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April 30th, 2006

Willie Warmer

Willie warmer for your favorite pecker on cold, chilly nights.

Being a sex blogger I haven’t gotten the chance to blog about my other passion-craftiness. But this is something that definitely qualifies as both sexy and crafty: a Willie Warmer from Danlie Bits. Cute, functional and naughty it’s perfect for keeping your favorite pecker warm on a chilly night.

Posted by Vixen as Musings at 7:30 PM CDT

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April 29th, 2006

My Most Embarrassing Sex Moment

A nervous female ornate box turtle peeps out from her shell

A caller told me about an embarrassing punishment that had happened to him when he was a boy. After telling the story he asked me what my most embarrassing sex story was. I told him and thought I’d share with you as well.

My husband and I had been married for about a year and were in the middle of moving. He was at work one day and my dad was over at the house helping with the move.

I was in the kitchen packing and my dad was moving out packed boxes from the bedroom. Suddenly I hear shouting from the bedroom. And he shouted the worse phrase possible to be uttered by a parent:

“I found your sex toys!”

“Oh my god,” I thought. “No. No he did not just say that.”

But he did. See, I’m a notorious bad packer. One box will be super heavy that barely two people can lift it and the next one will be so light I can pick it up no problem.

I had packed up all the sex toys into one box. And I diligently taped up the top so no parental figure could look in. The problem? I didn’t tape the bottom. The box was so heavy from my overpacking that when my dad picked it up the contents broke the box and spilled all over the floor.

And the contents? Paddles, porn, floggers, ankle cuffs, candles, gags, porn, cock rings, nipple clamps, more porn, etc. etc. I wanted to melt into the carpet right there.

I raced into the bedroom and ushered him out. Gods all the sex toys were just so…so…implicating. I was so embarrassed.

It wasn’t over though. My dad kept trying to crack a joke and I kept shushing him, telling him I didn’t want to talk about it. On the drive to the new place he had to say “You’re pretty kinky aren’t you?”

GAH! I wanted to jump out of the moving vehicle right there. I didn’t and started another round of “I don’t want to talk about it!”

I was mortified. Mortified! Thankfully he dropped it. But it was the Most embarrassing moment in my life.

Posted by Vixen as Musings at 9:58 PM CDT


April 28th, 2006

Spanking Court Case

Janet Orlando award 1.7 million dollars in spanking court case.

Jury Awards $1.7M to Woman Spanked on Job

FRESNO, Calif. - A jury awarded $1.7 million Friday to a woman who was spanked in front of her colleagues in what her employer called a camaraderie-building exercise.

The jury of six men and six women found that Janet Orlando, 53, was subjected to sexual harassment and sexual battery when she was paddled on the rear end two years ago at Alarm One Inc., a home security company in Fresno. The jury said Orlando did not suffer from sexual assault, as she had alleged.

Posted by Vixen as News at 10:53 PM CDT

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April 27th, 2006

Church Whipper

Church Whipper

I’ve done some radical stuff but I don’t know if I’d have big enough ovaries to waltz up, strip down and whip a church. I’m impressed. And a little turned on. I mean…Damn…that’s pretty kinky.

From the Church Kicker blog, found via Violet Blue’s blog.

Posted by Vixen as Musings, Sexy Sensations at 9:42 PM CDT

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April 26th, 2006

Nude Alphabet

Напиши еще?

Reading Tara’s blog (I recommend her site) I saw her entry on the Nude Alphabet.

Wow. How beautiful. What a tool this could be-using the beauty of the human body to spell out a message. Reminds me of the nude peace signs that people formed to protest the start of the Iraq war.

As Tara says:
“Now, don’t let the foreign language of the site of origin intimidate you. Just click here to visit. Then, click on the image of the type of lettering you like and enter the word of your choice. Voila! Instant grammatical pornography! Just imagine all the possibilities…” I agree. Link to Alphabet.

Posted by Vixen as Musings at 12:57 PM CDT

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April 25th, 2006

TV Turn Off Week

TV turn off week.

From White Dot:
The TV-Turnoff was first proposed by Marie Winn in her 1977 book, The Plug-In Drug. The idea was taken up in earnest by the non-profit group the TV Turnoff Project, and made an international event by the Media Foundation in Vancouver (publishers of Adbusters magazine), the Society for Ecology and Culture in Bhutan and Ladakh, and by White Dot in Great Britain.

Adbusters also celebrates this event:
Fewer and fewer people control the media that shapes our worldview. And nowhere does this play out worse than on our televisions, where the corporate agenda reigns supreme. With TV Turnoff and the Media Carta movement, we’re fighting back – for the right of all citizens to access society’s most powerful forms of communication.

