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February 27th, 2012

Review: Babeland T-Rex Dildo

Babeland sent me their T-Rex Dildo to review. Wow is this a big dildo!

Review: Babeland T-Rex Dildo

From the product description:
“If you like ’em wide, this silicone dildo is for you. With the largest diameter of any dildo currently on hand at Babeland, T-Rex is a thick, solid toy that will deliver the fullness you’re craving. Designed in a phallic shape, complete with veins and foreskin for authenticity, this realistic dildo delivers a big dose of pressure during penetration, making it a great toy to use during masturbation sessions or partner play. Bonus points: The sculpted balls will give your perineum extra attention—and isn’t the extras what we all crave?”

Review: Babeland T-Rex Dildo

The official measurements are 7″ x 2-1/4″. My measurement is off because I’m including part of the base.

Review: Babeland T-Rex Dildo

It is harness compatible and comes with an O ring.

Review: Babeland T-Rex Dildo

To show you how wide this baby is I’ve paired it with my coconut juice.

Review: Babeland T-Rex Dildo

See the juice can barely peaking out from underneath it? Yeah, it’s really that big!

This would be a great dildo for someone that likes a big toy. Obviously not a beginner dildo. There’s some weight to this toy which makes it hang in a harness nicely. The purple is a lovely shade. I plan to use this in work photos. My clients will love seeing me with this bad boy strapped on! If you like big toys I would recommend the T-Rex.

Posted by Vixen as Sex Toys, Reviews at 11:23 PM CST

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February 26th, 2012

Well There’s That

“Do we have any vices left?”-me
“I still have sex outside my marriage for money.”-J
“Thank God for that!”-me
said during a conversation about eating healthy

Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 10:55 AM CST

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February 25th, 2012

Seamed Stockings

Seamed Stockings

From this gallery. Nice nuevo retro look she has here.

Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 11:21 PM CST

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February 21st, 2012

Fake Sincerity

Abstract Embrace in Red

There’s a type of client I get that likes fake sincerity (Fake Sincerity Guy). FSG likes to pretend we’re in a relationship. He gushes about how we have so much in common and how we’re meant to be together. Most of the call is talking about how perfect our lives will be when we get together. FSG likes to insist that he loves me and he’s never loved anyone else as much as he loves me.

Writing this I realize this sounds like stalker behavior. It’s not like that. I’ve had a couple of stalker types and a mention of my husband and/or my gun ownership scares that type off. Fake sincerity is different. Fake Sincerity Guy likes to pretend we’re in a sort of long distance relationship.

These calls play out in one of two ways. The first is the quick burn out. FSG will go on and on about how he loves me and how we’re perfect for one another. After a few calls he realizes we’re not really dating. This usually happens when he starts asking for freebies. Why should he have to pay when we both enjoy the calls so much? Once I’ve made it clear he has to pay to talk to me he’ll get angry, pouty or whiny. This type of FSG will act upset and accuse me of betraying him. I don’t get it. He was paying from the beginning and just realized it? More likely he hoped I would fall for him and give him free calls. These guys call a lot in a short amount of time. Once they feel “betrayed” they’ll typically end the call in a huff and never call again.

This first FSG version is a great temporary client. Sure he’s a quick burn out but for the weeks he calls it’s great. I’m pretty good at predicting this type of FSG and am prepared for the inevitable break up call. Last year I had one of these FSGs. He called for several weeks. Each call he insisted we were perfect for each other. He would tell me over and over again that he loved me and asked when I would come see him. I was honest; I told him he would have to pay my travel expenses for me to travel across the country. This obsessed FSG-if we were meant to be together why couldn’t I pay to fly out there? Eventually, he decided I had deceived him and our last call was his “break up” with me.

The second version is much better. This type of FSG plays the same game-we’re in love and are perfect for each other because we like the same kinks. During the call we plan our first meeting which will be the start of our relationship. The difference with this version is FSG gets that it’s a game. Each time he calls the scenario starts over. We never get to the setting an official date for our meeting or he’ll have an excuse on why he can’t come out to see me yet.

I have a few FSG clients that have played this game for years. They’re easy enough though it always weirds me out to tell someone I love them when I actually don’t. It’s part of the game though so I act my part. One regular FSG promises me every call that he is going to divorce his wife. Once the divorce is finalized he promises he’ll hop on a plan to come see me. He’ll quit his job, sell all his belongings and move in with me. Yup, he’s still married and still has the same fantasy of leaving his family and career. He’s been calling for years.

Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 11:30 PM CST

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February 16th, 2012

Funny Political News

Santorum mud sling ad

I learned of both these stories via the Philip DeFranco Show, one of my fave YouTube channels.

From the Daily What:
Smear Campaign of the Day
“Smear Campaign of the Day: GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum, who has been battling a certain “Google Problem” for nearly a decade, apparently thought it wise to have his latest political ad feature a Mitt Romney lookalike firing a brown, frothy substance at a cardboard cutout of his image.”

