Someone recently asked me what was my worst session like. I wrote about my worst call here. But I did a gross in person session that could be in the running for my worst session. Yup, this means no eating while reading during this post. Still with me? Good, let’s jump right in.
The client wanted me to buy the “biggest dildo” I could find. Let’s call him Dildo Guy. Now I’ve been to the Mr. S store in San Francisco and they had one of the biggest dildo I ever saw. I remember wondering how something that large could fit into any human orifice. DG didn’t have much dildo experience so I knew he would balk at something truly gigantic.
Instead I went with an 8″ dildo that had a good width. The width gave the misleading appearance of being longer than it actually was. When I pulled it out during our session DG guessed it to be 11″; I played along.
He had told me that he’d cleaned himself with a Fleet enema before I showed up at the hotel room. This was good news-the last time I used a dildo with him it came out dirty. I always use condoms with my strap on which helps immensely with clean up.
I started off with the smaller dildo but DG was so anxious. He begged for the bigger dildo and since he seemed ready I got it ready. Things seemed to be going fine. But when the dildo was pulled out a stream of liquid shit poured out of his ass onto the hotel bed. The flow was heavy and poured out of him making a pool of shit on the bed. DG had propped himself up on a pillow which also got shat upon.
My gag reflex kicked in and I hurried off to the bathroom to compose myself. When I came out into the main room DG asked me to clean him up. What?! I was there to play Mistress not nurse so I just grabbed him a towel, threw it over the shit puddle and walked away again.
Why did this happen? I presume he didn’t fully expel the enema. Normally I encourage clients to clean themselves before seeing a Mistress for a strap on session. With DG I suggested he skip the enema next time.
DG mopped up the bed with a towel and then made his way to the bathroom to clean himself up. The hotel room stank horribly. Several towels were stained as was the pillow and bed comforter. I cranked the fan and cracked a window although it didn’t help much. Gods did that room stink.
Thankfully the hotel was in his name. At the end of the session DG asked if housekeeping would notice the stain on the bed and towels. I encouraged him to tip them on the nightstand. I hope he did.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 11:52 PM CDT