“I gave myself an enema with a feminine douch bag.”
-This is from a regular client who wants to be fucked up the ass.

I resisted the urge to ask if the douch was scented.

Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 11:50 PM CDT

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I have a new guy calling me who I can’t stand. To entertain myself during his call tonight I wrote down some of his comments. What the quotes don’t capture is his tone. There is such a misogynistic tone to his voice. I’ve done calls where the guy calls me a slut and I pretend I’m a cum whore and it’s fine. But there’s just this tone in his voice that sounds like he hates women. One time he told me all women are really sluts deep down and if they knew the size of his cock they would let him fuck them. It’s comments like this that make me bite my tongue. Just take his money I repeat to myself. Just take his money. From tonight’s call:

Asshole Client: What are you doing tonight baby?

Me: Who’s this?

AC: You know who this is. Are you wet?

Me: (firm tone) No I don’t. Who is this?

AC identifies himself. We set up the call. Every time he calls he asks me what I look like. In the middle of describing myself he says:

AC: I just feel like blowing a load in your pussy.

Me: Oh really?

AC: Yeah and I wouldn’t use a condom even if you wanted me to.

No big deal since this is Erectionland. There are no STDs in Erectionland. He talks about fucking me for a bit then says

AC: I’m going to fuck your ass without a condom. I’d get you all fucking drunk and horny. You’d be high as a kite. And I’d hurt you a little bit because you need to be fucked and hurt.

What the hell am I supposed to say to this? “Oh good you’re going to make my ass bleed? Yay!” I play along and “ooooh” and “ahhhh” which is what he likes.

AC: I’d fuck your ass. If it hurt I’d do it harder. You’re a slut so you’d like it.

At this point I resist lecturing him because it will make no difference. This is his fantasy and he’s so drunk I can check my email during the call.

AC: I want to fuck you so hard it hurts and you scream. The more I hurt you the more you’ll like it.

Time to mindlessly surf now. I’ll check what’s new at Boing Boing.

AC: Talk like a fucking whore while you’re fucking your pussy so I can cum.

Me: Oh yeah AC fuck my mouth. You know I want it. I’ll drink down all your cum. Give me all your cum.

Click. He hangs up.

Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 11:58 PM CDT

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Do / Do Not (http://lafillemariee.blogspot.com)
“Do – stop in the hallway to kiss and fondle me before even getting to the room.”

The Red Cross of Fucking (http://perverselypoly.blogspot.com)
“They can pay her a “finder’s fee,” and everybody will be happier.”

Review: The Amputee’s Guide to Sex (http://www.radicalvixen.com/blog/)
“When he first mentioned it he turned his disability into a fetish.”

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I get my share of spam in my inbox; lately they’ve been Viagra and similar plugs. This email caught my attention. Though not exactly spam it’s so crudely written and unasked for that I’m classifying it as such. It made me laugh so I’m posting it here.

“Ben wrote:
I need a BJ. I’m cloe to VIP in Manchester. Who/how can I receive. Even outdoors, in the dark, no one can notice. Even in back of Big Y or in woods. Let me know, I’ll be there.

Female who loves 69. I can comply. NO males allowed.”

The author is so demanding isn’t he?

Posted by Vixen as Musings at 11:49 PM CDT

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I know what I like to blog about but I’m curious about you. Readers-What do you like to read about on Radical Vixen? Email your thoughts to radicalvixenatgmaildotcom or just leave a comment. Thank you!

Posted by Vixen as Musings at 11:14 PM CDT

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I too prefer swimming in the nude.

Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 11:51 PM CDT

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Ex-lawmaker charged with rape
“Former Republican Rep. Ted Klaudt could spend the rest of his life in prison after turning himself in to authorities Friday on felony charges that include eight counts of rape involving foster children and former legislative pages.

Five girls told authorities they were assaulted by Klaudt, court documents state, although charges filed Friday involve only two of the girls.

Four of the girls said they were accosted in Klaudt’s hotel room in Pierre, where he stayed while serving in the South Dakota Legislature. Two of the girls were legislative pages when they were attacked, they told investigators.”

