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December 30th, 2009

Sex News Roundup

Sex News Roundup

From the Las Vegas Sun:
Stalled in Las Vegas, strippermobile heading out on nationwide tour
“The strippermobile is no longer trolling the Strip for customers, but in a few weeks it will be going up and down Main Street, USA.

In early January, it will become a Vegas-born — and banned — business that took its show on the road.


Strippermobile Winter Tour 2010 will be filmed, and Beard hopes to have it broadcast on cable television. It might need to be on adult on-demand channels though, because the itinerary includes Portland, Ore. Beard says the decency laws there are lax, so the dancers will be nude during that stretch of the trip.”

I think this is hilarious and an excellent means of advertisement. Apparently the bus only drove down the strip between 10pm and 2am. If any of my readers see the stripper mobile in their city send me pics and I’ll post them.

From NPR:
Billboard Depicting Joseph, Mary In Bed Sparks Row
“A billboard at a New Zealand church depicting a downcast Joseph lying beside Mary in bed and the heading “God is a hard act to follow” provoked more than the intended reconsideration of the meaning of Christmas.

The sign was defaced by a paint-wielding vandal just hours after it was erected Thursday outside the St. Matthew-in-the-City Anglican church in Auckland, and triggered passionate and sometimes angry debate on talk radio and the Internet.

Church vicar Archdeacon Glynn Cardy said the billboard was intended to challenge stereotypes about the way Jesus was conceived and get people talking about the Christmas story.”

This is a great billboard. If Joseph and Mary were a married couple what’s so crazy about pointing out the fact that they had sex? Mary certainly wasn’t a virgin after God knocked her up. And I’d think a deity would be a better lay than a mortal.

From Coco De Mer:
Wanker Plate
“This small vintage plate has been lovingly hand painted with the words ‘Wanker’.
These plates are one of a kind, so no two plates are exactly the same. These plates can be customized with the word(s) of your choice. Each plate comes with a wall hanging attachment already in place, so you can display it wherever you see fit!”

What a clever business idea. Thanks to Raven for the tip!

From Dispatches From The Culture Wars:
Cop Gets Off. And Then Gets Off.
“Here’s one of the more appalling cases you’ll ever hear of a cop getting off, first literally and then figuratively. Cop pulls over stripper, ejaculates on her during the traffic stop and is acquitted of any wrongdoing. The basic facts:

No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.

When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park wasn’t responsible for making sticky all over the woman’s sweater. He insisted that she made the married patrolman make the mess–after all, she was on her way home from work as a dancer at Captain Cream Cabaret.”


Park unzipped his pants, took his penis out and got an erection, she explained. “Basically, the officer made me give [him] a freaking hand job and he let me go. I’m so freaked out about it.”

(Lucy also told police, prosecutors and the jury that Park had also fingered her vagina and fondled her breasts before he ejaculated on her.)”

There are so many appalling things that this guy did I’d have to copy the whole article to list them all. Disgusting. I hate the perception that sex workers are more sexual and therefore responsible for inappropriate actions such as this. No one ever accuses accountants of being overly obsessed with numbers. Or dentists being over hygienic.

From Jakarta Globe:
India’s Transgenders Online for Love
“It’s worked for thousands of singletons the world over and now India’s transsexuals are hoping Internet dating can help their marginalized community find love.


The site, available in English and Tamil, features six women, most of whom have had full sex change operations and are looking for “ordinary” men for a long-term relationship and even marriage.


In November, the community claimed victory in a longstanding campaign to be listed as “others,” distinct from males and females, on electoral rolls and voter ID cards.”

The dating site is called Thirunangai. There’s only five available women now but I think it’s a good start. I’m also impressed that Indian transgenders can indentify as “others” on their voter cards if they choose it.

From CTV News:
Police seek help after sex worker attacked
“Toronto Police are asking the public’s help following the reporting stabbing and sexual assault of a sex worker in the east end.

On Tuesday, sometime between 1 a.m. and 2 a.m., the worker met a man in the area of Queen Street East and Curzon Street, police said Wednesday in a news release.

“They walked to a nearby gas station. The man then stabbed the woman in the head and sexually assaulted her,” it said.


People with information are asked to contact police at 416-808-7474, Crime Stoppers anonymously at 416-222-TIPS (8477), online at, or text TOR and a message to CRIMES (274637).”

Posted by Vixen as News at 11:59 PM CST

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