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June 30th, 2007

Computer Problems And Perverted Callers

Computer Keyboard With Blue Tint

Last night was a weird night. I was finishing up the Sugasm draft when the phone rang. A guy I hadn’t talked to in over a year wanted to set up a call. Before we started I checked my notes. I keep a cheat sheet of every client I’ve ever talked to. The cheat sheet has their name, location, nickname and a short description of what the guy’s into to trigger my memory. This guys notes said “wants girlfriend to fuck huge black cock, horses, creepy vibe”.

I put my computer aside and settled in to do the call. Ten minutes later I had pulled it out again. Creepy Guy was so monotone and drunk I needed something to keep me awake. I chatted with hubby on ICQ.

CG was obsessed with big black cock. “Nigger dick” as he called it. It was as if the fantasy was just a way for him to say the word “nigger” over and over. This time the girlfriend was absent and his ex-wife had taken her place. He described how his ex fucked every black dick she could get her hands on. My role in this call was to ohhh and ahhh and to continually ask for details of the great black dick. At one point she was fucking a guy with an 18” cock and was crying and screaming from the pain/ectasy. Before he’s pulled horses into the fantasy but tonight it was dogs with big knotted penises.

But this isn’t new territory. I often get guys that want this fantasy. More often than not the woman is a thinly veiled version of themselves because they’re the one that really wants all that cock. I suspect this was the case for CG though he never admitted it. He kept saying “nigger dick” over and over in this creepy way. He’d also say “I just love the black and white” ie he loves interracial sex.

The call was mind numbingly boring. Thank goodness I had the internet to keep me entertained. But all of a sudden my computer locked. This is where the scene gets a little weird and, if it wasn’t happening to me, funny.

Only certain programs locked up and I still managed to chat with hubby via ICQ. He’s techy so he gave me advice on what to do. Nothing was working though so I eventually brought the computer over to him. He started working on it, getting the programs to shut, restarting, running a scan-that sort of thing.

All the while I’m talking to CG. Mr. Radical and I are passing scribbled notes back and forth to each other while I say things like “oh that cock sounds so fucking big” and “I bet she just couldn’t get enough of that huge black cock”. CG was so drunk I didn’t have to do much. A sexy voice saying “black, cock, huge, fuck” was really all he needed.

I had my headphones on during the call. I would lean in towards my husband to see what he was doing on my machine. While talking to CG about the increasingly larger cocks fucking his ex, Mr. Radical and I were having a totally different conversation diagnosing my computer problems. It was an odd situation but we made it work. And my computer is running fine, today so thanks honey!

Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 10:25 AM CDT


June 27th, 2007

Peek A Boo

Retro Raunch peek a boo

This is a cute picture. Made me smile.

Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 11:41 PM CDT


June 26th, 2007

Polluted WTC Air

Christie Whitman

Giuliani discouraged use of respirators by WTC workers

“In an upcoming interview with WNBC-TV, former head of the EPA Christie Whitman says former Mayor Rudy Giuliani blocked her efforts to force WTC workers to wear respirators.

Former Environmental Protection Agency boss Christie Whitman says she urged Ground Zero workers to wear respirators, but then-Mayor Rudy Giuliani blocked her efforts.

She also said city officials didn’t want EPA workers wearing haz-mat suits because they “didn’t want this image of a city falling apart.”"

Former EPA chief Whitman booed as she testifies about 9-11 air safety

“The woman who led the top U.S. environmental agency during the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks was bombarded by boos and a host of accusations in a congressional hearing room Monday as she defended her assurances that it had been safe to breathe the air around the fallen World Trade Center.

The confrontation between Christie Whitman, former head of the Environmental Protection Agency, and her critics grew heated at times. Some members of the audience shouted in anger until they were gaveled down by Democratic Rep. Jerrold Nadler, whose district includes New York City.”

Posted by Vixen as News at 11:40 PM CDT

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June 25th, 2007

Sugasm #85

Sugasm 85

The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #86? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
A Little Fun at Home (…)
“She surprised herself when her fingers found the actual ice cube melting inside her cunt.”

