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From Flora Bush’s website:
“Hello, America. I’m Flora Bush, the daughter the President doesn’t want you to know about. I’m a Democrat! I’m a punk! And I’m going to rock you with my new album, THE CHILD LEFT BEHIND!!!”
Brilliant satire, catchy tunes, plus she’s cute! Flora rocks!
Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations, News at 1:58 AM CDT
I coined the term ‘Erectionland’ in my early days as a PSO. I wanted a phrase to capture that space callers often go into when talking to me. An alternative reality where logic and reality cease to exist and the illusions of their fantasy and the hardness of their cocks take over. Erectionland is that place. Visit and have all your fantasies fulfilled, all your wishes granted.
Funny place this Erectionland. A handy term too. As soon as I throw it out during a story the listener immediately gets it, usually laughing in response. “He must be taking a vacation in Erectionland because he really thought I was turned on by the idea of shitting in his mouth.” (one thing I love about this job is having the best party stories)
This handy term explains the comments of tonight’s caller. After he came he enthusiastically told me he couldn’t wait to visit so he could fuck me for real. Because apparently the fact that I talk sexy and get him off over the phone implies that I actually want to sleep with him. His feet were firmly planted in Erectionland when he expressed those sentiments.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 2:10 PM CDT
Lots of people like sexy naked pics. And lots want to donate to the hurricane relief effort. The folks over at Boobs For Bourbon Street have cleverly combined these two desires.
“Boobs4BourbonSt is a place for lovers of charity and lovers of boobs to join forces toward a common goal!”
Want to see some boobs? Donate to one of the charities on their page, send them the donation confirmation email and get access to the female and male boob gallery. You are also welcome to send in pictures of your boobs to help as well.
I’ll definitely be part of this…
Scalia: America Must ‘Tolerate’ Porn
NEW YORK — U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia said Thursday there is clearly a difference between pornography and obscenity, but that it will never be clear what exactly that difference is, highlighting the backbone of a legal ambiguity that pervades the adult entertainment industry and also, according to Scalia, essentially guarantees its protection.
Posted by Vixen as News at 1:58 AM CDT
Found this:
at the always entertaining Boing Boing.
Don’t tell Han!
Posted by Vixen as Musings at 1:49 AM CDT
Some background on Drunk Castration Boy. He’s obsessed with cutting off his testicles. He begs me over and over to cut them off in the most painful way possible. He thinks he’s not a real man and believes he doesn’t deserve to have balls.
The castration scene follows a general patter-he strips down for me and I tie him to the bed. He’ll be squealing like a girl in a few minutes so I stuff some panties in his mouth. Out comes the knife. I pull his balls down while I start cutting off them off at the base with the rusty blade. He cries and shits himself.
After the testicles have been removed I pull out the panties and stuff his balls in his mouth. To ensure he’ll eat them I duct tape his mouth and pinch his nose closed. He swallows and I let go of his nostrils.
We play this scenario several times during the call. His mood changes often, sometimes he’s self-pitying, other times he’s a real asshole. DCB alternatively yells and grovels at me. He begs me to tell him I hate him and how he’s a loser. Tonight he said “make me feel small and awful”. His starts off saying his penis is 5″, with alcohol it goes down to 3″, by the end of the call it’s changed to 2 1/2″. Then 20 minutes later he’ll whine for me to not hate him and be his best friend.
Now that I’m a seasoned PSO I can take his abrupt mood changes. Early on this would have unnerved me. Now I just accept he’ll be an asshole even if he’s being nice. This shields me from getting upset when he calls me a ‘chickenshit cunt’ for not castrating him. When he starts that up I just talk about his impotency and that turns his hatred back on himself.
Tonight DCB kept forgetting my name over and over again. He also kept forgetting my age and what I looked like.
