So, the new Pope is ultra-conservative and odds are he’ll alienate even more Catholics by his medieval tactics. Not to mention significantly contribute to the spread of AIDS worldwide by expounding his anti-sex, anti-contraceptives philosophy. Lovely. Rev. Dr. Matthew Fox has a list of questions for the new Pope and I wish he, and the rest of us, would get some honest anwsers.

22 Questions for Cardinal Ratzinger and the Silver Lining in the Election of this first Grand Inquisitor as Pope

So what’s to be done? I think a worldwide Sexual Revolution is in order. Time to throw off sexist, controlling religious dogma and embrace one’s sexuality. The first order of business? Nun porn baby, nun porn.

If only they did these kind of rituals at the Vatican. They’d have a lot more converts I’m sure.

This paddling picture, courtesy of Paintoy, reminded me how much I enjoy giving over the knee spankings. I like the intimacy of being so close to a submissive and feeling their body tense and shake as I increase the intensity of the spanking.

This position is a deceptive one. Often submissives are fooled into thinking such an affectionate position means they’re getting a lighter spanking.

But in fact, an over the knee spanking can be quite intense because of the close embrace. Hand spankings do tire my hand quickly but I enjoy
the feel of warming up a bottom. I tend to switch to a hairbrush because I can pull my arm back far, bringing the brush down with a firm smack.

Plus being so close means I can feel if the submissive is really feeling the sting. Oh how I love it when they squirm.

A friend turned me on to Ghastly’s Ghastly Comic. It’s one of the weirdest, quirkiest, unique strips I’ve come across. A recent strip made me laugh a long while. Definately one of my favorites, click for the full version:

A wife called me the other day. While these types of calls are rare, I occasionally get them. After I answered she immediately demanded to know who I was. There was a nervous, angry tone in her voice.

This is actually a pet peeve of mine. It always irks me when people call and demand to know who they’re talking to. They chose to call me after all.

“Who’s this?” I asked. Her anger broke and the nervousness won out. She said she thought I might know her husband and gave me his name.

Often when I get these calls I avoid answering any questions and refer them to the main office number. But there was something in her voice. She thought her husband was having an affair with me.

I explained that I easily recall the names of my regular callers and I didn’t recognize her husband’s name.

She asked if this was phone sex. I told her yes. There was a bit of hope in her voice when she asked, “So you don’t meet people in person?”

I said no. However, this is a lie. I’ve met a few of my clients but it is a rare occurance. Why complicate matters here? I honestly didn’t recognize his name.

I repeated that I only talked to people over the phone. I assured her that I know the names of my regular clients since they call me often and I didn’t know her husband’s name. If she found my number on her phone bill it could be he just called for information or just called and hung up.

The nervousness came back-she mumbled a quick thank you and hung up.

Ah, the pin-up girl. So cute and flirty. So seductive and sexy. While still clothed (often barely) these ladies simply drip with eroticism. And those stockings make their pictures even more delicious. They accentuate the legs making them more voluptuous than naked thighs or legs could be. Bobbie, from Pantyhose Uncovered, looks like she could be Miss March from a pin-up calendar as she glances over her silky covered legs.

I am in love with the site Hippie Goddess. A website celebrating hippies! Women that look like me-fuzzy legs, unshaven pussies, tattoos and piercings. I don’t have dreadlocks myself but think they look sexy on others. Am I the only one that fantasizes the Goddesses all live in a harmonious commune and dance around naked together?

I’m particularly a fan of how they present the women as Goddesses. Browse yourself over to the descriptions. It’s such a breath of fresh air to hear a woman being described as “The Goddess of Balance-she is the measure by which all things are placed.” Hippie Goddess celebrates the natural beauty of women and nature. Mmmmm.