After bitching about asshole clients I’m swinging the other way and praising the superstar ones. Mind you most clients are neither. The majority of guys who call me fall in a middle category of just being work. Sometimes they’re extra nice and sometimes they get nasty. But on the whole they’re pleasant enough and easy enough.
Superstar Clients (SCs) are the clients I count as my favorites. They are the clients that make PSO work worthwhile. They’re fun calls. After having a string of frustrating calls a SC call can turn my mood around.
How to be a Superstar Client? I have a few suggestions:
-Talk about real life
I also mentioned this in my my post How To Get Great Phone Sex. It’s amazing how 5 to 10 minutes of chit chat truly breaks the ice. Some of my favorite callers chat with me at the beginning of every conversation which lightens the mood and sets the stage for a fun call. We’ll share little snippets of our lives before moving into his fantasy.
If a PSO tells you some of her interests remember them. Nothing says you’re a good caller better than asking a follow up question about her interests. One caller always asks about my current knitting projects which delights me.
-Give details
Some of my clients will spend the first five, and sometimes ten, minutes of the call giving me fantasy details while I say nothing and just listen. I love this. The more detail a client gives me the better the call.
SCs not only give me general fantasy details they also give me info on their specific mood each time. Some clients like to do a different fantasy each call. Some nights they’re into spanking, other nights they’re into the big black cock. Letting me know what they’re in the mood for lets me give them a tailored fit fantasy.
-Be consistent.
Guys don’t have to call me every day to be a SC. Some of my favorite callers call me at least once a week but some call once a month and a few call every 3 to 4 months. The key here is SC call me regularly on their particular schedule. The best ones check in first and make a phone date for us to talk.
-Recognize this is work for me
SCs don’t try to date me. They recognize that we have a professional relationship. Can we be friendly? Sure. I’m friendly with my chiropractor. Every time I go for an adjustment I ask how his wife is doing. He asks if I’ve done any recent hiking. We get along but it’s still a professional relationship.
It’s the same for a sex worker. I’ve gone out to dinner with several of my clients and had a great time. But it was still work for me. Superstar Clients recognize this and respect it.
-Tip or send the occasional gift
Ok, this is a little embarrassing to admit. But who doesn’t like presents? It’s not a requirement but when I get a tip it feels great.
But it isn’t necessary. One of my best clients has never tipped me or given me a gift. But it’s a nice touch.
If you want to give a sex worker a gift ask her what she’d like first. I think amazon.com gift certificates or bookstore or clothing store gift certificates are the best gifts. I can get exactly what I want and, in the case of clothing, make sure it fits.
-Don’t try to give me screaming orgasms
When a guy tells me he wants to get me off I have to fight the urge to groan in annoyance. What this translates into is “I want you to scream and moan and act like you’re having porno orgasms over and over again during the entire call.”
These are the worst calls for me. Screaming and moaning for 40 minutes wreaks havoc on my throat. It makes it sore and makes my sexy voice sound gravelly. (It also annoys me because most women don’t cum like that. Yes we moan loud but sometimes we ooh and ahh, sometimes we heavily sigh, sometimes we bite our lip and make no noise because it feels so good, etc.)
None of the clients that I consider to be Superstar Clients have asked me to porno moan for the length of the call. Maybe some PSOs vocal chords can handle the strain but mine can’t.
-Thank me
Sounds so simple doesn’t it? But I don’t always hear it. Yes my wallet gets the real thank you but still it’s nice to hear. People like to hear they’ve done a good job.
-Say goodbye
This one is my little pet peeve. I hate it when guys just hang up suddenly, though I can understand why. Usually they’re embarrassed by their fantasy. What seems hot and sexy in Erectionland can seem freaky and wrong in reality to many of my callers. Still an unexpected click and poof they’re gone tends to irk me.
Saying a thank you and then a goodbye is a sure way to elevate yourself in my book.
Reality Check Series:
Reality Check: Getting Sick
Reality Check: Lessons Learned From Clients
Reality Check: Eating Food
Reality Check: Handling Long Calls
Reality Check: Working On Christmas
Reality Check: Asshole Clients
Reality Check: Dealing With Assholes
Posted by Vixen in PSO Confessions