The Anniversary Present (…)
“But I knew that nothing would be more appropriate to the new path we’ve chosen than a threesome with another man on the night celebrating our wedding so many years ago.”

Girl’s Night In (…)
“Some of us are more conservative than one would have thought, and some of us, it appears from dropped jaws round the table, are less.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
7 Simple Ways to Future-proof Your Blog (…)

Editor’s Choice
My Exam (…)

More Sugasm
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Picture of Catalina courtesy of Catalina Loves Her Collar.

Posted by Vixen as Musings at 12:47 PM CDT

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June 24th, 2007

Gay Veterans Exhibit

Out Ranks Exhibit

From Yahoo! News:
Exhibit examines history of gay veterans

“The airman’s dress blues are faded, the footlocker he carried through three tours in Vietnam has gone to rust. Yet the epitaph he chose to mark his grave is still as fresh as today’s headlines: “When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.”

Leonard Matlovich’s medals, uniform and other personal effects make up the centerpiece of “Out Ranks,” a new exhibit that documents the tortured relationship between gay troops and the U.S. military from World War II to the present.”

I’d like to go to this. If any of my readers happen to go send me a write up. I’ll happily feature you on my blog.

Posted by Vixen as Musings at 10:17 PM CDT

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June 23rd, 2007

A Secret Threesome

“You’re always in bed with her, she just doesn’t know it.”
-Fabulous Foot Slut describing how he thinks of me when he fucks his wife

Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 11:34 PM CDT


June 22nd, 2007

Make-up Absorption

Red lips

Body absorbs 5lb of make-up chemicals a year

“Women who use make-up on a daily basis are absorbing almost 5lb of chemicals a year into their bodies, it is claimed.

Many use more than 20 different beauty products a day striving to look their best while nine out of 10 apply make-up which is past its use by date.

Dependence on cosmetics and toiletries means that a cocktail of 4lb 6oz of chemicals a year is absorbed into the body through the skin.

Some synthetic compounds involved have been linked to side effects ranging from skin irritation to premature ageing and cancer.”

Five pounds of make-up a year?! Eek. I don’t wear make-up daily myself. When I was younger I used to wear it daily. Then the grunge movement happened and I stopped wearing make-up and using hairspray and started wearing flannel and combat boots. These days bellbottoms and Chacos are my style but daily make-up wear never made a comeback. For me, make-up wear is reserved for work photos because it really does make my pics turn out better.

But that’s where I sometimes fall into trouble. I’m bad at remembering to throw out old make-up. Since I seldom put it on a tube of lipstick or mascara can last me years. It’s been around a year since I bought my most recent make-up so I need to update my supplies.

Posted by Vixen as Musings at 12:24 PM CDT


June 21st, 2007

When A Client Dies-Part 1

Sugar Maples in a Rye Cemetary, New Hampshire, USA

When a regular client stops calling often I don’t know why. Perhaps he’s gotten a girlfriend, or moved on to another pso, or maxed out his credit card one too many times talking to me. I can’t call him up demanding answers. Such is the nature of the business.

Sometimes when my older clients have vanished I’ve wondered if they’ve died. For the most part I can only guess but I do know of two clients that have passed away.

The first client was nicknamed Crazy T. He was in his late 70s. He called me obsessively for two years. He become a favorite caller when I was in school. I was in the midst of an intensive term and didn’t have time to do many calls. My brain was zapped from the course work and I didn’t have the energy to deal with demanding callers.

CT was an ideal client. He said I could call him any time and talk for as long as I wanted. He meant it. I would come home for lunch and call him up to talk for an hour. Later that night I would call him again and talk for an hour or two before heading to bed. There were many days where CT was the only client I talked to.

