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This picture reminds me of the Rocky Horror Picture Show audience participation line “fucked over a barrel.” Hmm, I could be the only one here singing ‘Science Fiction/Double Feature’ after looking at this pic.
Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 10:39 PM CDT
”I’m going to die a lonely, old man.”
-the self named “Asshole Cocksucker”
said while thanking me for talking to him
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 11:29 PM CDT
A good friend of mine has a blog that has been featured in my blog roll for a few months. She’s been blogging regularly now and I want to extend an invitation to my readers to give her a read. Hers is one of my favorite blogs. Sera manages to make Lipstick Explosion entertaining, insightful, funny and educational with apparently little effort.
She’s also returned to being a phone sex counselor full time. Some of her recent thoughts on clients:
“Favorite clients. (aka: the opposite of prankers) Favorite clients make it all worth it. A handful of my old favorites called me this week, and I hope they could hear the excitement in my voice. With all of them, I remembered minute details of their fantasies. Once again, I got to be the 20 year old office girl who turns the tables on the 40+ boss and spanks him over her knee. I got to be the wife who, after taking a spanking for being late, discovers her husband hasn’t done any of his weekend chores, and she really gives it to him. I got to be the sweet submissive whose begs for just one more orgasm. Favorite clients, bless you.
Hard clients. Heartbreaking clients. I had one old client call and speak with me for several hours, and I realized that what he wanted was to be tortured literally to the brink of death, and only maybe allowed to live. Another client told me he appreciated our service because he gets lonely—so lonely, in fact, that he sometimes pays bills late so that someone will call him.
Perhaps sex work is the oldest profession because loneliness is the oldest, most terrifying emotion.”
Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 11:47 PM CDT
9/11 Widows, New York Papers, Respond to Coulter’s ‘Slander’
Coulter’s hate speech against 911 widows has drawn much criticism:
“In response, a group of five 9/11 widows, who may have been the prime targets of Coulter’s remarks, issued a statement denouncing Coulter’s views. The New York Daily News on Wednesday featured a smiling Coulter and this headline on its front page: COULTER THE CRUEL. One story inside was topped with “Massive Chip on Her Coulter ” and another called her a “a model of meanness.”
Posted by Vixen as News at 11:27 PM CDT
From Crooks and Liars:
“Even her idiotic writing stunned Lauer. The last time she was on the show he treated her as a normal person. I would hope that stops, but NBC and the rest of cable news constantly give her a platform to rant on. When will that end? I think this is the first time Matt actually read anything she wrote.”
“These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by griefparrazies. I have never seen people enjoying their husband’s death so much.”
Posted by Vixen as News at 11:56 PM CDT
I got a few emails about the vegan quote so I thought I’d explain the story behind it.
“I’ve never told you this but I’m a vegan.”
-Slurpee King
after a long call about eating my shit
Slurpee King didn’t tell me he was a vegan until we had been chatting for awhile. His love of shit however came out the first time we talked. As is common with scat calls, those with the fetish often create a ritual around it.
His involved turning the scat into a high class meal. He would set the dining table with a lacy tablecloth, candlesticks and fine china. My piss would fill a champagne glass and my shit would be served on a dinnerplate.
SK wanted me to watch him while he dined on his “special feast”. He would always keep to his namesake though and slurp the phone throughout the fantasy.
We had been talking over the course of a few months when SK told me about his dietary choice. It was an unusual call in that he skipped the dinner ritual and wanted to eat it “straight from the source”. After lots of slurping and lots of moaning he came. Then a quiet voice said, “I’ve never told you this but I’m a vegan.”
My mind went blank; I had no idea what to say to such a comment. Luckily I didn’t have to think of one because he quickly asked if I was a vegan or vegetarian. I told him the truth-that while I used to be a vegetarian that was years ago and now I ate meat. He let out a little sigh of disappointment so I quickly added that I did try to eat mostly organic and made a point to buy organic meat and vegetables. This cheered him up.
“So it’s still healthy for me to eat your shit?”
Since we were still firmly in Erectionland where any bodily fluid is not only safe but is in fact nutritious to eat I told him it was ok for him to eat it. With his confidence restored he thanked me for the call and hung up.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 11:51 PM CDT
17 years ago this was the news:
1989: Massacre in Tiananmen Square
Several hundred civilians have been shot dead by the Chinese army during a bloody military operation to crush a democratic uprising in Peking’s (Beijing) Tiananmen Square.
How did China government celebrate this sad anniversary? By arresting protestors and largely ignoring it:
China marks Tiananmen Square anniversary
I was a girl when this happened. Sitting in front of the tv I remember seeing pictures of the man in front of the tanks and not knowing what it all meant. It wasn’t until I was in college that I learned the significance.
For more on Tiananmen Square see the Wikipedia entry Tiananmen Square protests of 1989.
Posted by Vixen as News at 11:27 PM CDT
Batwoman hero returns as lesbian
Comic book heroine Batwoman is to make a comeback as a “lipstick lesbian” who moonlights as a crime fighter, a DC Comics spokesman has confirmed.
Wouldn’t it be great if she fought the evil villian Homophobia and banished him from Gotham City? Then Batman and Robin could move back and live together in peace. Seriously though, I suppose this could be looked at as making headway for gay comics, but I personally prefer Dykes To Watch Out For.
Posted by Vixen as News at 10:22 PM CDT
“You should resent a guy who thinks your ass tastes like shit.”
-Toilet Boy in a romantic mood
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 11:52 PM CDT
