Many of my clients ask about my relationship status. The answer is affected by the client. At times I’m single, married, lesbian, bisexual or just slutty. Often they give me my answer when they ask. I’ve broken down my answers into categories:
Single Chick
“So are you single?” really means “Tell me that you’re single”. And I do. These clients typically pretend that we’re going to meet. Of all my calls this category is closest to “normal” phone sex. They describe the fucking scene and I fake several orgasms-they typically like lots of moaning. In between moaning we’ll talk about our meet up and the glorious fucking that will take place. This leads to more fake cumming on my part. The call generally cycles back and forth this way. We never meet in person of course. Interestingly, all our plans are conveniently forgotten by the next call so we can plan anew.
I just talked to this type of client this week. Fake Fiance likes to talk about how we’re going to get married and how I’m going to become his whore. I don’t do many submissive calls because I’m not good at them. FF doesn’t seem to mind my lukewarm performance. He proposes several times during a call and insists that I tell him I love him. After the wedding he whores me out to all his coworkers. He typically calls once every two to three months. We ignore the previous calls and he proposes for the first time again, then we’re off to Erectionland.
Other than wearing out my throat, these calls are typically easy. Clients that want me to be single usually feed me my answers throughout the call. “Tell me about your big titties” or “describe that fat ass” are easy clues for me.
Married, no big deal
These guys are usually great clients. They are the ones most likely to chat about real life. I find the small talk is more enjoyable with them. Conversation flows so much better when there’s not a list of unmentionables to constantly remember.
A few of these clients just what their curiosity sated. They sound relieved when I tell them I’m married. Sometimes they tell me they’d worry about me if I were single. Worry over what? Personal safety, loneliness, difficulty dating, getting an attachment to them are some answers given.
Married to a Dom
Clients into forced bi calls often like to pretend that I’m married to a dominant master. First I slave train them and if they pass various tests I’ll pass them on to “Master Husband”. At this point my role changes to narrator as I describe the Male/male scene.
Married to a Sub/Sissy/Slut
Though these clients may start off differently the conclusion is the same. They want to morph into the husband role. On the surface this category may seem different to the Single Chick one. But really there’s a lot of similarities. Both clients want me to be the perfect girlfriend/wife. Both often fantasize about us meeting and instantly becoming involved. There’s lots of oohing and ahhing on my part as they describe our “perfect” relationship.
Super Slut
This scenario is fun for me. While I support the Ethical Slut lifestyle, I’ve never been a slut myself. My number of sexual partners is pretty low. When clients hint that my lifestyle should be slutty I rack up the casual Erectionland sex. I fuck the cab drivers, the UPS guys, the secretaries-you name it. My slut adventures are very over the top, dramatic and quite entertaining.
I tailor the details to the clients particular tastes. Sometimes I only fuck black cock, sometimes only butch lesbians, sometimes only shemales and my personal favorite-only guys who have cocks in the double digits. The idea that I take a tape measure with me on dates cracks me up. Clients go nuts over it and I’ll often save the “length test” for the climatic finish.
Boyfriend
Some clients want me to have a boyfriend. I think a boyfriend is less threatening to them than a husband. It’s less permanent and gives them the imaginary permission they need to talk to me if they’re initially hesitant. Most times the boyfriend is quickly forgotten as soon as the fantasy starts.
Boyfriend and girlfriend
Having a boyfriend and girlfriend is a great answer to the relationship question. Often I tack on the girlfriend if the client reacts negatively to the boyfriend answer. I think of this answer as a gateway scenario. I can easily swing over into the boyfriend category if a forced bi fantasy comes up. Or I can focus on some hot girl/girl action if the client wants to hear a lesbian fantasy. This category can easily turn into a Super Slut call.
Strictly lesbian
I have an imaginary girlfriend for my clients. She’s based on one of my real life friends. Phone Slut Doxy once wrote about basing your answers on real places and events. Describing a town near your hometown sounds more real and keeps your real identity private. (Her diary is sadly defunct. She was a great writer and influenced me to start my blog.) This is a great tip. I can describe my girlfriend’s appearance and it sounds authentic.
