When a client asked if I watched a certain tv show I replied that I didn’t. When asked why not I answered that I didn’t own a television. To which he said:

“I’m sorry but that sort of freaks me out. TV is my everyday friend.”
-client

(silence)
-I was biting my lip to keep from laughing.

“How do you get your news?”
-Surprisingly I get this question a lot.

“I read.”
-me

“Oh.”
-He quickly changed the subject. I let him.

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