The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #72? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist within a week and you’re all set.
This Week’s Picks
Roué (http://www.easilyaroused.co.uk)
“Her sighs of contentment build as my touch does its work.”
Wrong Number (https://radicalvixen.com/blog)
“They said clients were trying to call me and getting this restaurant instead.”
Ride to the Cabin (http://eroticawriter.blogspot.com)
“As he pulled into a dark lane that led into a grove of trees, I reached over to stroke him.”
Mr. Sugasm Himself
Loveland (http://sugarbank.com)
Editor’s Choice
Your hair (http://erotischism.blogspot.com)
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Woman in G string courtesy of Tara Tainton.
Posted by Vixen as Sugasm at 10:41 PM CST
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What? You’ve never seen a zucchini wear a cock ring before? I got it like this at the grocery store!
Seriously, Love Honey sent me some new toys to review. First up is the Bada Bing Ring pictured above. Vegetable is optional. From their site:
“The ultimate cock ring makes you an orgasmic offer you can’t refuse - slide the super-chunky cock ring over his Big Tony and let the touch-activated clitoral stimulator make her sing like a canary!”
The designers of this cock ring did something clever. Throughout the ring there are little pieces of metal embedded into the material. When the vibrating nub is going the vibrations travel through the entire ring presumably because of these metal pieces.
There are two options for the vibrations via a tiny switch in the back. You can have it vibrate continuously but for added fun you can choose the other option where the ring only vibrates when something pushes against the front. The latter is my preferred way to use it. I’ve never been a huge fan of cock rings but the Bada Bing Ring is certainly a fun toy for occasional use. Those who are really into rings will definately get a kick out of it I think. The vibrating nub actually pops into the cock ring making cleanup easy, a nice touch.
I had to stick with my vegetable theme! Next is the Inch Perfect Vibrator. This was great timing on Love Honey’s part. I was in need of a new vibrator but hadn’t bought one yet. I have the Mini which is six inches, the larger size is nine. The Inch Perfect is the only vibrator with a ruler on the side that I’ve ever scene. From their web site:
“Unique among sex toys, Inch Perfect is the world’s first measure-up vibrator. The sleek cream finish is designed to perfectly off-set its special black markings - an Imperial and Metric ruler that lets boys and girls find out exactly how much fun they’re going to be able to have with each other.”
Is the ruler useful after it’s initial shock value? Surprisingly yes. I found myself “checking” the measurements during play. “Oh, that felt good, how deep was that?” I didn’t expect to learn more about my masturbatory likes while testing out the Inch Perfect but I did. That was a pleasant surprise.
The geek in me is thoroughly entertained that they put both inches and centimeters on the side. What a lazy way for us yanks to teach ourselves metric. The focus of the toy is clearly the measurements but the real gem is the cream finish. It’s velvety soft and feels fantastic against the skin. The finish alone makes this toy worth owning. The vibrations are good and the knob at the bottom is well made for quick adjustments in speed. I recommend it.
Posted by Vixen as Reviews at 7:14 PM CST
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Three hours into the call and it’s still going. I’m used to longer phone sessions but it’s been awhile since this particular client has called. I call him ADD Boy because he switches topics so fast. He also talks in a rapid fire manner and expects me to do the same. It’s pretty draining. Usually l turn my phone off after a call with him because I’m too tired to talk to anyone else.
I’m writing this on the phone. Does that mean I’m a live blogging sex worker? Hmm, I’m feeling loopy. Best to just publish this post now.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 11:39 PM CST
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Oh this news story is funny. Must have been a nightmare for the PR people though. My favorite part is he could only identify himself after the ball gag was removed. Priceless.
From BBC, found via Scanner:
Israel recalls ‘naked ambassador’
Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked apart from bondage gear.
Reports say he was able to identify himself to police only after a rubber ball had been removed from his mouth.
A foreign ministry official described Ambassador Tzuriel Refael’s behaviour as an unprecedented embarrassment.
Posted by Vixen as News at 9:29 PM CST
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“I know my destiny lies beneath your ass.”
-client with a smothering fetish
He said it in such a sweet tone, almost like he was trying to woo me.
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 9:42 PM CST
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I get wrong numbers from time to time like everyone else. However, some wrong numbers are really very shy men. Here’s how a wrong number call often plays out:
The phone rings and I answer in my sexy voice. Despite already saying my name they ask who is it and I tell them again. For whatever reason they get nervous. Often they mutter that they were calling for someone else and end the call. Sometimes they apologize profusely for bothering me.