The clients who only want me to date women typically fall into two camps. Either they want to be humiliated for being male or they want me to transform them into a woman so they can be my new girlfriend.
Slaves/Subs Only
This category is for my heavier BDSM calls. In this scenario I am a Super Dom, all kink all the time, 24/7. During these calls I most always happen to be dressed up in Mistress gear. Maybe it’s because I’m kinky in my personal life that makes me like this category so much. While it’s true that kinky people like to date other kinksters, this category is a camped up version of BDSM relationships.
One scenario I’ve created is that I only date submissives that a Mistress friend has extensively trained first. She sends me his slave resume and the two of us put him through various tests. If the slave has what it takes then I’ll start dating/domming him. This fantasy is a fun one and is always popular with this type of client.
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Remember the uproar the torture memos were causing? You know, before the swine flu took over with it’s evil oinking virus of doom?
From Raw Story:
Democrats were routinely briefed on Bush ‘torture’ techniques, document shows
“The CIA has released a devastating document detailing the dates and explicit details of secret Congressional briefings in which members of Congress were told of the Bush administration’s torture techniques and when they had been used.
The document is explicit (PDF here). Most damning, perhaps, is its description of a meeting held between CIA staff and then-House Intelligence Committee Chairman Porter Goss and now-House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, which shows that Pelosi was briefed on the Bush Administration’s torture techniques in 2002 — even though she’s publicly said she was never told about the use of waterboarding.
Equally striking, however, is the volume of the briefings that have been conducted on the CIA’s interrogation practices since 2002. The document runs ten pages, with up to four briefings a page.”
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From World Socialist:
US Justice Department report urges no prosecution over torture memos
“A draft report by the US Justice Department on the conduct of department lawyers who wrote memos justifying torture has reportedly been embraced by the Obama administration as a means of precluding any attempt to hold them or other Bush administration officials accountable for their crimes.
The report by the department’s Office of Professional Responsibility, which is charged with investigating misconduct by government attorneys, was completed last December before the Bush administration left office and handed over to the incoming Obama administration for final review and implementation.
(snip)
In an article citing law professors and lawyers involved in disciplinary cases, the Washington Post reported Wednesday that state bar associations would confront “nearly insurmountable challenges” in trying to hold Yoo and Bybee accountable for their actions at the Justice Department.
According to press reports, the Obama administration is prepared to adopt these recommendations and thereby move to quash any attempt to place the authors of the torture memos on trial.
(snip)
A decision by the Obama administration to accept the report’s recommendations would represent another attempt to bury the issue, thereby protecting those who adopted and implemented a state policy of torture.”
From the Star Tribune:
Was alarm on swine flu overblown? Some Americans say health officials ‘cried swine’
“Did government health officials “cry swine” when they sounded the alarm on what looked like a threatening new flu?
The so-far mild swine flu outbreak has many people saying all the talk about a devastating global epidemic was just fear-mongering hype. But that’s not how public health officials see it, calling complacency the thing that keeps them up at night.”
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“You’re pretty bad ass.”
-a new client said this after cumming
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I had heard of the Ethical Slut for years but had never read it. When I got the opportunity to review it I was excited to be reading what some of my kinkster friends consider a lifestyle classic.
Does the book live up to the hype? Yes and no. I worry this review will sound wishy washy but I’m just going with it.
For people who are starting to explore their sexuality this book will be a valuable guide. As a sexually liberal person I sometimes forget that social norms really do restrict people. A call with a client like Monotone Man is a quick reminder.
I often encourage my clients to live out their fantasies. Have a gay fantasy? A shoe fetish? An orgy fantasy? Explore it I say! And yet many of them just can’t. Ethical Slut could be used as a tool to get past sexual blocks.
