Recently a client asked me to make him a golden shower film. He wanted me to film myself peeing in several different locations. Recently I took a long hike in the woods to film some scenes. Not only did I get good footage I also got a good lesson in filming fetish films. Here’s some tips I learned.
Do:
Film scenes in the deep woods so you’ll be alone and it’ll seem edgy since you’re doing a fetish shoot outside.
Don’t:
Don’t bring a flash of tequila to drink thinking alcohol makes you pee faster. While you will pee more the alcohol will also make you stumble as you hike back to the trail head.
Do:
Bring your dog along since he likes to go hiking. He also serves as security since you are out in the woods alone filming fetish scenes.
Don’t:
Don’t let the dog roam on his own while filming the pee scene lest the dog come over to see what his owner is doing. Stopping a pee flow while shooing away a dog while trying not to piss on said dog is practically impossible. It also makes the editor’s job a nightmare since he has to edit out the dog shooing scene.
Do:
Drink water while hiking to film location. This insures a full bladder when filming begins.
Don’t:
Don’t wait until your bladder is about to burst to stop hiking and set up the camera. If you do you will be setting up a tripod and video camera while hopping around with your legs crossed. It is likely your bladder will burst before the camera is recording and by the time you actually hit “record” you’ll be halfway through and your thighs will be wet.
Do:
Take the camera into private public bathrooms to film yourself peeing. The angle is an extreme close-up but the client will love the footage.
Don’t:
Don’t be too embarrassed to ask your husband (or partner or friend) to film you peeing. It’s not anything he (or she) hasn’t seen before and you’ll save tons of time since you won’t have to position and reposition the camera.
Do:
Position the camera close enough so that your golden nectar stream shows up on film.
Don’t:
Don’t position said camera so close to your genitals that you actually pee on the camera.
Follow my tips and you’ll have less drama filming your homemade videos.
Posted by Vixen as Musings, PSO Confessions at 9:41 PM CDT