When people prank me I figure they’re taking up my time so I might as well have fun with it. Last night I thoroughly enjoyed messing with a pranker.

The phone rings. I pick up and give a sexy hello.

He says in a husky voice, “I want to lick you.”

Anyone that wants to do a real call does not start off this way. I pretend I can’t hear him.

“What did you say?”

He whispers again, “I want to lick you.”

I can hear him masturbating. Since he’s a pranker I decide to have some fun.

“You want to pick me? Did I win a contest?”

He repeats himself, this time with more urgency. “I want to lick you.”

“You picked me! What did I win?”

An irritated voice says, “I want to lick you!”

“I know! I must have won that contest for a blender. Cool!”

The noise of dick stroking has stopped. This time the voice sounds defeated, “I want to lick you.”

“I can’t believe I won. That was a really nice blender. I’m so excited!”

Click.

Apparently he doesn’t find kitchen appliances sexy.

Posted by Vixen in PSO Confessions