Kelli finished The Straight Girl’s Guide to Sleeping with Chicks by Jen Sincero and sent me in this review:
I picked up this book as a Professional Escort to give my techniques a boost when working with couples. It was recommended to me by a fellow escort who also bought the book for guidance in pleasuring women.
Jen Sincero writes in a blunt, straightforward, well detailed, and hysterically funny style. Getting through the first three chapters was difficult for me. They deal mainly with sensitive issues on accepting the fact you want to have lesbian sex, where and how to pick up a woman, and how to tactfully enter into the lesbian community. None of this information was pertinent to what I was looking for, but I can see how it would be really useful to someone who is looking to come out of the proverbial closet.
The illustrations are to die for!!! Sexual positions are all demonstrated by Barbie dolls! Literally! Malibu Barbie gets her muff eaten by friend Barbie Teresa doll. No Ken needed. In one shot she even wears a tiny strap on!! It’s the best Barbie porn ever!
Jen fully addresses STD safety, a range of lubes and their uses, and the full gamut of toys and the how to’s. She gives a great lesson on modern lesbian sex lingo; defining vocabulary terms like: “double-clicking the mouse”, “auditioning the finger puppets”, and “paddling the pink canoe”. She has even constructed a wonderful Pussy Eating Pie Chart, giving the acceptable percentages for each tongue move.
Interjected frequently throughout the chapters are short quotes of personal experiences from the real people she interviewed for the book. Straight girls who’ve slept with lesbians, straight girls who’ve slept with straight girls, lesbians who’ve slept with straight girls, and girls who’ve done both or neither.
Over all I give this book a two thumbs up, or as the author might say, a double fingering!!
It has been an infinitely valuable guide that I have picked up repeatedly for some quick reminders and sexy entertainment. She has thoroughly covered every issue I could think of. I would recommend it to any girl looking to have sex with a chick!!
Posted by Vixen as Reviews at 8:53 PM CDT