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November 3rd, 2007

Reality Check: Lessons Learned From Clients

View over Manhattan, New York

Through the years I’ve talked to a lot of men. From my conversations I’ve learned a number of things that have helped me, educated me and surprised me. This list is by no means complete but does show the variety of things I have learned from my clients.

-I have gotten great make-up advice from crossdressers

-men should add 2 sizes to their shoe size when buying heels to fit them

-with enough lube, time and patience a giant dildo can fit into an asshole (webcam show)

-how crossdressers convincingly stuff their bras

-that I should always use the same term the client uses to refer to his genitalia

-even though I have oily skin I should apply moisturizer to my face

-many men are just as nervous seeing a sex worker for the first time as we are seeing them for the first time

-where to get free porn online

-the many different ways to give an enema

-the difference between green asparagus and white asparagus is that the white hasn’t been exposed to sunlight

-where to buy wigs, fake boobies, sexy women’s clothing

-licking your phone too much will short it out

-how to properly diaper an adult baby
(being childfree I have never diapered a real baby)

-I have gotten great film, book and wine recommendations from callers

-the difference between sissies, sissy maids, sissy boys, sissy girls, sissy sluts, sissy whores and sissy babies

-the film Mrs. Robinson really did fuel the fantasy life of scores of men for years

-wild duck tastes better than farm raised

-some men think that talking to me is cheating on their wives, for others talking to me saves them from cheating on their wives

-the fantasy of getting woman pregnant really is a fetish for some and not an urban myth

-how to set up your voicemail so that it emails you a file of the message

-in a pinch rubber bands work wonders for a CBT session

-Victoria’s Secret staff are generally very understanding to men buying clothing for themselves

Reality Check Series:
Reality Check: Getting Sick

Posted by Vixen in PSO Confessions

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5 Responses to “Reality Check: Lessons Learned From Clients”

  1. Curvaceous Dee says:

    the difference between sissies, sissy maids, sissy boys, sissy girls, sissy sluts, sissy whores and sissy babies

    Fascinating! I am most curious though - what are the differences?

    xx Dee

  2. Catalina Ramirez says:

    Love the post, Vixen!
    I remember old books of my grandma’s that were called Heloise’s Helpful Household Hints, or something like that. This is the equivalent for sex workers. :-)
    Much respect,

  3. Cyrano Q says:

    Well, that sure made a change from “Don’t eat yellow snow” …

  4. Kelli says:

    I want to know how you end up licking your phone “too much”

  5. Vixen says:

    CD-Thanks. I plan to write up a Fetish Friday post about sissies soon.

    CR-Glad you liked it. Now I’m envisioning my posts in print. Groovy!


    Kelli-The guy would slobber all over the mouth piece. I’m guessing his spit went into the phone and shorted it out.

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