The calls themselves were amongst the easiest I’ve ever done. Once we settled into a routine I could even eat or read while talking to him. How? CT loved the idea of torture. He wanted me to hurt him in multiple ways-spankings, floggings, canings, whippings, nipple piercings, cock and ball torture, cutting, face slapping. The list seemed to go on endlessly. The beauty of CT was that he did most of the talking. He would ramble on and on about one of the above tortures. I could hardly get a word in, indeed he didn’t seem to need me to talk much at all.

When he wanted me to talk he would ask me to say something specific. “Say you’ll torture my balls Mistress.” I would say “I’m going to torture your balls by kicking them until you cry.” Then CT would be off again rambling, moaning and rambling again until he wanted another specific statement from me.

Why did I call him crazy? Because the longer we talked the more incomprehensible his ramblings would become. Near the end of the call they sounded more like mutterings than meaningful sentences. He often would chant words. “Torture” was his favorite. He would literally chant “torture, torture, torture, torture” over and over for minutes at a time. If he was talking about licking my pussy he would chant “lick it” or “suck it” repeatedly.

It was a perfect match for my busy schedule. I didn’t have to concentrate on CT calls. I often put my headset on mute and ate my meals while he chanted. I was able to do homework while he read me long passages from his retro SM books or chanted his favorite kinky words.

He called other ladies and his constant calls with me eventually thinned out. But his obsession had so perfectly timed with my intensive term that I didn’t mind when he started calling less. He was there when I needed a caller just like him. His calls became more sporadic and then faded away completely.

Around a year later I heard from another pso that he had died. His health had been steadily getting worse. In addition to medical problems he was an alcoholic slowing drinking himself to death. I didn’t cry for him nor did I grieve. But I did have a moment where I paused and reflected. Unknowingly he helped me during a period where I still needed to make money but didn’t have much time. And I had given some excitement and companionship, albeit it over the phone, to a lonely old man in the last years of his life. Though we never met we both helped one another in our times of need.

For part 2 I will talk about the Latex Geezer. His case is far more complex and deserves a post of its own.

Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 9:44 PM CDT


June 20th, 2007

Nude With Tie

Nude with tie

Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 11:00 PM CDT


June 19th, 2007

A Lewd Lawyer?

Christopher Daul

From PennLive:
Lawyer accused of lewd act

“A prominent Hunterdon County lawyer who has served as counsel to New Jersey state government allegedly masturbated Friday outside of a minivan in a shopping outlet parking lot.

Christopher L. Daul stood nude in the commuter area of the Liberty Village parking lot about 12:30 p.m. Friday, police said. Daul was allegedly facing the vehicle of a witness who reported the incident.

A victim wrote down Daul’s license plate number as he drove off and later picked him out of a lineup, police said.

Flemington Borough police charged Daul on Friday with lewdness and disorderly conduct.”

This story reminds me of several callers’ fantasies. Except in Erectionland they never get caught. The fantasy women who see my caller are never offended. They are always naturally beautiful and horny. They see the guy jerking off and invite him over for wild sex because they’re so impressed by the way he jerks off in front of them.

Posted by Vixen as News at 11:43 AM CDT


June 18th, 2007

Sugasm #84

Sugasm 84

The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #85? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
C’s Little Witch (…)
“Tom wrote on his blog I would do anything carnal to please her: oh, yes. Oh, yes.”

How to have a secret affair at work (…)
-Funny video-

Desperate wantonness is not always pretty (…)
“Am I now so desperate for sex that I’m causing random sex toys to spontaneously get off when they’re around me?”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
ActionGirls 2007 (…)

Editor’s Choice
History of Gay and Lesbian Pride Month (…)

More Sugasm
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Posted by Vixen as Sugasm at 2:59 PM CDT

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June 17th, 2007

Guerrilla Girls

Guerrilla Girls\

I first heard of the Guerrilla Girls when I was in college years ago. The GGs fight “discrimination with facts, humor and fake fur!” They mix sex, politics, art, feminism and activism so is it any wonder I love them? From their website:

Who are the Guerrilla Girls?

