When people prank me I figure they’re taking up my time so I might as well have fun with it. Last night I thoroughly enjoyed messing with a pranker.
The phone rings. I pick up and give a sexy hello.
He says in a husky voice, “I want to lick you.”
Anyone that wants to do a real call does not start off this way. I pretend I can’t hear him.
“What did you say?”
He whispers again, “I want to lick you.”
I can hear him masturbating. Since he’s a pranker I decide to have some fun.
“You want to pick me? Did I win a contest?”
He repeats himself, this time with more urgency. “I want to lick you.”
“You picked me! What did I win?”
An irritated voice says, “I want to lick you!”
“I know! I must have won that contest for a blender. Cool!”
The noise of dick stroking has stopped. This time the voice sounds defeated, “I want to lick you.”
“I can’t believe I won. That was a really nice blender. I’m so excited!”
Click.
Apparently he doesn’t find kitchen appliances sexy.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 1:50 PM CST