Recently I had a funny PSO moment that I immediately knew would end up blogged.
I was on a call with a regular. The call was going along fine, his was an easy fantasy. Then suddenly I heard a commotion coming from the other room. Mr. Radical muttered “Dammit cat!” and I hit the mute button to ask what happened.
“Your cat brought in a mouse.” Whenever the animals are naughty Mr. Radical and I pass off ownership to each other.
Damn indeed. He doesn’t bring mice in too often but when he does it’s usually at night when it’s cold. Maybe he wants to play with them in a warm well lit room? (He used to leave decapitated mice for me to find in the morning. Maybe now he’s mellowed with age. I love cats but they’re little killers. Cute, fuzzy, adorable little killers.)
I went back to my call and tried to pretend nothing was going on. But I could hear even more scuffling and realized the cat had lost his mouse, it was running loose and the dog had woken up and was now involved in the hunt.
As I described a strap-on scene I heard Mr. Radical pumping up the bb gun. It only takes one shot to kill a mouse since the cat usually injures them while hunting. Luckily the bb gun didn’t make enough noise that my caller noticed.
Then several things happened at once-the cat tried to reclaim his kill, Mr. Radical shoo’d him away and got the dog to grab the mouse to take outside. The dog had a dead treat to nom so he was prancing around making a lot of noise. Here’s the tactic I used to cover up the noise-I would say something sexy, hit the mute button while the caller talked, and repeat. It worked well for the most part.
I had managed to not laugh during this whole drama. But then my cat came into my room to clean himself in an affronted manner. That did it for me-I just started cracking up.
Thankfully I have a good mute button.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 11:08 PM CDT
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From this gallery. Clever use of the hay to frame the pic. (Hay or straw-I always get them mixed up.)
Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations, News at 11:24 PM CDT
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From the Telegraph:
Sudan woman jailed for refusing to pay ‘indecent’ trouser fine
“Lubna Hussein, a journalist, was among 13 women arrested for wearing trousers on July 3 in a raid by the public order police in Khartoum.
Ten of the women were fined and flogged two days later.
But Mrs Hussein and two others decided to go to trial.
Earlier on Monday, a Khartoum court spared Mrs Hussein, who has promised she will appeal against any conviction, a flogging for wearing “indecent” trousers, but instead fined her the 500 Sudanese pounds.
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“I won’t pay. I’d rather go to prison,” she said before she was taken to jail.
Speaking as they emerged from the court hearing which was barred to the press, witnesses said the court had ruled that Hussein be jailed for a month if she failed to pay the fine.”
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Wow, this woman is one brave soul. She just keeps challenging and challenging the system. I’m impressed.
Posted by Vixen as News, Activism at 8:20 PM CDT
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First up is a blog I just found-Harlot’s Parlour. From their about page:
“‘Harlot’s Parlour’ is a group blog of sex workers and allies to discuss sex, sexuality and sex workers rights and issues in the UK, Europe and beyond.”
They expand more in their first post:
“In the very beginning, Harlot’s Parlour was going to be a UK blog. The UK feminist blog scene is dominated by radical feminists and the feminist sites that support sex workers’ rights practically all seem to be American, which means that the UK sex workers’ issues and activist sites get left out of the discussion a lot of the time. So, the idea was to set up a UK group blog in support of sex workers’ rights.
But then, I know a lot of Americans. It seemed almost churlish to ignore their voices because, when it comes down to it, the American crowd have had more influence on my feminism than anyone else. So, I decided to include them to have a wider range of experience on the blog, which in turn would appeal to a wider audience.
It was at this point I really recognised the potential of this blog. This is a fantastic way of getting UK sex workers’ issues out there to a large audience by supporting each other on a global scale. Blogging is the medium to get topics discussed, debated, thrashed out… this is one way to make things happen.”
This is a new blog but it already looks to be a good one.
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From Page 2 Live:
St. Lucie bikini teacher Tiffany Shepherd: Porn’s my last hope!
