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February 10th, 2009

Faking A Four Way

The Kiss
Recently a regular of mine did a call and went in a new direction. I’ll call this guy Booty Call Client. After going through his preferred breeder fantasy, BCC asked me to call a guy to come over and fuck me.

I fake sex on calls a lot. Normally it’s pretty easy. But BCC wanted the guy to say hello. I figured I could fake make that happen because Mr. Radical was home. He’s occasionally gotten on the phone to say a breathy “hello”. Then BCC complicated the fantasy. “Call another guy. I know you have tons of guys that can come over and fuck you,” he said. I played along while wondering how I was going to fake more than one male voice.

BCC wanted to hear me talking to my fuck buddies. I pretended that I didn’t have three way calling and offered to call them on my other phone. After setting down the phone I faked a one sided conversation with my imaginary lovers, making sure to talk close enough to my headset so that BCC could hear.

This was getting complicated. Each guy had a relationship with me. Each one had a different backstory. One was at work and had to call someone to cover his shift. Another had to work the next day so couldn’t stay long. Another was sleeping and was making coffee to wake himself up before driving over.

I wrote down my fake lovers’ names and cock sizes so that I could keep my info straight. Fake man #1 showed up, played by Mr. Radical. We chatted online first so I could fill him in on the details. Then he came into my office and said a few words. BCC didn’t want to talk much to my lovers. He just wanted enough of an exchange to prove that they were real.

Fake man #2 was shy and spoke in a whisper. His part was played by both me and Mr. Radical. I did some of the grunting and Mr. Radical did such a great over the top porno orgasm that I was holding my hand over my mouth so I wouldn’t laugh out loud.

Fake man #3 was fine sharing me with two other lovers but didn’t want to talk to some dude over the phone. I occasionally did moans for him.

This was one of the most confusing calls I’ve ever done. I had to keep scribbling little notes to myself-who was fucking what hole, who had cum where, that sort of thing.

The most difficult part of BCC’s call was doing the sound effects. Normally I can get by using the finger on the lips trick. But since this call involved me sucking and fucking in so many different ways I had to come up with different noises.

I sucked one finger, I sucked two. One of my current knitting projects is on big plastic needles so I sucked one of them. I had a spoon and bowl sitting on my desk from my earlier dinner. Grabbing the spoon I turned it upside down and placed it on my tongue. Surprisingly it made a great sucking noise. BCC kept encouraging me to moan and my voice was sore after the call was over.

BCC took several breaks during the call. Cigarette breaks, a dinner break, one time he had to go take a nap. During these breaks I’d go to the bathroom or get something to drink. After one of these breaks he called back sooner than expected. I was in the bathroom but had my phone with me. We chatted while I as I went back to my office.

He wanted to hear me suck one of the guys’ cocks. I slid a finger into my mouth, just like I had done many times already. Suddenly I started gagging. “Yeah, suck that big cock,” BCC moaned. I gagged and coughed and dove for my water glass.

What the hell?! In a flash I realized what had happened. BCC had called me back while I was in the middle of washing my hands in the bathroom. I didn’t rinse my hands off because I got distracted by the call. I was gagging because I was essentially sucking on soap.

At least it sounded good.

Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 10:08 PM CST

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February 9th, 2009

It’s Official: We’re In A Depression

From Bloomberg:
IMF Says Advanced Economies Already in Depression
“Advanced economies are already in a “depression” and the financial crisis may deepen unless the banking system is fixed, International Monetary Fund Managing Director Dominique Strauss-Kahn said.

“The worst cannot be ruled out,” Strauss-Kahn said in Kuala Lumpur, where he was attending a gathering of central bankers from Southeast Asia. “There’s a lot of downside risk.”

Ten days ago, the IMF cut its world-growth estimate for this year to 0.5 percent, the weakest pace since World War II. Stimulus packages alone won’t succeed in dragging the global economy out of recession unless confidence is restored in the banking system, Strauss-Kahn said today.”

But the IMF isn’t the only one saying this. George Washington’s Blog has a post listing several other big wigs saying the same thing.

Often I try to make little jokes to offset the scary news. But this time I’ve got nothing. If you haven’t stocked up on rice, beans, guns and bullets you better start now. Seriously.

Posted by Vixen as News at 11:33 AM CST

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February 8th, 2009

Nude On Kitchen Counter

Nude on kitchen counter

From this gallery. I’ve taken pics in kitchens before. They’re fun and make me feel like I’m subverting the housewife stereotype.

Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 3:23 PM CST

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February 7th, 2009

Erm…

“How does it feel to be so in control of cripples?”
-semi-regular caller

This caller meant cripples to mean submissives. While I don’t think of my clients as “cripples” this caller certainly thought the term sexy.

Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 11:50 AM CST

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February 6th, 2009

Sex News Round Up

Sex News Round Up

First up, some fucked up news.

From Yahoo News:
Exotic dancer set on fire outside LA bar
“An exotic dancer was set on fire outside the club where she worked early Thursday, burning more than 60 percent of her body, police said. They were searching for two suspects.

A woman and a man called the 27-year-old dancer outside around 1 a.m. and then doused her with a flammable liquid next to the Babes & Beer sports club in the San Fernando Valley, police said. The dancer ran back inside and patrons came to her aid, police said.

(snip)

“Given the condition of this victim, they may be responsible for ultimately her murder,” Deputy Chief Michel Moore said. “This is a terrible, terrible attack.”

Moore said the dancer, a mother of two, was in grave condition after being burned over more than 60 percent of her body. Her identity was not immediately released.”

So, think the attacker will get properly punished or do you think the sentenced will be lightened because the victim is a sex worker?

Next up, ABC is a hypocritical bitch.

From Raw Story:
Wall Street CEOs, investment bankers charged prostitutes on corporate cards, madam says
“Kristin Davis, the madam in question, went public to ABC News this week; ABC will be broadcasting her interview Friday at 10 pm. Davis says she has a list of 9,800 clients, many of whom she says New York prosecutors deliberately avoided when taking her case, even though she offered them her annotated client list.

In what’s sure to create a media firestorm parallel to that of when a Washington, DC madam announced that she was publishing her client list (which included at least one senator), Davis’ comments come at a time where incredible ire is already focused on Wall Street and banking executives. The pressure for her to release the list will certainly be immense.

(snip)

Davis provided the network with a print-out of her computerized client list, the same one she says that she offered the district attorney.”

ABC has a snippet of the interview up here.
CEOs, Bankers Used Corporate Credit Cards for Sex, Says New York Madam
“Wall street lawyers, investment bankers, CEOs and media executives often used corporate credit cards to pay for $2,000 an hour prostitutes, according to the madam who ran one of New York’s biggest and most expensive escort services until it was busted last year.

But prosecutors in the Manhattan District Attorney’s office chose not to pursue any of the corporate titans, says Kristin Davis, who pleaded guilty last year to charges of running a prostitution business that used more than a hundred women. ”

Ok, I’ll admit I’m biased. But ABC treated Palfrey a whole lot different now didn’t they? In Palfrey’s own words, “ABC did a very nice fluff piece on me and I guess from a public relations standpoint if that’s what I was interested in they did a very lovely piece. However they really are not interested in doing much more than taking my situation and reaping as much as they could for sweeps week out of it. They weren’t really interested in my opinion in retrospect, at getting at the truth or trying to find out what was really going on. They were mostly interested in sweeps week and they played me for just that.”

If the banks weren’t failing and if it wasn’t so hip to portray bankers as villains I don’t think ABC would have taken the tone they did. But maybe Davis’ timing is good and she won’t end up hanging from a rope from “suicide” like Palfrey.

The Spanking Writers has an informative post about the new retarded UK law that just went into effect.
Criminally kinky?
“It might be time to consider cleaning up your PCs, for some of you in England, Wales and Northern Ireland. Next Monday, 26 January, is the day that Provisions 63-68 of the Criminal Justice and Immigration Act 2008 come into effect - more colloquially known as the new ‘extreme porn’ laws.”

No, I’m not bitter. Where do you get such crazy ideas?

Posted by Vixen as News at 9:30 PM CST

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February 5th, 2009

Sugasm #158

Sugasm #158

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #159? Submit a link to your best post of the week by emailing me directly at radicalvixenatgmaildotcom Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Sealing the Deal
“A hand reached down and grabbed my chin firmly, pulling it up to get a look at my face.”

Wait for me on your knees.
“She’s not scared or wincing but open and accepting, drinking in the sensation.”

What DO Women Want?
“This cultural context also means that what research describes might not be how things actually are, but how the current culture is shaping them to be.”

Sugasm Editor
Sex Work And Honesty: Political Opinions

Editor’s Choice
Like Rube Goldberg

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

HNT courtesy of Secrets of a Blue-Eyed Vixen.

Posted by Vixen as Sugasm at 10:59 PM CST

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February 4th, 2009

Copenhagen’s Museum Erotica

Copenhagen’s Museum Erotica

From the Copenhagen Post:
Erotic museum facing bankruptcy
“A last-minute back-out by potential investors has left the Museum Erotica in Copenhagen facing bankruptcy.

The City Council’s cultural committee has turned down a request to support the museum and the museum’s chief executive, Hanne Stensgaard, said the museum is facing the sale of its extensive collection.

