When a client asked if I watched a certain tv show I replied that I didn’t. When asked why not I answered that I didn’t own a television. To which he said:
“I’m sorry but that sort of freaks me out. TV is my everyday friend.”
-client
(silence)
-I was biting my lip to keep from laughing.
“How do you get your news?”
-Surprisingly I get this question a lot.
“I read.”
-me
“Oh.”
-He quickly changed the subject. I let him.
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“That was a good orgasm.”
-This client has issues around being submissive. He is always very technical-penis, testicles, vagina, clitoris are some of his preferred words. He hates words like cock or cunt.
His comment had such a mixture of naivete, prudishness and guilty pleasure that I found it very amusing.
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“I want to be like the sexy underwear.”
-Fabulous Foot Slut
said while wearing his wife’s panties
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“I could seduce you with my toes alone.”
-me
I purred the above line out to a foot fetish client. He went wild.
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“Mistress did you just fart?”
-new client pretending to sound offended but I could tell he was turned on
“That’s my perfume and you live to smell it.”
-Me, thinking fast
(happy laugh) “We’re on the same page.”
-The client was pleasantly surprised at my response. The rest of the call went great.
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“You know if you lost 10 pounds you’d look really tight.”
-Asshat client
(I nicknamed him this way before tonight’s call.)
(silence)
-me
Because really want do I say to this? Thanks?
“Hello?! Are you there?”
-Asshat uses his rude, arrogant tone that I’m all too familiar with
I explain that yes I’m still here. He demands to know why I didn’t say anything. I tell him I’m not sure how to respond to his comment.
“Well you just have to own up to the fact that it’s true. You’re 10 pounds overweight and really need to lose it if you ever want to look good. I mean you have the tits, ass and hair so you could look good.”
“Ok. I’ll keep that in mind.”
-me thinking just when I doubt he can be more of an asshole he proves me wrong
“Whatever.”
-AC who then says he’s gotta go and hangs up
His comment is ironic because last week I bought three dresses and was pleased to discover I’m a size 9. I’ve been feeling pretty buff lately.
I don’t demand my clients give me endless compliments about my appearance. But calling a PSO and insulting her looks is really bad form. What does he hope to accomplish by saying such a thing?
To further confuse matters this comment came minutes after he was discussing the tragic death of his brother. Which came minutes after he was whining and pretending to be a bad boy.
I’m fine with his fantasy though the pitch of his whines grates my eardrums. But his random meanness is really starting to get to me. We’ll be in the middle of a roleplay scene and he’ll start insulting my vocabulary telling me “no one talks like that”. After he cums he gets especially vicious. “You think you’re so clever don’t you?” he sneered when I told him we had 15 minutes left.
I’m not a heavy drinker. Usually I have a glass of red wine three or four nights a week with dinner. But lately I’ve noticed myself pouring a tall glass of wine at the start of a call with AC. It helps calm my nerves because I tense up during our talks. Though AC can go for hours I think it may be time to dump him.
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“I’ve never told a real person this.”
-a client who calls me maybe once a year
This particular client was molested as a boy. His calls consist of me mostly listening. He has a hard time having a normal sex life as an adult and just wants a sympathetic someone to tell his troubles to. It took him a long time to tell me the details of his abuse because he had great difficulty verbalizing them. When he told me the above quote I got a little teary.
It’s clients like him that remind me how valuable and vital sex work is in this world.
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“Female pee is like a woman’s magical power”
-client with a golden shower fetish
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“And how are your breasts tonight?”
-new client
This question was asked in complete seriousness. I said they were good and went straight into describing my ample bossom. Most of the call was devoted to his breast fetish.
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“It’s nice to get back to normal.”
-This was said by a regular client who told me how nice it was to do his fantasy again. (He had purged for a few months.) His fantasy involved genital piercing, cutting, whipping, golden showers, brown showers, and…let’s just say a visit to the “petting” zoo.
As a kinkster myself sometimes I feel like a freak because I’m into spanking. But other times I feel almost vanilla. It’s all in who I compare myself to.
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