I can’t believe the Santorum campaign went with this ad. Yes, it’s awesomely funny. But seriously? Romney fires what looks like shit onto the man who’s name is synonymous with “The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex”? And the Santorum campaign gave this the green light? Crazy.

From Gizmodo:
Mitt Romney Gets Screwed Santorum-Style on Google
“Looks like Rick Santorum’s not the only Republican frontrunner to have a “Google” problem. Mitt Romney has one now, too. If you Google “Romney”, the third search result is, which provides hapless browsers with a not-so-flattering definition for the candidate’s name. Because internet.”

And what does Romney now mean? “To defecate in terror.” The founder of the site is referencing Romney strapping his dog in a dog cage to the roof of his car for 12 hours in 1983. What a sick fuck. More details at Dogs Against Romney.

Posted by Vixen as News at 10:46 PM CST

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February 14th, 2012

Valentine Birth Control

Valentine Birth Control

From Planned Parenthood’s FB page:
“Today, let’s send Congress our own special valentine: “Listen up, or we’re breaking up. STOP the attacks on birth control!”

Sign our valentine below by adding your name and state in the comments! Or even better, post your own to our Facebook wall or to @ppact using #bc4us.”

Posted by Vixen as News, Activism at 1:54 PM CST

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February 12th, 2012

Rolling Stone Article On Gay Bullying

candlelight vigil against gay bullying

Originally I was going to put this in the next Sex News Roundup post but it’s such a strong article I want to highlight it more.

From Rolling Stone:
One Town’s War on Gay Teens
“In Michele Bachmann’s home district, evangelicals have created an extreme anti-gay climate. After a rash of suicides, the kids are fighting back.


For years, the area has also bred a deep strain of religious conservatism. At churches like First Baptist Church of Anoka, parishioners believe that homosexuality is a form of mental illness caused by family dysfunction, childhood trauma and exposure to pornography – a perversion curable through intensive therapy. It’s a point of view shared by their congresswoman Michele Bachmann, who has called homosexuality a form of “sexual dysfunction” that amounts to “personal enslavement.”


The policy became unofficially known as “No Homo Promo” and passed unannounced to parents and unpublished in the policy handbooks; most teachers were told about it by their principals. Teachers say it had a chilling effect and they became concerned about mentioning gays in any context. Discussion of homosexuality gradually disappeared from classes. “If you can’t talk about it in any context, which is how teachers interpret district policies, kids internalize that to mean that being gay must be so shameful and wrong,” says Anoka High School teacher Mary Jo Merrick-Lockett. “And that has created a climate of fear and repression and harassment.”"

I’m glad to see Rolling Stone connecting the dots between gay bullying in schools and gay bullying by anti-gay churches. It’s not surprising that kids are bullying other kids for being gay if every Sunday they go to a church that tells them gay people are an abomination. The stories of the teens that committed suicide because of bullying were so sad. More focus needs to be put on the hypocrisy of these groups. Spewing hate against gays does not come from a religion of love and is not part of “family values”.

Posted by Vixen as News at 7:52 PM CST

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February 6th, 2012

Bradley Manning Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

From RT:
Bradley Manning for Nobel Peace Prize?

“Bradley Manning, the US soldier accused of passing secret materials to Wikileaks, has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

­The nomination was proposed by The Movement of Icelandic Parliament, which asserts that revelations produced by the documents Manning allegedly exposed “have helped to fuel a worldwide discussion about America’s overseas engagements, civilian war casualties, imperialistic manipulations, and rules of engagement.”

RT spoke to one of the members of The Movement, MP Birgitta Jonsdottir.

She said the group “wanted to raise awareness about the situation with Private Bradley Manning, whom way too few people know of.”

“It is extremely important that we honor the whistleblowers of our world,” she said, so people will not be silenced from performing their civic duty “by reporting on crimes, be it corporate, state or military.””

This is big news. Let’s say he won. Would the US still put him in prison? Surely the nomination will bring more attention to his case. I was glad to see the reporter let the activist talk for awhile. I kept expecting him to cut him off but he let him finish his thoughts.

I think this is a lot more admiral a nomination than Obama’s. Nominating a president (and having him win) for the Nobel Peace Prize before he’s even done anything? That was ridiculous. Apparently I’m not the only one who thinks so.

From the Associated Press:
Nobel peace prize jury under investigation
“Nobel Peace Prize officials were facing a formal inquiry over accusations they have drifted away from the prize’s original selection criteria by choosing such winners as President Barack Obama, as the nomination deadline for the 2012 awards closed Wednesday.

The investigation comes after persistent complaints by a Norwegian peace researcher that the original purpose of the prize was to diminish the role of military power in international relations.”

With the war drums beating for Iran currently I don’t think Obama is much interested in diminishing “the role of military power in international relations”.

Posted by Vixen as News, Activism at 10:04 PM CST

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February 1st, 2012

Are You Sure About That?

“You know what people say about me? That I can make a dead man cum.”

Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 9:46 PM CST

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