The authors advise “Cultural belief systems can be very deeply rooted in literature, law and archetypes, which means that shaking them from your own personal ethos can be difficult. But the first step in exploring them is, of course, recognizing them.” They then list several sexual myths and analyze them. To the sexually liberated this is nothing new. But for the the sexually repressed it could be eye opening. I can think of several clients who would benefit from reading this book.
I’d recommend this book to newbies. For those who want to explore your sexuality but feel inhibited by sexual issues then definitely read this book. If you’re already sexually adventurous this book might feel like a sexuality refresher course. Since the book challenges so many sexual assumptions and explores so many sexual possibilities I think it can rightfully be called a classic.
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From CNN:
Painting prostitutes, Pakistani brushes off religious hard-liners
” Pakistan is a deeply conservative Muslim nation, where the punishment for blasphemy is the death sentence.
But there is one person in Lahore who openly mocks the conservative establishment: painter and restaurant owner Iqbal Hussain.
Though he said he has received multiple death threats from Islamist fundamentalists, Hussain continues to be Pakistan’s most vocal defender of prostitutes. All of the models portrayed in his paintings are sex workers.
“I portray them on canvas, portray them as human beings,” Hussain said, “They feel pain. They want their children to be educated.”
Hussain knows the industry intimately. He was born to a family of sex workers. His mother, a former prostitute, passed away last month at the age of 98.
(snip)
In his subversive paintings, which said sell for more than $10,000 each, he highlights the overlap between Lahore’s sex industry and its religious community. In one canvas, hundreds of worshippers are depicted prostrating themselves around the mosque, while in the foreground, two women apply lipstick and makeup on a balcony.
Hussain explained that the prostitutes in the painting were preparing to receive new customers as soon as the prayers in the mosque were over.
The painter claimed that on religious festivals, the brothels and dance halls in his neighborhood overflow with customers.”
Hussain’s right about customers and religious festivals. The weeks leading up to Christmas are some of my busiest.
The South Asian has an interview with him here and some of his art here.
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From Gay Wired:
Grove City College Expels Student for Randy Blue Porn
“23rd. Gechter’s classmate at Grove City College in Western Pennsylvania discovered that Gechter was rising porn star “Vincent DeSalvo” and cut-and-pasted explicit photos of Gechter from RandyBlue.com, a popular gay adult site, into an email and then sent it to 2/3rds of the student body at the small Christian institution. College officials were also CC’ed.
Within hours, Gechter’s quiet university career came to a screeching halt. Now, the hardworking college senior has been ridiculed by his classmates and expelled by his alma mater just weeks before graduation.”
Now if that’s not insulting enough get what the college’s Communications Director had to say:
“Clearly something happened since he’s been here for four years that led him down this unfortunate path,” she said. “We want to get him out of that type of life.”
Certainly expelling him will get him out of that ‘unfortunate path’ eh?
More from the article:
“While the reaction from GCC administration disappointed him, Gechter added that the response from his peers upset him even more. The majority of students were hostile toward him once the news broke, he said.
“I received about 150 hate mails from students, which surprised me,” he said. “Students were the first ones to condemn and judge me, and I was really saddened by their response.””
Looks like the ‘Christian’ college needs to rethink the values they’re teaching. Mind you, a porn actor going to a Christian college probably isn’t a safe bet.
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Here’s some fun news:
Found via Scanner:
Air Sex World Championships
“After a year of sold out shows at the Alamo Drafthouse and the Paramount theater in Austin, TX, the World Air Sex Championships are taking to the road and touring fifteen North American cities in the search for this year’s Air Sex Champion.
“Air Sex is sort of like Air Guitar,” said Tim League, founder of the Alamo Drafthouse and the Air Sex World Championship, “except instead of pretending to play an invisible guitar on stage, contestants get up there and pretend to have sex with someone who isn’t there. With their clothes on, typically. They pick a song to perform to and then have two minutes to impress the judges with their overall Airness.””
