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August 28th, 2005

Slowpoke Comic

With all the craziness of SUVs running over crosses and rabid republicans marching to Crawford because a soldier’s mom dares disagree with Dear Leader it was hilarious to read Jen Sorensen’s latest Slowpoke Comic:

Slowpoke's Gas Vigil

Her comic has been one of my faves in Funny Times and I was so pysched when I found she has her own site, Slowpoke Comics.

Posted by Vixen as Musings at 11:33 AM CDT

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August 27th, 2005

Draconian Laws Against Porn

Like porn? If so, educate yourself about the current attack on the adult industry. The current regulations put a lot of models at risk.
The Montreal Mirror has an article explaining the real life dangers to adult performers, Crisis In Pornland.

For more information, AVN has an excellent article on the current court battle 2257 Battle Goes To Court.

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August 26th, 2005

Free Speech and Sex Toys

With all the depressing political news of late, it was refreshing to read two positive stories.

First, a U.S. Court of Appeals panel has ruled a website denouncing Jerry Falwell’s anti-gay views can keep it’s domain. Christopher Lamparello’s site is smartly designed and worth a look.

Second, is selling sex toys. Normally, I prefer buying from smaller companies but I take it as a good sign that Amazon is now on the sex toy bandwagon. This article from the SF Gate gives the online store some well deserved praise. With only 27% of women claiming to own vibrators this development is much needed. More toys need to be owned to give sexual pleasure. More orgasms make the world a better place.

Posted by Vixen as News, Sex Toys at 2:45 PM CDT

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Yours Truly

“I enjoy spank-ons.”
me, trying to tell a caller I enjoy spankings and strap-ons

Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 12:37 AM CDT

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August 22nd, 2005

Alternative Definition

“I’m so slutty. I took all of my clothes off.”
-Fabulous Foot Slut
in one of his “slutty” moods

Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 3:50 AM CDT

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August 20th, 2005

Dating My Ass

“It’s like your rectum is my girlfriend and I just want to french kiss it.”
-Whiny Boy
waxing romantic about my ass

Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 11:40 PM CDT

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August 17th, 2005


It’s common for guys to say they don’t know what they want to talk about when they call. But with some coaxing they usually tell me. When they don’t and instead expect me to read their mind things get frustrating on my end. Here’s a recent example:

Me: “What do you want to talk about tonight?”
Caller: “I don’t know.”‘

“Hmm, why don’t you tell me what’s on your mind tonight?”

“Is there anything you’d like to hear from me?”

“I just want to hear whatever you want to talk about.”

“Well, I’m sure you don’t want to hear about the latest book I’m reading.”
“No, I’ll pass.”

“What would you like to talk about then?”
“Tell me a story.”

I start to tell an erotic story. He interrupts to say “tell me something different.”
“What do you want to hear?”
“I don’t know.”

“You must have been thinking of something when you called.”

“Ok. Well, you didn’t like what I was telling you so what do you want me to talk about?”

He goes on to say he wants to hear “what I really want to talk about”. Mind you what I really want to talk about is not what he wants to hear. What he wants is for me to repackage his fantasy into a fantasy that supposedly belongs to me. That way he can imagine it’s something that turns both of us on. That’s fine with me; most of my calls consist of this formula.

What annoys me endlessly is when they act like their mind is blank. Why can’t they just say what they want to hear? Instead they want me to play psychic and magically know what turns them on. I grit my teeth and do just that. After all it is my job.

But jeez…sometimes conversations like the above makes me want to scream.

Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 10:50 PM CDT

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August 16th, 2005

Candlelight Vigil is sponsoring a vigil for Cindy Sheehan. From their site “Cindy has asked supporters to start candlelight vigils in their communities to support her and call for an end to the war. So, MoveOn is teaming up with True Majority and Democracy for America to host Vigils for Cindy Sheehan on Wednesday, August 17th, to show our solidarity with Cindy.”

Want to attend a vigil in your community? Sign up at

Posted by Vixen as News, Activism at 11:28 AM CDT

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Free Samples

I get my share of prankers-many a pso does. Some of these men try to get me to talk for free often asking for a “free sample”. When I first heard this phrase I thought it must be a fluke. Asking for a free sample of phone sex just sounds tacky. But it wasn’t an isolated incident. I’ve had many requests for freebies and so have other ladies I know.

Typically I can hear the guys jerking off while they’re asking which means they’re about a minute away from cumming, hanging up and wasting my time. So I try to impress upon them that phone sex is my job. I inform them they wouldn’t go to a dentist and ask for a free filling before getting a root canal. Neither would they they ask a construction team to pave their driveway gratis before hiring them to pave the city’s streets.

It’s my hope that equating ‘professional job’ to ‘phone sex’ takes away the fantasy that I’m just a horny housewife hoping to talk dirty to any stranger that calls me. Sometimes they get the point. Other times this only prompts them to beg. My favorite line is “but this is an emergency” as if no other man has ever had an erection and needed an orgasm. When they say they “need it really bad” I tell them I need to pay my electric bill “really bad”.