To amuse myself I kept changing my details. Each time he believed me. Every 15 minutes or so he’d ask with a slur “What’s your name honey?” I’d make up a generic name and he’d repeat it. Then he’d ask my age and what I looked like. I varied my age from mid twenties to early forties. My hair was red, blonde, brown, pink and was tomboy short to past my ass. Sometimes I was 6′, other times only 5′1″.
Changing my description was the best part of the call. I had to surpress a giggle every time he kept forgetting who I was.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 1:25 AM CDT
“Would you castrate me?”
-Drunk Castration Boy
“Yeah I would.”
-me
“You sound real nice.”
-Drunk Castration Boy
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 8:57 PM CDT
Doggy Slut emailed me today with a nice compliment:
“i would do anything for you because you are my Goddess and in you i find freedom.”
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 12:09 AM CDT
Early last month, the FBI`s Washington Field Office began recruiting for a new anti-obscenity squad, reports The Washington Post. The initiative has been designated as one of the top priorities of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales, says the Post.”
Oh this is just disgusting. Mind you, we don’t need protection from terrorists, global warming or rabid republicans. No, we need to be protected from sex. Oooooh sex-so scary, so menacing. Argh! I would rant more intelligently but this sort of thing pisses me off that you need only imagine random curses mixed with incoherent bitching to get the gist of my mood.
Posted by Vixen as Political Rants, News at 12:55 AM CDT
Strippers help tease back New Orleans nightlife
NEW ORLEANS - In a sign that things may be returning to normal in New Orleans, strip shows are back in the city’s famous French Quarter.
Posted by Vixen as News at 12:16 AM CDT
Here’s a fun game to illustrate Bush’s falling approval rating, now at an all time low.
Bob Harris has a small video clip of penguins doing what looks to be a spanking scene. Absolutely priceless.
BH has one of my favorite political blogs. Not only does he give good commentary his audience polls are hilarious.
Posted by Vixen as Musings at 12:13 AM CDT
At times it seems the women’s movement in the US has such an uphill battle. Birth control is still not available to all, the right to an abortion is under constant attack by rabid republicans and we still don’t earn as much as men.
But then I read about the international women’s movement and am thankful that at least I’m not shunned to a cow shed every month while I’m bleeding.
Jeez. They’re just getting rid of that practice now? The fear of the female anatomy and all it’s divine functions has struck such fear in men throughout time. Freud’s version was called vagina dentata.
Posted by Vixen as Political Rants, News at 1:30 AM CDT
I thought I’d write an entry on how Sweet Sickly Slave got his nickname. SSS is a very sweet man. He always thanks me for talking to him, never interrupts and likes to talk both about sex and our regular lives.
Sweet Sickly Slave’s greatest desire is to be a live in slave. He wants to not only be used sexually he wants to be used as a house servant. Numerous times he’s confessed his dreams of being dressed up in a frilly maid’s outfit and made to clean the dishes and scrub the floors.
Unfortunately Sweet Sickly Slave is dying. He has a disease that is slowing killing him, plus a STD that is also pushing him to the grave. I don’t want to name the diseases specifically (even though I write about my callers I do take their confidentiality very seriously) but they are killing him.
He sounds very sick on the phone. Often conversation is stopped so he can cough and hack. Many times I have to ask him to repeat himself because his voice is so weak that it’s hard to understand.
It’s sad to talk to SSS because I know he’s never going to live out his fantasy. For one, he’s almost bedridden and is not physically able to do someone else’s housework. And secondly, when he’s told women of his diseases they don’t want to have any kind of sex with him because of the risk.
Since it’s just over the telephone I indulge his fantasy. We make plans on how he’ll serve me someday in the future. In the fantasy I train him to be my maid, make him wear frilly dresses and order him to do all of my housework. Then as a reward he I tell him how I let him lick my pussy and ass.
We both know this will never happen and let this fact go unspoken. Last time he called he sounded even worse. He was coughing quite a bit and sounded miserable. I hope I give him some happiness with our conversations.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 8:18 PM CDT
