“I gave myself an enema with a feminine douch bag.”
-This is from a regular client who wants to be fucked up the ass.
I resisted the urge to ask if the douch was scented.
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 11:50 PM CDT
May 30th, 2007
Whatever Works
May 29th, 2007
Bad Call Breakdown
I have a new guy calling me who I can’t stand. To entertain myself during his call tonight I wrote down some of his comments. What the quotes don’t capture is his tone. There is such a misogynistic tone to his voice. I’ve done calls where the guy calls me a slut and I pretend I’m a cum whore and it’s fine. But there’s just this tone in his voice that sounds like he hates women. One time he told me all women are really sluts deep down and if they knew the size of his cock they would let him fuck them. It’s comments like this that make me bite my tongue. Just take his money I repeat to myself. Just take his money. From tonight’s call:
Asshole Client: What are you doing tonight baby?
Me: Who’s this?
AC: You know who this is. Are you wet?
Me: (firm tone) No I don’t. Who is this?
AC identifies himself. We set up the call. Every time he calls he asks me what I look like. In the middle of describing myself he says:
AC: I just feel like blowing a load in your pussy.
Me: Oh really?
AC: Yeah and I wouldn’t use a condom even if you wanted me to.
No big deal since this is Erectionland. There are no STDs in Erectionland. He talks about fucking me for a bit then says
AC: I’m going to fuck your ass without a condom. I’d get you all fucking drunk and horny. You’d be high as a kite. And I’d hurt you a little bit because you need to be fucked and hurt.
What the hell am I supposed to say to this? “Oh good you’re going to make my ass bleed? Yay!” I play along and “ooooh” and “ahhhh” which is what he likes.
AC: I’d fuck your ass. If it hurt I’d do it harder. You’re a slut so you’d like it.
At this point I resist lecturing him because it will make no difference. This is his fantasy and he’s so drunk I can check my email during the call.
AC: I want to fuck you so hard it hurts and you scream. The more I hurt you the more you’ll like it.
Time to mindlessly surf now. I’ll check what’s new at Boing Boing.
AC: Talk like a fucking whore while you’re fucking your pussy so I can cum.
Me: Oh yeah AC fuck my mouth. You know I want it. I’ll drink down all your cum. Give me all your cum.
Click. He hangs up.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 11:58 PM CDT
May 28th, 2007
Sugasm #81
The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #82? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.
This Week’s Picks
Do / Do Not (http://lafillemariee.blogspot.com)
“Do – stop in the hallway to kiss and fondle me before even getting to the room.”
The Red Cross of Fucking (http://perverselypoly.blogspot.com)
“They can pay her a “finder’s fee,” and everybody will be happier.”
Review: The Amputee’s Guide to Sex (http://www.radicalvixen.com/blog/)
“When he first mentioned it he turned his disability into a fetish.”
Mr. Sugasm Himself
Meet Lin Chong, Dong Assistant (http://sugarbank.com/)
Editor’s Choice
Mothers day 3 (http://joeheather.blogspot.com)
See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday (Fleshbot.com)
Titty Tuesday courtesy of Imelda Imelda.
Posted by Vixen as Sugasm at 8:50 PM CDT
May 26th, 2007
Funny Email Spam
I get my share of spam in my inbox; lately they’ve been Viagra and similar plugs. This email caught my attention. Though not exactly spam it’s so crudely written and unasked for that I’m classifying it as such. It made me laugh so I’m posting it here.
“Ben wrote:
I need a BJ. I’m cloe to VIP in Manchester. Who/how can I receive. Even outdoors, in the dark, no one can notice. Even in back of Big Y or in woods. Let me know, I’ll be there.
Female who loves 69. I can comply. NO males allowed.”
The author is so demanding isn’t he?
Posted by Vixen as Musings at 11:49 PM CDT
May 25th, 2007
Reader Feedback
I know what I like to blog about but I’m curious about you. Readers-What do you like to read about on Radical Vixen? Email your thoughts to radicalvixenatgmaildotcom or just leave a comment. Thank you!
