Sera wrote another episode of Mismatched Whores titled
Mis-Matched Whores, Episode Deux. This is my follow up to the episode.

Mismatched Whores
Season One, Episode Two, Conclusion
Time, Time, Time

Sera finishes up her scene with the Professor. Despite her efforts to drown out Vixen’s doggie scene, an occasional bark can still be heard. Thankfully the Professor seems to think the situation amusing. Sera however is fuming. As soon as she walks him to the door she searches the house for Vixen.

She finds her doing yoga in the shared living room. Normally calm, Sera snaps “Why did you start your doggie boy session so late? I told you I had a session with the Professor at 3.”

Vixen lowers herself from her back bend pose and looks at Sera blankly. “I only had Doggie Boy for an hour.”

Sera lights up a cigarette and ignores Vixen look of disapproval. “That’s not the point. If you would have started at 2 promptly I wouldn’t have had to listen to his yelps while doing my session.”

Vixen now stands up and put her hands on her hips. She absentmindely waves away the smoke. “What are you talking about? I knew you had a session at 3 so I made sure to start right at 2.”

The two women look at each other in exasperation and confusion. Sera looks at her watch. “It’s 4:15 right now. I started my session at 3 and it lasted one hour. You obviously started your session late.”

This only makes Vixen more confused. What are you talking about? It’s 3:17pm. Look-it says so right on Your tv. (Vixen always has a disapproving tone in her voice when she talks about Sera’s tv.)

Sera ignores the tone but looks over at the television set. It does in fact say 3:17pm. “That’s not right.” She walks to the kitchen and notices the microwave says 3:17pm. Something is amiss. Walking into her bedroom she notices her clock says 4:17pm.

She finds Vixen in the kitchen brewing a cup of organic green tea. “Vixen, you know today is Daylight Savings Time right? We fall back an hour.”

To Sera’s astonishment Vixen explains that of course she’s knows it’s Daylight Savings Time because she’s protesting it. She goes on to explain that DST is an outdated practice so she joined the protest where people refuse to change their clocks for a day.

Sera briskly makes herself a Cosmo while trying to explain the futility of protesting time while Vixen adds honey to her tea and tries to offer a counter argument.

Eventually they come up with a compromise. Vixen agrees to discontinue her DST protests. For this Sera agrees to listen to Vixen’s new Utah Phillips CD.

Posted by Vixen in Musings