Just today I had a pranker that begged for free time. After explaining that I didn’t want to talk for free because this is my job he whined “but don’t you want to talk dirty to me for free” as if he didn’t hear a word I had spoken. I chuckled, told him I’d rather get paid and hung up.

Is it possible a pso once talked for free and thus inspires countless men to beg for a repeat? I tend to think the free samples are like the mythical pot of gold-you keep following the rainbow but never get to the golden cauldron. But maybe it’s more like playing the lottery. Odds are you won’t win but if you do you’ve luckily struck it rich.

Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 1:45 AM CDT

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August 13th, 2005

Phone Sex Scam

Some men will do anything to hear a sexy woman’s voice:

From Ananova:
A German man pretended his car had broken down to dupe local residents into letting him use their phones to call sex hotlines.
Full story here.

Not only did he steal the psos time he also abused the kindness of strangers. What an ass.

Posted by Vixen as News at 11:13 AM CDT

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August 12th, 2005


“Tonight I have my teeth out so my mouth will be just like a wet little pussy.”
-Super Slut
just before sucking the dildo

Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 2:08 AM CDT

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August 6th, 2005

Lest We Forget

Bombing of Hiroshima

Today is the 60th anniversary of the bombing of Hiroshima. To understand the trajedy of the atomic bomb please visit:
Hiroshima-An exhibition of the atomic bomb and the Hiroshima Archive.

Was it necessary to drop the nuclear bomb? Dwight Eisenhower didn’t think so:

“I voiced to him my grave misgivings, first on the basis of my belief that Japan was already defeated and that dropping the bomb was completely unnecessary, and secondly because I thought that our country should avoid shocking world opinion by the use of a weapon whose employment was, I thought, no longer mandatory as a measure to save American lives. It was my belief that Japan was, at that very moment, seeking some way to surrender with a minimum loss of ‘face’. The Secretary was deeply perturbed by my attitude…”

- Dwight Eisenhower, Mandate For Change, pg. 380

Neither did Albert Einstein:

“Prof. Albert Einstein… said that he was sure that President Roosevelt would have forbidden the atomic bombing of Hiroshima had he been alive and that it was probably carried out to end the Pacific war before Russia could participate.”

Einstein Deplores Use of Atom Bomb, New York Times, 8/19/46, pg. 1.

To read more on this subject Doug Long has an excellent web site with many articles:
Hiroshima: Was it necessary?

Before we immediately accept our government’s assurances that nuclear energy will make us safer let us look at the evidence. Let us review the legacy of Hiroshima and remember the killing of innocent lives.

Posted by Vixen as News at 12:32 PM CDT

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August 4th, 2005


Lately I’ve had some callers fall asleep on me. One caller loves to talk late into the night. When it’s late his voice will slow down and then there will be several moments of silence. If I raise my voice to ask if he’s asleep, he insists he’s awake. We’ll talk for a bit and then his voice will start to slow down again. I finish what I’m saying and only hear silence in response. I’ll nudge him awake a few times more but lately he starts to snore. I find this amusing-a man across the country snuggled up around a phone, lulled to sleep by my voice while saliva drips down onto the mouthpiece.

My other snoozer drinks until he passes out. He’s a friendly drunk though, which is a relief. His mannerisms barely let on that he’s drinking-his voice is only slightly slurred. It’s the crinkling of the beer cans that give him away. I’ll hear him crunch up an empty one and pop open the top of another.

Sometimes he’ll cum and quickly hang up. Post-orgasm he gets extremely embarrassed and rushes off the phone. About half the time he falls asleep. The conversation will be flowing smoothly, gradually his voice will slowly start to slur and then suddenly he goes silent. I’ve tried waking him but it’s never works. When he starts to snore I just hang up. The next time he calls he always acts as if we had an official goodbye-I follow his lead and pretend as well.

While it’s acceptable for callers to fall asleep it’s not allowed for pso’s. That doesn’t mean I haven’t done it. It’s happened a few times and I always feel sheepish afterwards.

A couple of times I’ve had the embarrassing experience of having a client wake me up during a call. He calls late at night and talks for Hours, occasionally until dawn. Luckily he was good-natured about my dozing. He gently said “Mistress, Mistress” until I came back around.

On the whole though I stay awake. I make some coffee before starting with the night owl clients. Occasionally one of my regulars will phone me in the early evening, saying he plans to call late after his family falls asleep. I’ve gotten into the habit of taking cat naps before he calls back so I’ll be alert thru the entire conversation.

If only I had a client who had a sleep fetish. I’d put the phone on my pillow and fall asleep while he paid to hear me snore. Not likely I know, but a girl can dream.

Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 2:49 AM CDT

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