The phone rang. The voice on the other end slurred “Hey baby, what are you doing tonight?”
When I hear this phrase it’s usually uttered by a pranker. Not always, so I answered and asked if he’d like to do a call.
“How long would it take for you to get over here honey?”
Mind you, I didn’t even know where he was located. I asked and it turned out he was across the country. I told him this.
“Well, how are you gonna get over to my hotel room tonight?”
I explain that he’s calling a kinky phone sex service. He tells me “that’s not what the ad says”.
This mildly amuses me so I ask what the ad says. He rummages around and comes back with the magazine.
“Oh.”
I innocently ask what’s wrong.
He tells me that, “sometimes I’m too horny to read”. Luckily he hung up the phone before I burst out laughing.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 8:53 PM CDT