Babeland sent me their T-Rex Dildo to review. Wow is this a big dildo!
From the product description:
“If you like ’em wide, this silicone dildo is for you. With the largest diameter of any dildo currently on hand at Babeland, T-Rex is a thick, solid toy that will deliver the fullness you’re craving. Designed in a phallic shape, complete with veins and foreskin for authenticity, this realistic dildo delivers a big dose of pressure during penetration, making it a great toy to use during masturbation sessions or partner play. Bonus points: The sculpted balls will give your perineum extra attention—and isn’t the extras what we all crave?”
The official measurements are 7″ x 2-1/4″. My measurement is off because I’m including part of the base.
It is harness compatible and comes with an O ring.
To show you how wide this baby is I’ve paired it with my coconut juice.
See the juice can barely peaking out from underneath it? Yeah, it’s really that big!
This would be a great dildo for someone that likes a big toy. Obviously not a beginner dildo. There’s some weight to this toy which makes it hang in a harness nicely. The purple is a lovely shade. I plan to use this in work photos. My clients will love seeing me with this bad boy strapped on! If you like big toys I would recommend the T-Rex.
Posted by Vixen as Sex Toys, Reviews at 11:23 PM CST
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I saw this on a gas station bathroom condom machine the other day.
The text says:
French Freedom Tickler
Tickle her fancy with the real thing…It’s the Patriotic thing to do!
Posted by Vixen as Sex Toys at 3:47 PM CDT
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Babeland sent me their Starburst Tickler for review.
From the product description:
“Tease, stroke and tickle their fancy with this lusciously colored plush red plume feather tickler. The long, 20″ pliable handle offers an easy reach and allows you to vary the stimulation. Pair this with some other playful massage toys like lickable dust, edible paints, or fingertip vibrator. Color may vary.”
This is an good introduction toy. It’s not vanilla but it’s not full on heavy kink either. What you see is what you get here-just a nice, simple feather tickler. The wand is a flexible plastic and the feathers are nice and soft. If you want to try new things with your partner this is a good non-threatening toy. If you’re like me and your toy bag is filled with paddles you’ll likely want to pass on the tickler.
Posted by Vixen as Sex Toys, Reviews at 2:09 PM CDT
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Babeland sent me their Velvet Harness to review.
From the product’s description:
“A comfy, affordable vibrating harness will have your kitty purring in no time flat. Slip on the adjustable nylon straps and slide the included sterling bullet vibe into the plush velvet pocket. Strong vibrations will set the harness wearer abuzz (and provide a milder contact buzz for those on the receiving end).”
It’s pretty and soft to the touch. The straps are pretty long. After putting it on they were dangling quite a bit. I cut them to fit and burnt the ends. Since they’re nylon straps the ends melted easily. The specs say this harness fits up to a 60″ waist. It also comes with three rubber o-rings which is nice.
This harness fit my dildos just fine. The bullet vibe is one speed and is a strong buzz. I find the combination of vibrations and strap on play too over stimulating but can see how people into the combo would like this harness.
The downside for me is the velvet material. As a sex worker my knee jerk reaction is-hard to sterilize! Washing velvet after each client would wear it out quickly. But if you’re not using it on a multitude of partners I think it would be ok.
Posted by Vixen as Sex Toys, Reviews at 11:16 PM CDT
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Babeland sent me the Tenga Egg to review. There’s several different styles. I got the silky version. When it came in the mail I told Mr. Radical-”I have to give you a handjob with a Japanese sex toy in the name of science.” He agreed. ; )
To open the egg you peel off the wrapper and pop open the plastic egg.
The egg itself is made of a silicone material.
It’s super stretchy!
There’s a lube packet and plastic funnel inside. Mr. Radical has chemical sensitives so we didn’t use the Tenga lube. The little funnel works well though.
Click here to see a video ad for the egg.
The Tenga Egg works really well. You slip it over the cock head and just hold your hand over it and do typical handjob motions. Mr. Radical said the texture felt great. But he didn’t like the “squeaky” noise that it made. As the egg expanded and contracted it made a sort of squeak. MR said that the noise wasn’t too bad with two people but if it was just him and the egg he would find it distracting.
