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October 25th, 2010

New Definition Of O’Donnell

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From Jezebel:
Introducing The New Definition Of “O’Donnell”
“Earlier this week, we proposed giving Christine O’Donnell the Santorum treatment, such that we might assign an appropriate definition to “odonnell.” After soliciting your suggestions, Jezebel is proud to declare the new meaning of the word.


From this day forward, in honor of the bigoted and nonsensical Republican senatorial candidate Christine O’Donnell, an “odonnell” shall be known as:

Odonnell n. \ō-ˈdä-nəl\
An unwelcome and decidedly unsexy thought that pops into an individual’s mind while they are masturbating.

Thank you, Chicka_Boom. A similar definition was shared by Gawdmail, who wrote:

Odonnell n. \ō-ˈdä-nəl\
The feeling of horror mixed with shame one gets while masturbating and inadvertently thinking of something which is the antithesis of sexual pleasure.
“I was having a quick wank and, suddenly, I had an odonnell image of Nancy Reagan getting a prune juice enema.”

Christine O’Donnell — the woman who claims she wouldn’t legislate against self-love, but says nonetheless that masturbation is sinful and shameful — is herself a total bonerkiller. So it’s only appropriate that her surname should come to stand for something disgusting that interrupts your thought processes when you are, to use Woody Allen’s phrase, merely having sex with someone you love. An odonnell is as unwelcome an intrusion as it would be if the esteemed Tea Party candidate herself were to burst into your bedroom, living room, shower, and/or other preferred location for flicking the bean/peeling the banana.

This is freaking brilliant! I just used the word Santorum today and will definitely be incorporating odonnell into my vernacular. If any of my readers want to give O’Donnell the LOL pic treatment send me a copy and I’ll post it. My effort is the pic above.

Posted by Vixen as News, Activism at 11:58 PM CDT

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