“Worst come to worst I’ll just do a call with you.”
-new client
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 10:46 PM CDT
March 15th, 2010
Gee Thanks
March 6th, 2010
K1, P2
“Is there anything that completely obsesses you?”
-Fabulous Foot Slut
“Yes. Knitting.”
-me
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 10:03 PM CST
February 25th, 2010
A Poignant Quote
“We all bleed the same. We all cry the same. We should all be treated the same.”
-family member of a murdered sex worker
spoken at the IDTEVASW event I attended last year
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 10:30 PM CST
February 16th, 2010
Context Is Everything
“Do you like sports?”
-new caller
“Do you mean like basketball or watersports?”
-me
he called the week leading up to the Superbowl so I wasn’t sure
“Yeah watersports. I like to dive.”
-new caller
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 7:58 PM CST
February 8th, 2010
Slurp
“I love your armpits Mistress. I would suck the sweat right out of you.”
-regular client
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 1:46 PM CST
January 30th, 2010
John Paul’s Been Naughty
“I would have liked the Pope story even better if he had one of the bishops flog him when he was too old and frail to do it himself.”
-me
commenting on the news that Pope John Paul used to flagellate himself
“No it was him who was flogging the bishop.”
-Mr. Radical
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 11:31 PM CST
January 22nd, 2010
Erm…
Every night I’d sleep in your pussy like a pussy cat.”
-new client
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 5:16 PM CST
January 12th, 2010
Sweet One
“Wearing them makes me feel better about myself.”
-new caller talking about his panties
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 10:30 PM CST
January 2nd, 2010
Sometimes I Surprise Myself
“This is the shit of your dreams.”
-yours truly
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 8:23 PM CST
December 23rd, 2009
Dead Tree
“Look. It’s another casualty in the war on Christmas.”
-me
pointing out a fake Xmas tree on its side to Mr. Radical
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 7:03 PM CST
December 15th, 2009
Sad One
“I gave up on happiness a long time ago.”
-new client
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 12:25 PM CST
December 7th, 2009
Escorts Are Everywhere
“Are there any escorts in DC?”
-a new caller
“Sure. There’s tons of congressmen there.”
-me
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 11:20 PM CST
November 30th, 2009
Holiday Bitters
Mr. Radical and I were recently on a shopping trip. We walked up to a store with a ton of Christmas decorations.
“Oh look-it’s yet another store trying to get us all to buy their brand of monotheism.”
(pause)
“Hey, that’s my first bitter comment of the season. That must mean the holidays are here.”
-me
“Honey, you’re bitter all year.”
-Mr. Radical
“True enough.”
-me
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 5:07 PM CST
November 21st, 2009
It’s Not My Fantasy
“You’re nasty.”
semi-regular client
“You too.”
-me
said with a giggle so he didn’t detect my annoyance
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 10:23 PM CST