“The saga of the Port St. Lucie High School biology teacher fired for moonlighting as a bikini-clad mate on a fishing charter has taken a sordid turn.
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“I’m not particularly proud of it. To be honest, I hate it,” Shepherd said. “I’m an educated woman, but I never thought it would come to this. No one gets brought up thinking they’ll be a floozy.”
(snip)
Since her sacking made national news 15 months ago, Shepherd says she hasn’t been able to find a mainstream job.
Even at minimum wage.
Even after sending out 2,500 resumes, some as far as Idaho, some to prisons.
She’s lost custody of two of her three kids to her ex-husband. And she’s been evicted from two apartments.
Porn, she said, became her only avenue.”
What a sad story. Teachers are not asexual beings. It’s not like she was passing her bikini pics around the classroom. People that aren’t happy doing sex work shouldn’t. But if she can’t find another way to pay her bills I can see why she’s doing it.
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From the Telegraph:
Adolf Hitler sex video condemned by Aids charities
“The provocative commercial, which ends with the tag-line “AIDS is a mass murder”, aims to scare young people into using condoms by associating the deadly disease with the German dictator.
In the highly-sexualised clip which can only be shown after the watershed, a couple undress and begin to make love in a dimly-lit bedroom.
But what appears to be a typical, if steamy, advert for perfume or underwear takes a macabre twist when the camera pans to man’s face at the moment of climax - revealing him to be Adolf Hitler.
The commercial has been released to coincide with 2009 World Aids Day, but established HIV/Aids charities have distanced themselves from its message, saying that it could make life more difficult for sufferers.”
Yes AIDS is a mass murderer. But don’t we already know that? The video says to protect yourself and yet no tips are given to do just that. The surprise ending is clever I’ll admit.
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From SWOP Chicago:
Sex Worker Self Defense Classes Begin September 16- Sign Up Now!
“Adult Industry Professional Self Defense Program
Back Off! and SWOP Chicago join forces to present the Adult Industry Professional Self Defense Program. This Program comprises of three 90 minute modules that will cover the specific needs associated with the adult industry. These classes were designed specifically for sex workers and our unique working environments.
Each of the modules targets different situational scenarios. The first module addresses general self-defense strategies. The second module deals with environmental self-defense. The third module encompasses ejecting a client from self and location.”
This sounds kick ass!
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From Indian Express:
Man kills sex worker for refusing marriage proposal
“The DB Marg police on Friday arrested a 25-year-old mason who allegedly stabbed a sex worker to death for spurning his marriage proposal.
“The deceased was a commercial sex worker and the accused, Ananta Ler, had allegedly been her customer for a long time. Over a period of time, he developed affection for her and proposed marriage. However, she spurned his attention,” said senior police inspector Nagappa Mali from the DB Marg police station.”
This one is particularly sad and freaky. I’ve had my share of proposals as I’m sure many sex workers have.
Posted by Vixen as Musings at 11:25 PM CDT
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The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #173? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.
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A Hot Fuck in a Parking Lot
“We got more daring and soon clothes were a hindrance to our insistent hands.”
I Think I’d Rather Misbehave
“I bet the secret thrill of this has your cock already climbing to attention.”
The Painter
“He says something, small talk, and I stutter something back, lost in the blue depths of his eyes.”
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Tonight I was scanning headlines for a good story to blog. Then I hopped over to Fail Blog which is always good for a laugh. When I saw the above pic I knew I had to share it. The caption reads:
“House Minority Leader Lawrence F. Cafero Jr., R-Norwalk, far right, speaks while colleagues play solitaire on their computers as the House convenes to vote on a new budget for the fiscal year in the Capitol, in Hartford, Conn., Monday, Aug., 31, 2009.”
Playing solitaire while voting on issues that affects millions and millions of people. Lovely.
Posted by Vixen as News at 8:43 PM CDT
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“I’m nothing without your asshole.”
-new client
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 10:55 PM CDT
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