We’re a bunch of anonymous females who take the names of dead women artists as pseudonyms and appear in public wearing gorilla masks. We have produced posters, stickers, books, printed projects, and actions that expose sexism and racism in politics, the art world, film and the culture at large. We use humor to convey information, provoke discussion, and show that feminists can be funny. We wear gorilla masks to focus on the issues rather than our personalities. Dubbing ourselves the conscience of culture, we declare ourselves feminist counterparts to the mostly male tradition of anonymous do-gooders like Robin Hood, Batman, and the Lone Ranger. Our work has been passed around the world by kindred spirits who we are proud to have as supporters. It has also appeared in The New York Times, The Nation, Bitch and Bust; on TV and radio, including NPR,, the BBC and CBC; and in countless art and feminist texts. The mystery surrounding our identities has attracted attention. We could be anyone; we are everywhere.”

An informative interview with the GGs can be read here and their FAQ is here.

Though the song has nothing to do with them I’ve got The Dead Milkmen’s Gorilla Girl stuck in my head now…

Posted by Administrator as Musings at 11:48 PM CDT


June 16th, 2007

Sex On A Crane?

Tightened airline security may have impended the Mile High Club but apparently horny couples have turned to cranes instead. This story made me giggle.

From Yahoo News:
Cop interrupts pair having sex on crane

“A police officer interrupted a couple’s weekend sex romp on top of a 100-foot construction crane, but let them go with a warning, authorities said.

Police went to the construction site to investigate Saturday night after bystanders spotted the couple climbing into the cab of the crane. An officer’s command to come down was followed by a naked foot popping over the railing, police said.”

Posted by Vixen as Musings at 2:50 PM CDT

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June 15th, 2007

Fetish Fridays: Chastity

Male chastity device

When I first got into the kink world chastity wasn’t considered a fetish. Even when I became a pso it was a rare topic. Early on I had a few callers that were into chastity and orgasm control but generally not many clients were interested. In the last couple of years chastity has become more popular and consequentially I have more callers who consider it a fetish.

Chastity calls naturally pair up with orgasm control. Clients go into detail why they feel they deserve this treatment. The reasons are varied. Some that I hear frequently are they masturbate too much, they are sissies that need it as part of their feminization routine, they feel it will make them more attentive slaves. Typically chastity is used on and off during a slave’s training the theory being that control his orgasm will make him become a better behaved slave.

Sometimes the chastity is solely the focus of the call. Lots of time is spent on describing how different chastity devices will fit on the cock and balls. If asked my favorite I tend to pick the cb2000. I’ve heard good reviews about it and most callers have heard of it before.

The chastity tends to become a ritual like event. In the fantasies I shave the guy to emphasize his entrapment. Often my many mistress friends will be in attendance to watch me put the device on. Naturally, they are all dressed in sexy corsets, short skirts, stockings and heels. After I review the numerous reasons the slave must be put into chastity I lock him up. Depending on the client I keep the key or destroy the key in front of him while he moans and cries.

To further rub in the point I make the slave worship all of the mistresses pussies, mine included. Again, depending on the clients’ interests he’s made to also lick everyone’s ass and sometimes takes golden and/or brown showers. Then more worthier male slaves enter the scene for the mistresses and I to fuck in front of the chastised slave. Some clients like it when the male slaves fuck them as well.

The chastity fetish calls wrap up with me describing how he’ll never be released from chastity. While I detail how he’ll live the rest of his life never having another orgasm he cums. I find the irony entertaining.

For an interesting article on chastity in general Wikipedia has an entry here.

Fetish Fridays
Fetish Fridays: Sploshing
Fetish Fridays: Robot Sex
Fetish Fridays: Humiliation
Fetish Fridays: Glory Holes
Fetish Fridays: Shoe Fetish
Fetish Fridays: Achoo!
Fetish Fridays: Tickle Fetish
Fetish Fridays: Doggy Boy
Fetish Fridays: Smoking Fetish
Fetish Fridays: Latex Love
Fetish Fridays: Furries
Fetish Fridays: Exhibitionism

Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions, Fetish Fridays at 10:57 PM CDT


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