“I know my destiny lies beneath your ass.”
-client with a smothering fetish
He said it in such a sweet tone, almost like he was trying to woo me.
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 9:42 PM CDT
March 14th, 2007
Perverse And Romantic
March 13th, 2007
Wrong Number
I get wrong numbers from time to time like everyone else. However, some wrong numbers are really very shy men. Here’s how a wrong number call often plays out:
The phone rings and I answer in my sexy voice. Despite already saying my name they ask who is it and I tell them again. For whatever reason they get nervous. Often they mutter that they were calling for someone else and end the call. Sometimes they apologize profusely for bothering me.
Sometimes I can catch them before they hang up and ask who they were calling for. This flusters them. I don’t mean to rattle their nerves; instead I hope that getting them talking will calm them down. It occasionally works and I get a call. Mostly though, they say they don’t know and hang up.
One time I turned my number into a wrong number. I was calling a restaurant to check their hours and they didn’t accept blocked caller ID. No problem I thought as I redialed adding the code to unblock my number. I got an error message but figured I had dialed incorrectly. I was planning to eat there later in the day so I didn’t bother calling again.
Several hours later I got a panicked email from the main office. They said clients were trying to call me and getting this restaurant instead. In a flash I realized what I had done. Instead of unblocking my caller ID I had pressed the code to forward my phone to another number. Fixing the problem only took a minute but I had no way of knowing had many people had called the restaurant while trying to call me.
Mr. Radical and I decided to eat at there for dinner despite me feeling embarrassed. They had no way of knowing I was the cause of all their pranks. Normally the staff is friendly but that day practically everyone was grumpy. I resolved not to make that mistake again.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 8:36 PM CDT
March 12th, 2007
Sugasm #70
The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #71? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist within a week and you’re all set.
This Week’s Picks
You’re So Dirty When You’re Clean. ( http://middleurge.blogspot.com)
“The side of your hand slipping along her pussy lips. Her laugh, a mix of I-knew-it and do-that-more.”
Before ( http://thismuse.blogspot.com)
“Condoms and lube go into the bedside drawer next to the Bible. Purse into the drawer with clothes, whore-bag into the closet with my street shoes.”
Rude Bits: Tracy Quan on the Raunch Debate (http://susiebright.blogs.com)
“If someone is making money off your body, you should too.”
Mr. Sugasm Himself
Sex Mad(ness) (http://sugarbank.com)
Editor’s Choice
The art of pegs (some artistic CBT) ( http://mistress160.blogspot.com)
Veronika Zemanova pic courtesy of ErotiCandy Blog.
Posted by Vixen as Sugasm at 7:44 PM CDT
March 11th, 2007
Cloudy, Chance Of Showers
Doesn’t that make the forecast much more interesting?
Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 10:35 PM CDT
March 9th, 2007
Tinkering Around
The Lizard Queen humorously pointed out this funny ad on my blog. I think it’s ironically funny but figured I should explain.
I’m tinkering around with sponsors and ads on the blog. The Googlesque ads on the right are from AdBrite. They “recommend” that they pick the ads for you but I think it may be best to pick and choose myself. Somehow I don’t think there are hordes of Christians in need of ringtones reading my blog. ;p On the other hand the irony is almost too good to resist.
Posted by Administrator as Musings at 12:06 PM CST
March 8th, 2007
The Plot Thickens
Looks like several people don’t want Madam Palfrey to sell her phone records. Which is all the more reason she needs to sell them quickly. Surely there’s someone out there who wants to expose the hypocrisy of politicians?
From the Smoking Gun:
Feds Seek To Gag D.C. Madam
Federal prosecutors want to gag an indicted former Washington, D.C. madam who has recently threatened to go public with details about her former customers. In a motion filed Monday in U.S. District Court, investigators are seeking a protective order covering discovery material to be provided to Deborah Palfrey and her lawyers. Palfrey, 50, was indicted last week on racketeering and money laundering charges stemming from her operation of the Pamela Martin & Associates escort service, which closed last summer after 13 years in business. In their motion, a copy of which you’ll find below, government lawyers claim that some discovery documents contain “personal information” about Palfrey’s former johns and prostitutes that is “sensitive.”
Speaking of hypocrits, Newt Gingrich has admitted having an affair while screaming bloody murder that Bill Clinton did the same.
From Yahoo News:
Gingrich had affair during Clinton probe
WASHINGTON - Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich acknowledged he was having an extramarital affair even as he led the charge against
President Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky affair, he acknowledged in an interview with a conservative Christian group.
Check out how he justifies himself. What an ass.