The egg is a built in cum receptacle. Clean up is super easy. As I pulled the egg off of MR I said-”Hey look it’s an egg cup of cum. Perfect for drinking it up afterward.” That’s not MR’s kink but the look he gave me made me laugh.
This gave me an idea. For those that cum drinking is a kink the Tenga Egg would be perfect for them. An edible lubricant would have to be used though. I think it would be great to use with clients.
But the big big downside to the Tenga Egg is that it’s disposable. I’m a granola hippie chick and that just irks me. A one time only use toy? Bleh. I don’t like that at all. Babeland sells them for $8.50 which isn’t bad for a unique experience but for every time you jerk off? That’s not cool either.
I would recommend the Tenga Egg for a once in a while toy. Want to try something different? Or want to get a sexy gift for your partner? Then buy one. But for your normal masturbation habit I’d go with something else.
Posted by Vixen as Sex Toys, Reviews at 11:38 PM CST
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The NYC Sex Calendar party had 200 gift bags for the attendees. They were snatched up quick. For good reason too-they were stuffed full of goodies.
Shortly before leaving for NYC I had heard of Whore Magazine but didn’t have the to research it. I was so happy to see a copy in the bag. It’s awesome and worth a post all it’s own.
Other gifts included-bullet vibes, condoms, Tenga toys (which are neat but only one use-boo), erotic rubber bands, lubes, penis straw and lollipop, catalogs, coupons.
I love getting gifts at a party-how fun!
Posted by Vixen as Sex Toys at 11:31 PM CDT
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Babeland sent me their BonBon vibe to review.
From the vibe’s page:
“Hold it easily against your clit or tuck it in your underwear — either way, the contoured BonBon is sure to cause quite the stir. Candida Royalle, a Babeland favorite porn director, brings us the latest in her Natural Contours toy line: a compact, adorable, and powerful clit vibe that has all the makings of a customer favorite. A simple push-button control takes you through three speeds, while the splash-proof exterior makes the BonBon ideal for shower fun. Enjoy a 90-day warranty with Babeland; beyond that, Natural Contours offers a lifetime warranty on this well-made little vibe!”
It comes with a cute carry bag:
This is a nice vibe. It’s light weight and small which would make it great for travel. The curve fits nicely in the hand. The vibes are ok but they’re not as strong as my Pocket Rocket vibe. There’s actually four speeds-the last one is a on and off pulse.
My one complaint is you have to click all the speeds to turn it off. Well not if you’re at the last speed but if you’re at the first one you would have to. Not a deal killer but personally I like an on/off switch better. Still though, like I said it’s a nice vibe. If you’re in the mood for a more sensual masturbation session I’d say go with the BonBon vibe.
What’s this about a contest? The NYC Sex Blogger Calendar is selling calendars and calendar dates. To drum up sales I’ve decided to give away the BonBon vibe. How to enter?
Buy a calendar and use the code VIXEN when you pay with Paypal. Or buy a day on the calendar (or promote your business and buy 5 days for $100) and put the code VIXEN. Tess and Diva will pass on the entrants’ emails to me and I’ll randomly pick a winner. This contest will end July 31st. Good luck!
Posted by Vixen as Sex Toys, Reviews at 1:35 PM CDT
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My blog anniversary contest ends this week. I have lots of goodies to give away this year! To enter you’ll need to enter a comment on the official contest post.
Posted by Vixen as Musings, Sex Toys at 12:04 PM CDT
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Sh! Women’s Erotic Emporium donated some prizes for my blog contest. Here’s what you could win:
Pink Honey 5 G-Spot Dildo:
It’s a bubble gum pink!
Blue silicone Beaded Butt Plug 3:
Both the dildo and butt plug have a heart shape base.
Black Leather 2-Strap Harness:
This is a medium size harness.
Sh! Mini Bullet Vibrator:
This one’s tiny-it could easily be hidden in one’s purse or pocket.
To win these prizes you’ll need to go the official contest post and enter a comment. Good luck and thank you Sh! Women’s Erotic Emporium!
Posted by Vixen as Musings, Sex Toys at 11:43 PM CDT
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Explored! by Tascha Elliott
Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.