So he allegedly molested these girls while serving in the South Dakota Legislature? What sort of political tasks was he doing during this time? Thanks to Hullabaloo I learned Klaudt sponspored bills that would

“establish certain legislative findings pertaining to the health and rights of women, to revise the physician disclosure requirements to be made to a woman contemplating submitting to an abortion, and to provide for certain causes of action for professional negligence if an abortion is performed without informed consent.”

and

“”prohibit the performance of abortions, except to save the life of the mother, and to provide a penalty therefor and to provide for a delayed effective date.”

but wait there’s more

“Proposing and submitting to the electors at the next general election an amendment to Article XXI of the Constitution of the State of South Dakota, relating to the definition of marriage. [The proposed amendment:: “Only marriage between a man and a woman shall be valid or recognized in South Dakota. The uniting of two or more persons in a civil union, domestic partnership, or other quasi-marital relationship shall not be valid or recognized in South Dakota.”]”

plus he also sponsored a bill about mid-wives.

Apparently other SD politicians are worried this could taint them.
“District 24’s two House members are worried that allegations against a former colleague will cast a negative light on all legislators.”

Gee, you think?

Sadly, after the story broke more alleged victims in foster care spoke up:
Foster Rape Victims Coming Forward

“After our story Monday night concerning the Department of Social Services and Ted Klaudt’s rape charges, rape counselors are hearing from more victims.

Krista Heeren-Graber, who works with rape victims, says she received a call from someone who says she was victimized by Klaudt. Several other victims of sexual assault by foster parents also called Heeren-Graber’s office this morning. ”

Another person accusing Klaudt? How many will come out?

A man who supposedly fondled his foster children under the guise of ovary inspections and who wanted to sell their eggs was also the same man who “was a prime sponsor of HB 1215, the near total abortion ban.”

Why is it that the very men who want to take away a woman’s right to control her womb are often the men who are abusing those wombs?

Posted by Vixen as News at 11:04 PM CDT

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A Blue Hot Horny House Call (dirtydetails.blogspot.com…)
“Saliva splashed to her hands as she worked me to a mighty stiff erection.”

Part Three: Sorbet at Night ( smart-girls.blogspot.com…)
“With every thrust, I was louder and louder, my hands clawing for something to squeeze besides the brick wall of his building.”

Tighter: the hotel (erotischism.blogspot.com…)
“One by one, I tied the ropes to the cuffs, and then made adjustments so that she was taut, with her arms and legs splayed out.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Photo Manipulation (sugarbank.com…)

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Office Masturbation - part one (eroticawriter.blogspot.com…)

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Sara X courtesy of Viviane’s Sex Carnival.

Posted by Vixen as Sugasm at 9:53 PM CDT

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“I can’t even get hard without thinking of you.”
-a regular client

I doubt it’s true but it’s a compliment nonetheless.

Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 11:49 PM CDT

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Tonight I got off a call and went to see what Mr. Radical was doing. He said I had to watch this cool video. It’s a good political rap song up on You Tube. I liked it so I thought I’d blog about it. You can watch it yourself here.

Posted by Vixen as Musings at 11:32 PM CDT

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Tonight I finished reading The Amputee’s Guide to Sex by Jillian Weise. As I’ve mentioned before I’m not well versed in poetry so I’d like to send a big thanks to Sera for helping me out with this review.

This book is not a “one handed read”. Despite it’s hinting title I did not feel aroused reading it. The book was intriguing though. Weise shows a perspective of sex that I didn’t know much about beforehand. This book was insightful and at times it pulls on one’s heartstrings. This collection of poems showcases a topic that has not had much press I suspect-amputees and their sexuality. I recommend it.

My favorite poem from the book is “Ode to Agent Orange.” An excerpt:

“At my birth, you gave show-and-tells,
how busy you’d been dividing cells.

You were supposed to focus on forests.
You were supposed to win the war.

Instead, you wedded yourself to my skin.
I cannot toss you off, your in”

While not an anti-war poem per se, this poem powerfully shows the lingering effects of war. Though the piece is only thirteen lines it speaks loads about the subject matter. I wonder if this is essential to good poetry-expressing something deeply while writing within a structured form. It was such a powerful poem I found myself reading it several times to explore it more.

One of my callers is an amputee. When he first mentioned it he turned his disability into a fetish. He told me he liked to fuck himself with his prosthetic leg, sliding the foot into his ass. This was the first time I had heard of an amputee fetish so I didn’t know what to say. I followed his lead and listened to him tell me about fucking his foot.

