“Mistress did you just fart?”
-new client pretending to sound offended but I could tell he was turned on
“That’s my perfume and you live to smell it.”
-Me, thinking fast
(happy laugh) “We’re on the same page.”
-The client was pleasantly surprised at my response. The rest of the call went great.
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 10:59 PM CDT