Sometimes I can catch them before they hang up and ask who they were calling for. This flusters them. I don’t mean to rattle their nerves; instead I hope that getting them talking will calm them down. It occasionally works and I get a call. Mostly though, they say they don’t know and hang up.
One time I turned my number into a wrong number. I was calling a restaurant to check their hours and they didn’t accept blocked caller ID. No problem I thought as I redialed adding the code to unblock my number. I got an error message but figured I had dialed incorrectly. I was planning to eat there later in the day so I didn’t bother calling again.
Several hours later I got a panicked email from the main office. They said clients were trying to call me and getting this restaurant instead. In a flash I realized what I had done. Instead of unblocking my caller ID I had pressed the code to forward my phone to another number. Fixing the problem only took a minute but I had no way of knowing had many people had called the restaurant while trying to call me.
Mr. Radical and I decided to eat at there for dinner despite me feeling embarrassed. They had no way of knowing I was the cause of all their pranks. Normally the staff is friendly but that day practically everyone was grumpy. I resolved not to make that mistake again.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 8:36 PM CST
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The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #71? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist within a week and you’re all set.
This Week’s Picks
You’re So Dirty When You’re Clean. ( http://middleurge.blogspot.com)
“The side of your hand slipping along her pussy lips. Her laugh, a mix of I-knew-it and do-that-more.”
Before ( http://thismuse.blogspot.com)
“Condoms and lube go into the bedside drawer next to the Bible. Purse into the drawer with clothes, whore-bag into the closet with my street shoes.”
Rude Bits: Tracy Quan on the Raunch Debate (http://susiebright.blogs.com)
“If someone is making money off your body, you should too.”
Mr. Sugasm Himself
Sex Mad(ness) (http://sugarbank.com)
Editor’s Choice
The art of pegs (some artistic CBT) ( http://mistress160.blogspot.com)
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Veronika Zemanova pic courtesy of ErotiCandy Blog.
Posted by Vixen as Sugasm at 7:44 PM CST
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Doesn’t that make the forecast much more interesting?
Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 10:35 PM CST
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The Lizard Queen humorously pointed out this funny ad on my blog. I think it’s ironically funny but figured I should explain.
I’m tinkering around with sponsors and ads on the blog. The Googlesque ads on the right are from AdBrite. They “recommend” that they pick the ads for you but I think it may be best to pick and choose myself. Somehow I don’t think there are hordes of Christians in need of ringtones reading my blog. ;p On the other hand the irony is almost too good to resist.
Posted by Administrator as Musings at 12:06 PM CST
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Looks like several people don’t want Madam Palfrey to sell her phone records. Which is all the more reason she needs to sell them quickly. Surely there’s someone out there who wants to expose the hypocrisy of politicians?
From the Smoking Gun:
Feds Seek To Gag D.C. Madam
Federal prosecutors want to gag an indicted former Washington, D.C. madam who has recently threatened to go public with details about her former customers. In a motion filed Monday in U.S. District Court, investigators are seeking a protective order covering discovery material to be provided to Deborah Palfrey and her lawyers. Palfrey, 50, was indicted last week on racketeering and money laundering charges stemming from her operation of the Pamela Martin & Associates escort service, which closed last summer after 13 years in business. In their motion, a copy of which you’ll find below, government lawyers claim that some discovery documents contain “personal information” about Palfrey’s former johns and prostitutes that is “sensitive.”
Speaking of hypocrits, Newt Gingrich has admitted having an affair while screaming bloody murder that Bill Clinton did the same.
From Yahoo News:
Gingrich had affair during Clinton probe
WASHINGTON - Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich acknowledged he was having an extramarital affair even as he led the charge against
President Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky affair, he acknowledged in an interview with a conservative Christian group.
Check out how he justifies himself. What an ass.
“The president of the United States got in trouble for committing a felony in front of a sitting federal judge,” the former Georgia congressman said of Clinton’s 1998 House impeachment on perjury and obstruction of justice charges. “I drew a line in my mind that said, ‘Even though I run the risk of being deeply embarrassed, and even though at a purely personal level I am not rendering judgment on another human being, as a leader of the government trying to uphold the rule of law, I have no choice except to move forward and say that you cannot accept … perjury in your highest officials.”
Posted by Vixen as News at 11:27 PM CST
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