With promises of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in heaven I prefer the Flying Spaghetti Monster over the vengeful Christian God any day.
From Wikipedia:
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the subject of a satirical website created by Bobby Henderson in 2005 to protest the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution.
More about the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster here.
Posted by Vixen as Musings at 8:51 PM CST