Posted by Vixen as Musings at 11:14 PM CDT
May 24th, 2007
Nude In Pool
May 22nd, 2007
South Dakota Republican Rape Scandal
Ex-lawmaker charged with rape
“Former Republican Rep. Ted Klaudt could spend the rest of his life in prison after turning himself in to authorities Friday on felony charges that include eight counts of rape involving foster children and former legislative pages.
Five girls told authorities they were assaulted by Klaudt, court documents state, although charges filed Friday involve only two of the girls.
Four of the girls said they were accosted in Klaudt’s hotel room in Pierre, where he stayed while serving in the South Dakota Legislature. Two of the girls were legislative pages when they were attacked, they told investigators.”
So he allegedly molested these girls while serving in the South Dakota Legislature? What sort of political tasks was he doing during this time? Thanks to Hullabaloo I learned Klaudt sponspored bills that would
“establish certain legislative findings pertaining to the health and rights of women, to revise the physician disclosure requirements to be made to a woman contemplating submitting to an abortion, and to provide for certain causes of action for professional negligence if an abortion is performed without informed consent.”
and
“”prohibit the performance of abortions, except to save the life of the mother, and to provide a penalty therefor and to provide for a delayed effective date.”
but wait there’s more
“Proposing and submitting to the electors at the next general election an amendment to Article XXI of the Constitution of the State of South Dakota, relating to the definition of marriage. [The proposed amendment:: “Only marriage between a man and a woman shall be valid or recognized in South Dakota. The uniting of two or more persons in a civil union, domestic partnership, or other quasi-marital relationship shall not be valid or recognized in South Dakota.”]”
plus he also sponsored a bill about mid-wives.
Apparently other SD politicians are worried this could taint them.
“District 24’s two House members are worried that allegations against a former colleague will cast a negative light on all legislators.”
Gee, you think?
Sadly, after the story broke more alleged victims in foster care spoke up:
Foster Rape Victims Coming Forward
“After our story Monday night concerning the Department of Social Services and Ted Klaudt’s rape charges, rape counselors are hearing from more victims.
Krista Heeren-Graber, who works with rape victims, says she received a call from someone who says she was victimized by Klaudt. Several other victims of sexual assault by foster parents also called Heeren-Graber’s office this morning. ”
Another person accusing Klaudt? How many will come out?
A man who supposedly fondled his foster children under the guise of ovary inspections and who wanted to sell their eggs was also the same man who “was a prime sponsor of HB 1215, the near total abortion ban.”
Why is it that the very men who want to take away a woman’s right to control her womb are often the men who are abusing those wombs?
Posted by Vixen as News at 11:04 PM CDT
May 21st, 2007
Sugasm #80
The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #81? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.
This Week’s Picks
A Blue Hot Horny House Call (dirtydetails.blogspot.com…)
“Saliva splashed to her hands as she worked me to a mighty stiff erection.”
Part Three: Sorbet at Night ( smart-girls.blogspot.com…)
“With every thrust, I was louder and louder, my hands clawing for something to squeeze besides the brick wall of his building.”
Tighter: the hotel (erotischism.blogspot.com…)
“One by one, I tied the ropes to the cuffs, and then made adjustments so that she was taut, with her arms and legs splayed out.”
Mr. Sugasm Himself
Photo Manipulation (sugarbank.com…)
Editor’s Choice
Office Masturbation - part one (eroticawriter.blogspot.com…)
See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday ( Fleshbot.com)
Sara X courtesy of Viviane’s Sex Carnival.
Posted by Vixen as Sugasm at 9:53 PM CDT
May 20th, 2007
Ahhh
“I can’t even get hard without thinking of you.”
-a regular client
I doubt it’s true but it’s a compliment nonetheless.
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 11:49 PM CDT
May 19th, 2007
