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February 3rd, 2006

My New Toy

Bad Ass Tire Paddle

This month I had a person session with a client. This submissive is mostly a crossdresser but also gets spanked. He called wanting to know if he should bring anything special for his visit. He had become a brat lately, ignoring orders and being flippant. A spanking was needed to put him back in his place.

I’d been checking out John’s Tire Paddles and decided this would be the perfect implement to deliver the much needed attitude adjustment. I sent the submissive a link and told him to bring said paddle with him.

The day it came in the mail I got a nervous voicemail. “The paddle’s arrived Mistress. It seems really (gulp) heavy.”

Yes indeed. It’s a heavy one. At the beginning of the session I unwrapped the Bad Ass for full dramatic effect. The submissive stared at it wide eyed. The weight of it in my hand made me cackle. It was perfect.

I wanted to see what I could do with it but I had to calm myself. This wasn’t a pain slut after all. Just a submissive that hadn’t been obeying orders. He needed a spanking but I could tell I couldn’t go all out with him with this paddle. He can’t take a cane, nor could he take a full tire beating.

Instructions came next-he was to strip and lie on the bed. I twirled the paddle back and forth as I listened to the apologies that were suddenly gushing out of his mouth. All of the things he had bratted about, all the assignments he had neglected-everything he could think to apologize for he did. It was too late for apologies. Ignoring them, I ran my finger up the tire threads and told him to get on the bed.

There is a wicked side to me, I’ll admit that fully. I pulled my arm back and brought the paddle crashing down full force. Full force on the bed, inches from his ass. It made a thudding noise, he shrieked, I laughed. Evil? Perhaps. But deliciously fun.

The Bad Ass reddened his ass, and thighs, quite nicely. He has tender skin and I could only tap him. He winced with every slap. I kept up with the smacks until I was reassured he had truly learned his lesson. When I stopped he positively glared at the paddle. (but not at me, he knows better) I was delighted. When asked if he liked the Bad Ass the now sullen submissive just shook his head and pouted. To which I replied “then you’ll be obeying my orders better then won’t you”.

Once home my husband and I tried it out on each other. Wow. What a paddle. So fun to spank with! Since it’s so stiff there’s no reverb-when it hits your ass it’s a full thump. And a heavy thump at that. It’s a nice solid smack, both giving and receiving. Just as well that it only takes a few full smacks to redden a bottom because it wears a arm out fast.

A friend of mine makes paddles and has a rubber one we call The Motherfucker. Named so because that’s the phrase most uttered by the person getting spanked by it. I think the Bad Ass takes the crown though. It’s definately the biggest beast in my toy collection.

Posted by Vixen in PSO Confessions

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13 Responses to “My New Toy”

  1. Sabrina says:

    Ooh.

    That has to be the hottest testimonial I’ve ever read.

    “Since it’s so stiff there’s no reverb-when it hits your ass it’s a full thump. And a heavy thump at that.” Mew. That’s it - I’m getting one.


  2. Vixen says:

    Thanks Sabrina. The Bad Ass is definately one of my favorite toys now.


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  5. badass says:

    Wow, Vix, that was some of the most lovely praise I’ve yet received. Thanks! You even made Sabrina mew… which is very hot. I think I’ll have to quote some of this on my site if that’s okay.

    I’ll make sure I send you one of the 17″ paddles in exchange for the modeling you did for the devil girl… I think you’ll find that the smaller one is easier on the arm. I was kind of surprised when your client went for the 22″ model, since I did get the impression he wasn’t sure he was up for a serious beating.

    Nice photo too!

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  10. Shay says:

    Oo Owch!
    sounds like a lot of fun though!! ^_^

  11. Miss Jett says:

    Oh my… *drool* What a fun-looking toy!

  12. Vixen says:

    BA-yes, I was thinking of asking for the 17″ size to compare. It was me who made him ask for the 22″, part of the fun was seeing his shocked expression when I unwrapped it. heh

    Shay and Miss Jett-oh it’s definately fun fun fun!

  13. CurvaceousDee says:

    Hot damn! I think I need to get my hands on one of those for my toybox.

    Lovely read!

    xx Dee

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