Stensgaard told The Copenhagen Post that they are currently in the process of rebuilding the museum but are approximately two to three million kroner short due to a lack of investors.

‘We’ve been hopeful [of securing investors] for a long time and miracles can happen, but if we don’t get the funding within a week, we will have to close.’

The museum is home to more than 1,500 artefacts and pictures depicting erotica through the ages. If the museum is declared bankrupt then the collection will have to be sold off.”

Oh how sad. You can visit the Museum’s webpage here.

Posted by Vixen as News at 10:08 PM CST

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February 3rd, 2009

Sex Work And Compassion: A Call From Baghdad

Elephant Hug
The call started off normal enough. We exchanged pleasantries. Then I asked where he was. “Baghdad” was the reply.

That made my chin drop. Whoa. Several things flew through my mind. He was a soldier in active duty in a war zone calling me to do phone sex. How to handle the call?!

If there was one thing Soldier Boy (SB) didn’t want to talk about it was the Iraq War. He was living it and was calling me for escape. I figured the best way to do the call was to pretend that Baghdad was just another town in the US.

I quickly moved onto his fantasy. The details aren’t particularly noteworthy. It was a typical call and the subject matter was easy.

What I remember most about the call was SB’s voice. It was so emotionless, so flat, so empty. I have never heard a more monotonous voice. I can’t begin to imagine the horrors this young man had gone through. But he had certainly gone through something. That almost dead voice was a voice of shell shock-I’m certain of it.

During the call I kept thinking this man needs someone to hold him. Someone who loves him and would hold him until life and happiness came back into his voice.

That someone wasn’t me. All I could be was a temporary distraction. I tried to give him as best a call as I could.

I’ve had callers pretend to be soldiers before. Some said they were “leaving for Iraq tomorrow” and wanted a freebie. One even pretended to be in Iraq but was so over the top it was obvious he was lying.

SB was different. I think seasoned PSOs get a sixth sense about clients. I could “feel” that he was telling the truth.

Did SB enjoy the call? I’m not sure. Maybe. I don’t know if he orgasmed during the call. There was certainly no moaning but I didn’t expect any. Without warning SB said, “I have to go, thanks,” in that emotionless voice of his. He hung up before I could reply.

I haven’t heard back from him. I’m not sure if I will.

Sex Work And Compassion Series
Sex Work And Compassion: Panty Tree
Sex Work and Compassion: Self Hating Client
Sex Work And Compassion: I Show No Compassion
Sex Work And Compassion: Death In A Client’s Family

Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 9:09 PM CST

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February 2nd, 2009

Sex News Round Up

Sex News Round Up

From the BBC:
Knitted breasts help new mothers
“The woolly breasts are being used at Liverpool Women’s Hospital to show new mothers how to breastfeed and how to express milk if necessary.

(snip)

They are used by community midwife teams to demonstrate how milk should be expressed, particularly for premature babies being kept in hospital.”

From Bound, Not Gagged:
Every Sex Worker, A Human Rights Defender
“The conference will include sex worker-only activities in order to form friendships and create solidarity, as well as organizing sessions to develop the alliance’s mission and principles. The immediate outcome of the conference will be to prepare a position paper and petition that demands an end to the violation of sex workers’ human rights that will be presented to the media and other key bodies and institutions. The issues of sex trafficking and child sex work interact with the adult sex industry, but are pressing concerns that demand separate special attention.”

From Fleshbot:
Amy Fisher Finds Forgiveness In The Adult Industry
“You might expect that a woman who garnered national attention at age seventeen as the Long Island Lolita would spend the rest of her life avoiding the spotlight. But you would be underestimating Amy Fisher.

Since her release from prison, Amy has chosen to take advantage of her name recognition, pursuing a career as a writer, starring in a “leaked” sex tape, and now—in what is, ultimately, a natural progression—crossing completely into the adult industry with a dirty pay-per-view special, her very own porno website, and a side career as a feature dancer. Last week, we spoke with Amy in her Long Island home, where she told us all about her new life and why a Long Island mom would want to get into porn.”

From Sports Illustrated:
Ariz. TV station says porn clip interrupts Super Bowl
“A Tucson television station’s broadcast of the Super Bowl on Sunday was interrupted for some viewers by about 10 seconds of pornographic material, the station said.

KVOA TV in Tucson released a statement saying that the only viewers who were able to see the material were those who receive the channel through Comcast cable.”

Video of the porn blooper can be seen here.

From Kasidie:
Strange But True Sex Laws in the USA
“Our Legal System at Its… Finest? “

Posted by Vixen as News at 10:32 PM CST

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February 1st, 2009

Nipple Peek A Boo

Nipple peek a boo

From this gallery.

Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 3:15 PM CST

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