“The president of the United States got in trouble for committing a felony in front of a sitting federal judge,” the former Georgia congressman said of Clinton’s 1998 House impeachment on perjury and obstruction of justice charges. “I drew a line in my mind that said, ‘Even though I run the risk of being deeply embarrassed, and even though at a purely personal level I am not rendering judgment on another human being, as a leader of the government trying to uphold the rule of law, I have no choice except to move forward and say that you cannot accept … perjury in your highest officials.”
Posted by Vixen as News at 11:27 PM CST
March 7th, 2007
Old Wood
“I’m an old guy and I’ve got wood.”
-a semi-regular caller
This one made me chuckle. The client is actually in his mid fifties but likes to joke that he’s so much older than me.
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 11:27 PM CST
March 6th, 2007
Toys To Try
I just got another package from Love Honey. This time I get to review the Bada Bing Ring and their new Inch Perfect Mini vibrator. The Inch Perfect is hyped more for the ruler on its side but what I like best is the velvet finish. It feels great. Expect reviews on both toys soon.
In other news, I’m lining up a contest for RV readers. Stayed tuned for details.
Posted by Vixen as Reviews at 6:16 PM CST
March 5th, 2007
Sugasm #69
The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #70? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist within a week and you’re all set.
This Week’s Picks
The Adrenaline Moment (http://theprovocateur.wordpress.com)
“As soon as they stood, I was certain they spotted me – for they rose and both walked right up to the tall windows before them”
Bewitch Us Both! (http://perverselypoly.blogspot.com)
“She’s starting to breath shallow as your tongue makes its way along her outer lips, followed by one, two then three fingers.”
All Dressed Up And No-one To Fuck (http://joeheather.blogspot.com)
“The bra and thong stayed, though. I love to fuck my woman when she’s still partially clothed. ”
Mr. Sugasm Himself
The Ron Jeremy Economy (http://www.sugarbank.com)
Editor’s Choice
Kiss Me (http://lafillemariee.blogspot.com)
Sexy backside courtesy of Polyamorously Perverse.
Posted by Vixen as Sugasm at 8:49 PM CST
March 3rd, 2007
Another DC Sex Scandal?
While I believe in protecting a client’s confidentiality, I’m hoping she does sell her phone records. Just think of the possibilities. Anti-porn politicians and “family moral” crusaders secretly getting loving from escorts while passing laws that take away our sexual rights. This could get juicy.
From the Guardian:
Washington trembles as madam threatens to sell phone records
“A woman accused of running a prostitution ring threatened to immerse Washington in a sex scandal yesterday by saying she was considering selling 13 years of phone records to raise funds for her legal defence. The threat by Deborah Palfrey, who was indicted on racketeering charges this week, saw lawyers claiming that the records would soon lead to a client list of 10,000, including some of Washington’s most influential figures.
“Statistically, when you have 10,000 clients in DC, you are going to cover a broad spectrum of the governmental and private sector that operates here,” said Montgomery Sibley, Ms Palfrey’s lawyer in her civil proceedings.”
Posted by Vixen as News at 11:47 PM CST
March 2nd, 2007
Furries Busted
Busted for cheap Scooby Doo costume knock offs? Zoinks! The article does not explain the furry lifestyle; instead it opts out by calling the behavior “bizzarre”. (I covered it briefly here) It is worth noting the Queens District Attorney’s comments. He implies that people who dress up in children’s cartoon character outfits are somehow threatening to children. I don’t fully understand the furry fetish. But from what I know the emphasis is on feeling like a furry or an animal and not on children. Certainly the Bob the Builder costume is disturbing but comments such as his stereotype all furries. It would have good for the reporter to note this distinction.
From the NY Daily News:
Kinky costume caper crushed
“A Queens man is under arrest for putting a kinky spin on Scooby-Doo - and shagging, too.
Julio Quevedo, 43, faces jail time for peddling bogus costumes of popular cartoon characters to undercover investigators who told him they would be used for a triple-X fetish called “furry porn,” cops said yesterday.”
Posted by Vixen as News at 12:45 PM CST
March 1st, 2007
Ouch Overheard
With badly behaving sororities in the news, I thought I’d share a memory from my college days.
During my college years I was already married so I never lived in a dorm. My husband and I rented a house not far from campus and either walked or biked to classes.
Usually my route took me by a sorority house. I didn’t think much of this until one day I was walking by and heard a Smack, Smack noise.
It stopped me in my tracks. The smacks continued and soon I could tell there was a rhythmical pattern to them. Not only were Mr. Radical and I kinky back then, we were also members of the local bdsm group. We had lectures and even demos on different toys to spank with. I knew that sound.
I looked around for the source. A lower window on the sorority house was open. Not daring to walk onto their lawn I simply walked up the sidewalk to get in better hearing range.
Smack, smack, whimper. Smack, smack, whimper.
So it is true that sororities spank each other I thought. Laughing to myself I walked off to my class.
Posted by Vixen as Musings at 10:40 AM CST