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December 1st, 2005

The Sounds of Cumming

Fucking in the gym room.

I hear a lot of guys cum. Over the years I’ve noticed how certain types of people tend to cum in similar ways. My observances:

Adult babies tend to cum quiet and cum quick. The build up may last for hours-mind you it takes time to change a diaper-but when the orgasm hits they’re usually only good for a couple of moans before they’re done.

Doggie boys often bark when they cum. I hear more big dog barks rather than little dog whimpers.

I like to order bondage lovers to use a ball gag when they masterbate. They ‘mmphf’ ‘mmphf’ when the big O hits.

Guys that are hard up for a release pant at the end. They gasp for breath afterwards, like they’ve been holding in their orgasm for weeks. (some have)

Shy men who whisper thru the whole call often perk up at the end. The sounds of their orgasm tends to be the loudest sound they make the whole time we’re talking. Immediately after they whisper a goodbye and hang up.

British men sound dignified when they cum, almost poetic.

Cum sluts are fun to listen to when they climax. They moan and moan and moan. And then moan some more. Their moans are almost campy, like they’re trying out for an Orgasm Oscar. I often turn down my phone volume while they’re going.

Incest callers often whimper when they cum. Sometimes they whine “mommmmy” too.

Southern men tend to sound gruff when cumming. Their moans sound gravely.

Some guys give a loud puff when they spurt. Then they immediately start talking about their day as if we didn’t just have a steamy conversation. (I enjoy this because it’s fascinating to find out about the rest of their lives.)

Elderly men have a recovery time after orgasm where they catch their breath and rest a bit. They tend to grunt and wheeze as they squirt.

The toughest orgasms are performed by the guys who want to eat their own jizz. After the orgasm hits the desire to eat their sperm fades quickly. So they have to eat their cum while still in the act of cumming. They definitely have good coordination considering they need to hold the phone, stroke their cock, scoop up the cum and eat it while continuing the stroking to keep cumming. Add to this the act of directing the sperm so as not to stain the sheets for wifey to see and you could have a new Olympic event. Extra credit should be awarded for not dropping, or cumming on, the phone.

Posted by Vixen in PSO Confessions

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9 Responses to “The Sounds of Cumming”

  1. Katie says:

    Ha! Great post. I especially love that last image.

    I get a lot of the puffers for some reason… and dom guys who tend to yell or growl an order or a dirty pet name when they come. Of course if they were doing that anyway there’s no other indication, except that they’re suddenly calmer.


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  3. Ellie says:

    “British men sound dignified when they cum, almost poetic.”

    And don’t you love them for it? Sigh. . .


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  6. Vixen says:

    Katie-
    The word cummers-I forgot about them. Yeah, I get guys that moan out certain things when they cum too. “Mistresssss” “naughty boy” “Mommy” “slut”-stuff like that.

    Ellie-
    Yes, totally. Brits are so sexy when they come.

  7. Miss Jett says:

    My favorite are the laughers. :) It might help that one of my absolute favorite callers laughs when he cums. On our second call, he didn’t - I pointed this out. He said he’d held back so that he wouldn’t freak me out. (He couldn’t remember if he’d laughed the first time.) How cute is that?

  8. Vixen says:

    Miss Jett-yes, the laughers are cute ones aren’t they, very enjoyable.

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