This site is awesome. Do check out their photos and videos. Some contestants wear costumes and have a political point to their act. The George Bush/Earth act was my favorite.
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From Omaha World-Herald:
Bates juror: ‘There was just doubt’
“Maybe Darren Bates is, as his lawyer said, guilty of stupidity and being “just a guy.” But a jury that included eight women decided Friday he was not guilty of soliciting a prostitute.
Bates, the Bluffs city councilman and former Omaha fire union president, took the stand in his own defense Thursday afternoon and Friday morning.
(snip)
Bates testified that he went directly to erotic section of Craigslist when seeking a “masseuse.”
Sedlak asked, “Erotic means of sexual nature right?”
“It means sexy,” Bates said.
“You pay random women to rub you down give you a sensual massage right?” Sedlak asked.
“Yes,” Bates said.”
One hopes that Bates keeps this liberal opinion in mind should issues of prostitution ever come up for a vote under his watch.
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Speaking of Craigslist, Sex Wokers’ Outreach Project covers some recent developments:
Craigslist to meet with state AGs over sex ads
“Three state attorneys general were scheduled to meet with Craigslist representatives to begin negotiations toward eliminating advertisements from the site for prostitution and other suspected illegal sexual activities.
State attorneys general from Missouri, Illinois, and Connecticut were to represent a group of state attorneys general in a meeting Tuesday in New York City with representatives of the Web site.
Missouri Attorney General Chris Koster said his office found several ads offering and seeking prostitution on Craigslist pages for the Kansas City, St. Louis, Columbia/Jefferson City, and Springfield areas.”
Goddamnit when are we just gonna decriminalize prostitution? The hard truth is there’s people out there that just need to pay for sex. It’s just a fact of life. And we should salute the people who supply that need. And stop prosecuting them.
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From this gallery. This photo seems like an ultimatum. “You want this? Fine. Take it. But can you handle the panties?”
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Confessional: Breaking the Girl
“And that’s why I’ll love it, that’s what will fuel me to dig deeper.”
Does Art imitate Life or Life Art?
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It burns…
“And this is no sweet kissing”
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How are you feeling about this swine flu? There’s tons of stories flying around. Here’s some I’d like to highlight
From What Really Happened:
Tamiflu Manufacturer Predicted A 531% Increase In Sales In 2009!
I linked to the WRH permalink because the report is PDF If you want to open the PDF directly click here.
The report says this about Tamiflu:
“For the year, we forecast sales of Tamiflu to reach ¥53.0 billion, up 531.0%, due to expected resumption of government stockpiling in FY2009 and the ongoing recovery of the prescription rate for seasonal influenza.”
Five, ten, twenty percent I could understand. But a 531% increase?! That’s suspicious.
This next story was also found via WRH:
Swine Flu Virus: CDC Recommendations Questioned
“Swine flu virus questions. The CDC recommends Tamiflu for prevention and treatment of swine flu, as they did with the avian flu several years ago. Yet at the height of the avian flu scare, European researchers conducted a review of numerous studies of of anti-viral medications, which was then published in the prestigious medical journal Lancet on Jan. 19, 2006. According to this review of 51 randomized controlled trials, Tamiflu was useless against the avian flu and many other flus. Contrary to the CDC, their recommendation was not to use Tamiflu. What about now?
(snip)
“In a development health experts are calling alarming, two bird flu patients in Vietnam died after developing resistance to Tamiflu, the key drug that governments are stockpiling in case of a large-scale outbreak. The experts said the deaths were disturbing because the two girls had received early and aggressive treatment with Tamiflu and had gotten the recommended doses.
And then there were the deaths not from the flu or drug resistant strains, but from the side effects of Tamiflu. According to a report in Australia’s respected Sydney Morning Herald on March 1, 2007, there were 18 juvenile fatalities linked to side effects of Tamiflu in 17 months. And though the U.S. media largely failed to report it, Japan banned Tamiflu for teenagers that same month. According the the official Tamiflu website, “people with the flu, particularly children and adolescents, may be at an increased risk of self injury and confusion shortly after taking Tamiflu and should be closely monitored for signs of unusual behavior.”