He didn’t talk about it long. His heart wasn’t in it and he soon moved on to his real fetish which is exhibitionism. Once he started telling me about exposing himself in a movie theater his voice took on that panting tone I’m used to hearing from him.

In hindsight I think he was testing me. He wanted to gauge my reaction to his being disabled. It seemed he was checking to see if I would still be as “turned on” by him. (The sarcastic sex worker in me would reply that as long as his credit card’s good I’ll be turned on by him. The counselor in me would reply that he was looking for acceptance.) I didn’t talk to him or treat him differently after I knew about his replacement leg. Why would I? I think he has been rejected by women before.

Weise has a poem titled the same as her book-“The Amputee’s Guide to Sex”. This poem tells the reader how she deals with her prosthetic leg. She wants to hide it from her lover and positions her body in certain ways to make him forget she has one leg. An excerpt:

“To create an uninhibited environment for your partner, track their hands like game pieces on a board. For leg amputees, keep arms on upper body.”

My caller had a version of this to fit his story. He told me how his lovers would see fake leg become instantly turned on. He insisted countless women would beg him to fuck them with the prosthetic. I believe this was a way for him to cope with his embarrassment.

I didn’t ask him about his lost leg. Doing so felt rude, like I would be splashing frosty reality onto his fantasy. I also figured he got those sort of questions enough in his day to day life. Weise has a poem called “The Old Questions” that indicates this is the case. An excerpt:

“Do you sleep with it on? I forgot
there would be this conversation.

Do you bathe with it on?
I need to rehearse answers to these questions.”

Earlier this month he sent me a picture of himself. He had talked about it for weeks, asking me over and over if I would give an honest answer about what I thought of him. I assured him repeatedly that I would. (I didn’t mention that sex workers rarely, if ever, give an honest answer to clients about their appearance.)

The picture was a partial body shot. It showed his head down his body to about mid thigh. Part of his prosthetic leg was showing, not much but enough that it was recognizable. When we talked next he sounded nervous while waiting to hear my thoughts about him. I told him what he wanted to hear. I said he was attractive and praised his cock. His cock is a focal point for him and much of our conversations revolve around how women are obsessed with it. He hasn’t mention his disability again but he seems more comfortable with me. Without speaking the words I somehow made him feel at ease. Though I won’t ask for it specifically so as not to upset him I wouldn’t be surprised if he one day sent me a full body shot with his prosthetic leg visible in the picture. If that does happen I will respond the same way as before-I will assure him of his attractiveness and praise his cock.

Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions, Reviews at 11:14 PM CDT

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Looks like the DC Madam story has even more juicy details coming out.

From Wayne Madsen Report via What Really Happened:
“Part of the focus on the johns in the DC Madam case, an overwhelming majority of whom are Republican political appointees and office holders, is on particular office and residential areas of McLean and Alexandria, Virginia, in addition to K, H, and Eye Street lobbying and law offices in downtown Washington, DC. The net may also ensnare two 2008 GOP presidential candidates, one declared and the other, as yet, undeclared. WMR has also learned that some of the clients arranged their own direct communications with Pamela Martin & Associates employees. Some requests by clients fell into the category of aberrant sex, including bizarre requests for urination, defecation, sado-masochism, and acts of sodomy by certain clients, some of whom have significant political profiles in Washington. These requests did not technically run afoul of prostitution laws which are based on vaginal, oral, or anal penetration by the client.”

Posted by Vixen as News at 11:22 PM CDT

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“The pussy has the power.”
-client who likes licking pussy

His quote pretty much sums up my job.

Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 11:56 PM CDT

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Joshua Three - Part Two (junohenry.wordpress.com…)
“Gently, I bit his earlobe, as his hands wandered lower to where i was primed, slick and ready for them.”

Who wants pretty blowjobs anyway? (lustylady.blogspot.com…)
“If any moment in that night would’ve gotten me off, that would’ve been it.”

Whore Sex Vs. Not Whore Sex, Episode 2 (thismuse.blogspot.com…)
“I push him down again and have what I want.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Private Lives, Public Places (sugarbank.com…)

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Failing to have sex (deliciously-naughty.typepad.com…)

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Italian stockings courtesy of Sweat Shop Sissy.

Posted by Vixen as Musings at 11:29 PM CDT

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