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May 29th, 2007

Bad Call Breakdown

Money to Burn

I have a new guy calling me who I can’t stand. To entertain myself during his call tonight I wrote down some of his comments. What the quotes don’t capture is his tone. There is such a misogynistic tone to his voice. I’ve done calls where the guy calls me a slut and I pretend I’m a cum whore and it’s fine. But there’s just this tone in his voice that sounds like he hates women. One time he told me all women are really sluts deep down and if they knew the size of his cock they would let him fuck them. It’s comments like this that make me bite my tongue. Just take his money I repeat to myself. Just take his money. From tonight’s call:

Asshole Client: What are you doing tonight baby?

Me: Who’s this?

AC: You know who this is. Are you wet?

Me: (firm tone) No I don’t. Who is this?

AC identifies himself. We set up the call. Every time he calls he asks me what I look like. In the middle of describing myself he says:

AC: I just feel like blowing a load in your pussy.

Me: Oh really?

AC: Yeah and I wouldn’t use a condom even if you wanted me to.

No big deal since this is Erectionland. There are no STDs in Erectionland. He talks about fucking me for a bit then says

AC: I’m going to fuck your ass without a condom. I’d get you all fucking drunk and horny. You’d be high as a kite. And I’d hurt you a little bit because you need to be fucked and hurt.

What the hell am I supposed to say to this? “Oh good you’re going to make my ass bleed? Yay!” I play along and “ooooh” and “ahhhh” which is what he likes.

AC: I’d fuck your ass. If it hurt I’d do it harder. You’re a slut so you’d like it.

At this point I resist lecturing him because it will make no difference. This is his fantasy and he’s so drunk I can check my email during the call.

AC: I want to fuck you so hard it hurts and you scream. The more I hurt you the more you’ll like it.

Time to mindlessly surf now. I’ll check what’s new at Boing Boing.

AC: Talk like a fucking whore while you’re fucking your pussy so I can cum.

Me: Oh yeah AC fuck my mouth. You know I want it. I’ll drink down all your cum. Give me all your cum.

Click. He hangs up.

Posted by Vixen in PSO Confessions

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6 Responses to “Bad Call Breakdown”

  1. adam b. says:

    By God!

    What is it they say:

    “An asshole, and his money are soon parted”???


    xx,adam b.

  2. tom paine says:

    Hard to sympathize with a man who just wants to verbally come all over the page.

  3. Mandy says:

    I wonder if he actually has any connections with any women in the social world, or if this is why he needs commercial satisfaction?

  4. Vixen says:

    Adam-In his case that saying is especially true.

    Tom-That was a great way to put it. :)

    Mandy-I’ve thought that too. Many of my clients have girlfriends or wives. But I doubt if this guy could keep a partner.

  5. Becky says:

    My gawd I found your site while on a call like this…Saturday nights they come out of the woodwork! Love your stuff!


  6. Vixen says:

    Becky-How funny! Welcome and I’m glad you like my blog.

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