The phone rang. I answered and greeted the caller.
“Whose this?!” he asked.
I had already said my name. But maybe he hadn’t heard so I repeated myself.
“No you’re not!” The caller sounded annoyed.
“Excuse me?” I asked. How could I not be me?
The guy explained that he had talked to me months ago and I was definitely not her. He told me that my voice sounded wrong and nothing like the mistress he had talked to before.
I tried to use my “normal” phone voice while talking to him but he was convinced I wasn’t me. The absurdity of the moment made me laugh.
“Well I’m not sure how to convince you that it’s really me” I said.
“You’re so full of bullshit,” he sneered before hanging up.
Did my voice really sound that different? I don’t have a cold and was wide awake when he called. I certainly didn’t recognize his voice.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 11:52 PM CST