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e[lust] #9
Editor’s Pick
- Crystal Delights Glass Plug by Britni TheVadgeWig
The plug is Pyrex, and they claim that it’s a Swarovski crystal in the base. I, of course, have no way of confirming that, but it’s pretty cool to think I could be walking around with a Swarovski crystal in my butt! WAY cooler than whatever those vajazzling shenanigans are, if you ask me.
Editor’s Note: Not only am I in serious love with this product the quote above made me fall in serious love with this review, in addition to the fact that it is well-written and generally fantastic. Read! Enjoy! Get one of your own so you can have a “beautifully jeweled butthole!”
Editor
Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
On to the reviews…
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Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.
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Posted by Vixen as Sex Toys at 9:00 PM CDT
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Today is my five year blogging anniversary. To celebrate I’m giving away goodies to my readers! Here’s what you could win:
Adult Toy Shoppe prize
Icicles Sapphire Spiral Dildo
Aloe Cadabra prize
Aloe Cadabra Gift Basket
Babeland prizes
Onye Fleur
Nexus double dildo
Books
The Ethical Slut
Kama Sutra In A Box
Two Is Enough
Love Honey prizes
Mr Big Rabbit Vibrator
Ice Scream Vibrator
Death By Orgasm Bullet Vibrator
Sh! Women’s Erotic Emporium prizes
Sh! Honey 5 G-Spot Dildo
Beaded Butt Plug 3
Leather 2-Strap Harness
Sh! Mini Bullet Vibrator
How do you enter? Enter a comment to this post. You must be 18 or over, have a valid email and mailing address. The comment form will show me your email but it won’t appear on the blog. (Only enter if all prizes are legal in your jurisdiction.) On 3/31 I’ll put the entrants names in a hat and pick out the winners. I’ll email the winners for their mailing address. You’ll have a week to claim your prize.
This contest is not limited to the US. If you’re in Australia please enter. That being said, I’m going to send out the winners’ packages via the slower, cheaper mail rate to save myself on postage.
If you win and have a blog I’d appreciate a link back but that’s not required.
Good luck!
Posted by Vixen as Musings, Sex Toys at 5:56 PM CDT
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Love Honey has once again donated prizes for my blog anniversary contest. Here’s what you could win:
Mr Big Rabbit Vibrator
From the product description:
“Tall, dark, handsome and BIG, Mr Big Rabbit Vibrator is the one we all want to end up with for a happily orgasmic ever-after! Picking up where the Sex And The City Rabbit left off, Mr Big is bound to please with powerful vibrations and long rabbit ears.”
It also comes with it’s own bag:
Ice Scream Vibrator
From the product description:
“The sundae that makes every day a fun day. This amazing Ice Scream won’t add inches to your hips but it will give you teeth-chattering vibrations, intense orgasms and amazing internal or external stimulation.”
It looked wide so I decided to measure-5 3/4 inches.
Death By Orgasm Bullet Vibrator
From the product description:
“Experience the most intense ‘La Petite Mort’ with this amazingly powerful bullet vibrator! Supplied in a cute coffin case, this mini vibe is made of velvet-feel rubber and available in the most classic of colours - midnight black. Death By Orgasm awaits.”
This one includes a purple vibe instead of black. But it’s super cute!
Thank you Love Honey for donating such great prizes!
Posted by Vixen as Musings, Sex Toys at 10:03 PM CDT
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Babeland sent me their Bondage Rope to review:
From the description:
“Tie me up, tie me down — you’ll have no problem getting knotty with this Bondage Rope. Soft, solid-braid multifilament polypropylene rope feels great against the skin, while holding knots perfectly without slipping. There’s no need to sacrifice quality for comfort, as sturdy Bondage Rope feels silky while resisting tearing or fraying. Pair it with an instructional book like Two Knotty Boys Showing you the Ropes, and you’ll be a rope bondage expert in no time at all. ”
There’s 25 ft here, enough to tie up someone down simply. I love the look of complex bondage but for play purposes I like a simple tie up. I wouldn’t say the rope is silky but it’s certainly smooth. It does feel nice and soft against the skin. It is slippery and at first I was worried the knots would come out. But I tied several knots and they didn’t come out.
The ends are closed with electrical tape. That’s a nice touch because I would have taped the ends anyway.
The label says “When you’re serious about play”. I like it. This rope would make a nice addition to your toy bag.
Posted by Vixen as Sex Toys, Reviews at 11:17 PM CDT
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