Guys with a golden shower fetish love to hear me pee over the phone. The sound of the urine hitting the toilet water makes them groan in ecstasy. While peeing I’ll describe how I would pee either on their cock or in their mouth. For heavy golden shower players the ultimate is to drink it. This is easy enough, I just take the phone into the bathroom after I’ve had a couple glasses of water to drink.
However, they often want to hear me pee so much it’s not possible to physically accommodate them. Thus fake pee is needed. Several of my clients like to hear me pee four or five times in one hour so I’ve developed the two glass system.
Two glasses, one full of water, both placed on the floor. With one hand I hold the headset down so they can hear and with the other hand I pour the water into the empty glass. Does that description sound convincing? My callers think so. They moan so loudly I can hear them even though the headset is near the floor. I’m thankful they like it-even if I drank constant water on the call I just couldn’t naturally pee enough to please them.
The trick works pretty well. The only downside is when I trinkle the water down the glass and get it on the carpet. It’s only water though and the wet spot quickly dries. Sometimes my cat figures out what I’m doing and will come up and lick the water stream while I’m pouring. He knows I can’t do anything to stop him-both my hands are full. When this happens I bite my lip to keep from laughing.
But one must be careful while on a golden shower call. One time I was pouring the water out of the glass into the empty one when-CLINK-I bonked the two glasses. I paused, not sure what to do. Then I decided to just carry on as if nothing happened and poured the rest of the water out, being very careful not to clink the two glasses again. After I finished peeing I put back on the headset, worried that the caller would be upset. He wasn’t, instead he was panting and asking me to describe the urine color. These days I make sure to hold the glass up higher.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 10:20 AM CST