Over the past few months a new client has been calling me. I’ve dubbed him Slurpee King. He loves to lick his phone while we talk about him worshiping my pussy.

SK wants to show me how well he licks pussy. He likes me to describe how I like to be worshiped. I’ll go into detail, saying something like I want him to start off licking my outer lips. He’ll say “like this” and start licking the phone. A lot. He’ll lick the phone for several minutes and then ask me how I liked it.

To get an idea of the noises he makes open your mouth wide. Then quickly move your tongue back and forth, hitting the sides of your mouth. Here’s another exercise-stick out your tongue and hold your lips tightly around it. Move your tongue in and out while sucking loudly. This gives you an idea of what he sounds like.

SK isn’t the first caller to lick the phone. I have several callers who do this. But SK is the king of slurping for two reasons. One, he licks with more gusto than any other caller. And two, I believe he broke his phone from all his slurping, sucking and licking. Over a few weeks I started having trouble hearing him. At first I thought it was my phone. I burn through headsets and phones more than normal.

I tried my spare headset and then my spare phone. No difference. His voice kept cutting in and out like his phone was shorting. There was no static so I knew it wasn’t the connection. He could always hear me just fine. With each phone call the problem worsened. I’d have to ask him to repeat himself a few times before understanding what he was saying. I developed a theory-his habitual slurping was causing his phone to short.

But how to tell him this without being insulting? I tried suggesting he get another phone but he never did. Then I didn’t hear from him for several weeks. I didn’t know what happened to him; I couldn’t call him and ask.

Slurpee King called me last week. And I could hear every word he said! I thought it best not to ask if he had replaced his phone-it was obvious he had so why point it out?

On this last call he was clearer than he’s ever been. His voice is smooth and low and has always been pleasant to hear. But the slurping-wow, the new phone just amplifies the sucking, the licking, the slobbering. SK makes so much noise when he licks the phone that I now have to turn down the volume when he starts his licking demonstrations. All in all, I prefer adjusting the volume than having to ask him to repeat himself because of the short in the phone.

I just wonder though how long it will be before he shorts this new model out.

Posted by Vixen in PSO Confessions