Through the years I’ve talked to a lot of men. From my conversations I’ve learned a number of things that have helped me, educated me and surprised me. This list is by no means complete but does show the variety of things I have learned from my clients.
-I have gotten great make-up advice from crossdressers
-men should add 2 sizes to their shoe size when buying heels to fit them
-with enough lube, time and patience a giant dildo can fit into an asshole (webcam show)
-how crossdressers convincingly stuff their bras
-that I should always use the same term the client uses to refer to his genitalia
-even though I have oily skin I should apply moisturizer to my face
-many men are just as nervous seeing a sex worker for the first time as we are seeing them for the first time
-where to get free porn online
-the many different ways to give an enema
-the difference between green asparagus and white asparagus is that the white hasn’t been exposed to sunlight
-where to buy wigs, fake boobies, sexy women’s clothing
-licking your phone too much will short it out
-how to properly diaper an adult baby
(being childfree I have never diapered a real baby)
-I have gotten great film, book and wine recommendations from callers
-the difference between sissies, sissy maids, sissy boys, sissy girls, sissy sluts, sissy whores and sissy babies
-the film Mrs. Robinson really did fuel the fantasy life of scores of men for years
-wild duck tastes better than farm raised
-some men think that talking to me is cheating on their wives, for others talking to me saves them from cheating on their wives
-the fantasy of getting woman pregnant really is a fetish for some and not an urban myth
-how to set up your voicemail so that it emails you a file of the message
-in a pinch rubber bands work wonders for a CBT session
-Victoria’s Secret staff are generally very understanding to men buying clothing for themselves
Reality Check Series:
Reality Check: Getting Sick
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 8:36 PM CDT