(snip)
The massive stockpiles of Tamiflu built up by governments around the world to combat the impending avian flu pandemic were never needed. The pandemic never came close to happening. As reported by the WHO on April 23, 2009, the total number of confirmed deaths worldwide due to avian flu since 2003 was 257. For comparison, the CDC estimates that influenza alone causes over 36,000 deaths every year in the United States. Yet look at all the profits generated by the massive amount of fear spread through the media for the pandemic that never happened.”
I’m not convinced Tamiflu helps. Maybe it does, maybe not.
From Frederick News Post:
Fort Detrick disease samples may be missing
“Army criminal investigators are looking into the possibility that disease samples are missing from biolabs at Fort Detrick.
As first reported in today’s edition of The Frederick News-Post by columnist Katherine Heerbrandt, the investigators are from the U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Division unit at Fort Meade.
Chad Jones, spokesman for Fort Meade, said CID is investigating the possibility of missing virus samples from the U.S. Army Medical Research Institute of Infectious Diseases.
(snip)
USAMRIID is the Army’s top biodefense lab, where researchers study pathogens including Ebola, anthrax and plague.
In February, USAMRIID halted all its research into these and other diseases, known as “select agents” following the discovery of virus samples that weren’t listed in its inventory.”
Well that’s certainly disturbing. But wait! There’s more!
The company Baxter says it will develop a swine flu vaccine. From WQAD:
Illinois-based Baxter working on vaccine to stop swine flu outbreak in Mexico
“Specialty drug maker Baxter International Inc. will work with the World Health Organization to develop a vaccine that could stem an outbreak of a deadly swine flu strain in Mexico.
(snip)
He says Baxter has patented technology that allows the company to develop vaccines in half the time it usually takes — about 13 weeks instead of 26.”
But can we trust Baxter?
From the Times Of India:
Virus mix-up by lab could have resulted in pandemic
“It’s emerged that virulent H5N1 bird flu was sent out by accident from an Austrian lab last year and given to ferrets in the Czech Republic before anyone realised. As well as the risk of it escaping into the wild, the H5N1 got mixed with a human strain, which might have spawned a hybrid that could unleash a pandemic.
Last December, the Austrian branch of US vaccine company Baxter sent a batch of ordinary human H3N2 flu, altered so it couldn’t replicate, to Avir Green Hills Biotechnology, also in Austria. In February, a lab in the Czech Republic working for Avir alerted Baxter that, unexpectedly, ferrets inoculated with the sample had died. It turned out the sample contained live H5N1, which Baxter uses to make vaccine. The two seem to have been mixed in error.”
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Deborah Jeane Palfrey died a year ago today. The details that have come out about her death have convinced me she was murdered. But there has to be more to the story right? I’m happy to report that Palfrey’s lawyer Montgomery Sibley wrote a book about her:
Why Just Her The Judicial Lynching of the D.C. Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey by Montgomery Sibley
About the book:
“Jeane became an internationally known, heroic figure for living her life without excuses and standing up to the Bush Administration’s misogynist, right-wing pandering, political agenda. The book identifies the external and internal demons that drove Jeane from an initially defiant woman willing to fight the government to a woman so despairing as to take her own life prior to sentencing upon her conviction for Prostitution Racketeering and Money Laundering.
Starting with the execution of search on her home and seizure warrants for her bank accounts in October 2006 through her death on May 1, 2008, the 598 page book traces Jeane’s final 20 months as the judicial system time and again failed to live up to its promise to insure justice. Instead, unwittingly sitting atop a list of the most powerful men in the world, that system made sure that Jeane’s story would never be fully told.”
“A woman so despairing as to take her own life”? I don’t believe that.
Sibley is doing a virtual blog tour and I’m going to be included. The book is almost 600 pages and I’m very curious to start it.
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