I haven’t owned a television since 1998 and I love it. Not owning a tv gives me more time to spend time with loved ones and friends, to read, to blog, to hike, to live. When I tell others this most people tell me they don’t watch much tv. However, when I’m at other people’s houses I find they watch more tv than they realize.

So, why not try TV Turn Off Week? You may just find life is more pleasant without a tv on in the background.

Posted by Vixen as News, Activism at 4:12 PM CDT

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April 24th, 2006

Save The Internet

Save the internet.

From Coalition Statement of Principles

We believe that the Internet is a crucial engine for economic growth and democratic discourse. We urge Congress to take steps now to preserve network neutrality, a guiding principle of the Internet, and to ensure that the Internet remains open to innovation and progress.

Network neutrality is the Internet’s First Amendment. Without it, the Internet is at risk of losing the openness and accessibility that has revolutionized democratic participation, economic innovation and free speech.

From its beginnings, the Internet was built on a cooperative, democratic ideal. It has leveled the playing field for all comers. Everyday people can have their voices heard by thousands, even millions of people. Network neutrality has prevented gatekeepers from blocking or discriminating against new economic, political and social ideas.

The major telecommunications legislation now under consideration in Congress must include meaningful and enforceable network neutrality requirements to keep the Internet free and open to all.

Posted by Vixen as News, Activism at 9:57 PM CDT

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Fucked In The Ass Anniversary

Anne Coulter

Sam Sugar said on his Sugar Bank blog
“On the 24th I’ll be re-linking to ‘I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass Hard’ in an attempt to inspire other bloggers to do the same and ensure that anyone looking for the ‘writing’ of America’s favorite fascist (and it’s okay to say that because she is a fan of what she calls “…the benefits of local fascism.”) finds ‘I fucked…’ first. Feel free to join me.”

I thought this was a fun idea and am joining Sam.

I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard

Posted by Vixen as Musings at 1:28 PM CDT


April 23rd, 2006

Sugasm #31

Jessica Daguerre sitting pretty in a car.

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April 22nd, 2006

Earth Day

Dawn naked over water, truelly a hippie goddess.

Happy Earth Day!

For more on this holiday see the Wikipedia Earth Day entry.

Inspired to go more eco-friendly? Have you thought about solar power?
Go here for a Solar Power intro.

Posted by Vixen as Musings, Activism at 5:55 PM CDT

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April 20th, 2006

Almost But Not Quite

“I’m almost like a female lesbian.”
-new client, explaining to me how well he licks pussy

Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 10:31 PM CDT

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April 19th, 2006

On Death Threats and Slurs

Michael Savage spews his hate through a shit eating smile.

From Media Matters:

Savage advocated “kill[ing] 100 million” Muslims; called alleged Duke rape victim a “drunken slut stripping whore”

On his radio show, Savage told listeners that “intelligent people, wealthy people … are very depressed by the weakness that America is showing to these psychotics in the Muslim world. They say, ‘Oh, there’s a billion of them.’ “Savage continued: “I said, ‘So, kill 100 million of them, then there’d be 900 million of them.’ I mean … would you rather us die than them?” Savage added: “Would you rather we disappear or we die? Or would you rather they disappear and they die? Because you’re going to have to make that choice sooner rather than later.”

Savage also referred to the alleged Duke rape victim as “a drunken slut stripping whore accusing men of raping her when there is absolutely no evidence of such a rape other than what comes out of that filthy mouth of hers.” He later asked: “What kind of system do we have that anyone can scream rape and not have to show her face?” adding, “This is all the product of the out-of-control lesbian feminist movement.” Echoing previous comments he has made about the alleged rape victim, Savage said, “The Durham dirt-bag case disgusts me to my core.”

Now, what do you think would happen to a radio show host in this country if he said 100,000 Christians should die? Or if he said America was showing weakness to “these psychotics in the Christian world”? A public lynching? A one way ticket to Gitmo?

Yet here Savage is stereotyping an entire religion and promoting the assignation of its worshippers.

As for the rape victim, I wonder what his response would be if the situation were different? What if a white Duke University student who was putting herself through college by stripping said she was raped by two local black men? Would Savage still call her a “drunken slut stripping whore”? Or would she suddenly become a poor victim and the accused perpetrators become monsters who prowl the town for their next victim?

Posted by Vixen as Political Rants, News at 7:10 PM CDT


April 18th, 2006

Facial Harness

Mouth strap-on harness.

This type of facial harness is very popular with my callers.

Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 10:42 AM CDT

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April 16th, 2006

Sugasm #30

Tara Tainton in front of mirror.

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