparison?
Found via Susie Bright’s excellent blog.
Posted by Vixen as Musings at 1:51 AM CDT
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After watching video of Stephen Colbert’s performance at the White House Correspondents Dinner, Mouthy Bitch said she’d have his baby. I offered a blowjob. I imagine there’s lots of liberals willing to give out sexual thank yous to the man. He certainly deserves them.
Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations, News at 8:35 PM CDT
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“It gives me some peace in this crazy world.”
-Trucker cocksucker
-commenting on what it’s like to talk to me
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 2:01 AM CDT
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From Circle Sanctuary:
“Beltane
Also known as May Eve, May Day, and Walpurgis Night, happens at the beginning of May. It celebrates the height of Spring and the flowering of life. The Goddess manifests as the May Queen and Flora. The God emerges as the May King and Jack in the Green. The danced Maypole represents Their unity, with the pole itself being the God and the ribbons that encompass it, the Goddess. Colors are the Rainbow spectrum. Beltane is a festival of flowers, fertility, sensuality, and delight.
Prepare a May basket by filling it with flowers and goodwill and then give it to someone in need of healing and caring, such as a shut-in or elderly friend. Form a wreath of freshly picked flowers, wear it in your hair, and feel yourself radiating joy and beauty. Dress in bright colors. Dance the Maypole and feel yourself balancing the Divine Female and Male within. On May Eve, bless your garden in the old way by making love with your lover in it. Make a wish as you jump a bonfire or candle flame for good luck. Welcome in the May at dawn with singing and dancing.”
More Beltane history via Wikipedia.
Blessed Be
Posted by Vixen as Musings at 10:47 PM CDT
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